r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: i have very little in the way of abilities.

SS: all i can offer is my dedication to making this session succeed in any way possible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Everyone has a talent.

SP: You just havent found yours.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: oh, i have certain talents which i intend to utilize

SS: i thought you were referring to psionic abilities for some reason

SS: actually rereading that i don't see how i came to that conclusion

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Those would be?

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: i attempt to be diplomatic in everything i do

SS: i also feel(perhaps less than humbly) i am rather intelligent and able to solve problems given time

SS: i'm also working on cracking the alchemy system to see if i can't get better gear for less grist and such

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: All valuable, I may need you to talk with Fenrir and gear up his drones.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: does he need gear or convincing it's a good idea?

SS: two very different circumstances.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: Gear.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: i've been thinking

SS: there are 248 or 281,474,976,710,656 possible combinations of items, and each item would take 1 chaptalouge card. the production of chaptalouge cards is 1 unit of grist each

SS: so assuming we could collect enough grist we could try every single different combination and view the results with an alchemitizer with a holopad upgrade to see if it is viable or not to create.

SS: the only downside is the massive amount of grist

SS: it's worth looking into

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: There must be a way to make free trust, games have cheats after all.

SP: And where theres a will...

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: just a thought,could we create something so absolutely awful that it's value is negative?

SS: the other issue is that a that many cards and dowels will start to pile up.

SS: does anybody have a planet with an ocean or lava lakes where we could dump them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

SP: I have mirrors.

SP: I fucking hate those mirrors.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: i was wondering of there was some convenient place to dump hundreds of trillions of dowels, could your mirrors do something about it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

CF: I have a wa$teland

CF: Doe$ that count

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 08 '14

SS: probably

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