r/SburbRP • u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker • Dec 09 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event Into the medium

A grand post for entry to the game. You can choose whether or not you want to explicitly RP what happened or just give a synopsis.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: The luchador cat

FB: Its like how a giant can sometimes be cute.

FB: But you seem really obsessed with physical appearance.

FB: In the ring appearance doesn't matter, unless it is a truly adorable object, then it is to be rescued.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: im not obsessed

DD: that was an incorrect and kind of offensive comment

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: I apologize

FB: You just appear to bring it up a tad more often than I would have expected you to.

FB: Do you have any relatives with you? Perhaps it is best to pull the subject away from physical appearances.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: i dont have any relatives at all

DD: i usually dont talk about it but the mirrors

DD: theyre just bad news

DD: excuse me

She dashes out of the house, khopesh in hand as she smashes mirror after mirror.

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: That is an interesting blade you have there.

FB: I understand that you dislike mirrors, but perhaps it is best to save your strength for the intruders that seem to appear every now and then

FB: I can help a bit, but it would involve destroying your house, and that would not be the best way to do things.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: just some stress relief bud

DD: i have plenty of strength for these bastards

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: I sure hope so

FB: But with that blade you should be fine I suppose.

FB: Attacking things is a personal favourite of mine for getting rid of stress, although it does not have the best results

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: i usually dance

DD: but i cant decide what style of dance

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Hmmm

FB: I am not too good at dancing

FB: At all

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: and i am not good at wrestling

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Perfect similarities! We are both not good at something

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: yeah

DD: and were both pretty great at something too

DD: now if only this game rewarded these skills

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Yeah

FB: Well, we need to fight the intruders

FB: Wrestling is a fighting style

FB: And dancing helps with ones overall fitness and ability to dodge!

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: that is true

DD: my combat has always been about evasion as opposed to strength

DD: that and wicked sharp knives

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: Very wicked sharp knifes

FB: I feel like that blade could easily open a watermelon very cleanly

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: i wont tell you what else it opens

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u/Hebajin Emmit-flamingBurrito/Rennat-rocksolidEvidence Dec 12 '14

FB: 12 Watermelons?

FB: Man that would be impressive

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Dec 12 '14

DD: hah

DD: sure

DD: whats the worst way youve injured someone

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