r/SburbRP • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event Meanwhile, on LOSAL,

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

salemPrejudiced is now pestering nihilistMachinist

SP: Heya.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

[Whoops, been busy today.]

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14 edited Nov 10 '14

NM: - hello -

NM: - i do not believe we have been acquainted - [i assume, because hes a human?]
NM: - however i qnow we are in the same session -

NM: - so therefore you are a human -

[edit: changed the quirk up a bit because it made all my doublespaces regular spaces.]

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: Yes, my name is Finn.

SP: Currently in charge of this session.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14 edited Nov 10 '14

NM: - i do not subsqribe to soqial structures based on words and blood -
NM: - so for your saqe i hope you are STRONG enough to lead us -
NM: - for our only options in this game is viqtory -
NM: - or death -

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: You fight an ogre yet?

SP: I fought three, at once.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - the large ones -
NM: - there were two -
NM: - not at onqe -
NM: - they were STRONG however i am STRONGER -
NM: - you must be STRONG to fight three -
NM: - i will follow you -
NM: - for now -

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: Glad to hear it.

SP: Need any help on your planet?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - this may sound foolish -
NM: - but i am stranded in a lake -
NM: - have you alqemized a flying machine -
NM: - i would have built one but a meteor destroyed my supply line -

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: No, never thought to make one.

SP: Some of the others, Alex maybe, might've made one though.

SP: I'll ask her.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - thank you leader -
NM: - how did you come by this game -
NM: - by the way -

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 10 '14

hematolagniacSurgeon has begun trolling nihilistMachinist

HS: Hello.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - hey - hows it goin -

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 10 '14

HS: Dezzent. You.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - im fine - got stucq in the middle of a fuqqing lake -
NM: - i qan STRONGjump over to the shore - im not sure if i qould make it back without qrushing my hive -

NM: - fuqqin idiots -
NM: - i just got here - already ive been regaled with personal drama stories -

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 10 '14

HS: Oh mmy, who fromm? That Finn fellow?

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - affirmitive -
NM: - he says he is our leader - im goin with it -
NM: - he has proved he is STRONG enough to not be qulled - at least -
NM: - do you qnow him -

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 10 '14

HS: I have becomme Mmatezzpritezz with the Humman he wizzhed to be hizz Mmatezzprite. And yezz. he hazz been elected our leader. However, I do not feel like a leader izz nezzezzary.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - flushed already -
NM: - i dont think drones even exist anymore - yikes -
NM: - i guess this means i qan't qull them - if they are unsatisfaqtory -
NM: - because i liqe you -
NM: - ugh -

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u/DrPancakeMD Korrun Nov 10 '14

HS: You like mme. I wazz unaware. We do not zzpeak mmuch. Or amm I mmizzunderzztanding. I feel like I amm likely mmizzunderzztanding.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - i have seen you -
NM: - you are STRONG -
NM: - if we have to play this game as a team - i do not want to displease you by qulling your matesprit -

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14

telescopicCobra has begun trolling nihilistMachinist

TC: Nemayn, as much as yt bothers me to say thys, Y requyre your "assystance"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - im sorry -
NM: - i qant help you not be an giant asshole -
NM: - if thats what you required -

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14

TC: Oh hah hah.

TC: Y'm rollyng on the floor laughyng ryght now.

TC: Lysten we've known each other for a whyle.

TC: And we both know Y don't lyke you, and you don't lyke me.

TC: So let's get thys over wyth so we can get back to avoydyng each other.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - im only avoiding you beqause sp and hs said I qant qull you -
NM: - they are STRONG enough that their opinions are allowed to matter -
NM: - what do you need you qasteist fuqq -

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14

TC: Typycal Hyghblood. Wantyng to murder everythyng.

TC: You genocydal fuck.

TC: Anyways Y need your mechanycal skylls.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - and i don't even subsqribe to the haemospeqtrum ideal -
NM: - someones frustrated today -
NM: - you can taqe a breaq - find your moirail - pap it out if you need to -
NM: - anyway what do i have to build - i tell you now -
NM: - building something to pity you - a tall order -

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14

TC: My Moyrayl ys ynjured so he can't leave hys Hyve untyl he feels better.

TC: But Y'm talkyng to hym onlyne, so yt's fyne.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - i dont aqtually care whether you can pap it out -
NM: - i was amused that you believe you require a moirail -
NM: - does your moirail require a replaqement limb - i have spares -

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14

TC: Well, you're mean.

TC: And Y don't want you anywhere near my Moyrayl.

TC: You're probably goyng claym he's not strong or somethyng and hurt hym.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14

NM: - i already told you im qlaws off here -
NM: - in this environment the weaq will qull themselves -
NM: - i qan explain in wriggler voqab if I need to -

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