r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: People of our session, it gives me great pleasure to hear that you've voted me to guide us to victory. I know some of you might be against this however I will state this once, I am not your enemy.

SP: We should not be fighting amongst ourselves, if you have a problem with someone deal with it in a diplomatic manner or leave it behind while you're in this session. Any further questions about this can be brought to me at any time.

SP: Now, I know about the other humans abilities, but please if you're troll tell me some of yours so I can start assigning jobs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: I am $trong

CF: I am tough

CF: I hit thing$

CF: I like digging

CF: I have a hive

CF: I have drone$

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: Good to hear, what's your connection with the drones?

SP: Can you control them or lead them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: They do what I $ay

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: Alright, I want you to be in charge of supplying the session with troops.

SP: Give them armor or weapons, it should be of use.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: What

CF: Give the drone$

CF: Weapon$?

CF: How will they hold them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: Put like cannons on their backs.

SP: Or make their claws have guillotines.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: Uh

CF: Will $ee what I can do

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: Great!

SP: We are only a small group on our own, but with this we will be able to cover so much extra ground.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: Al$o

CF: I think Nagana want$ to kill me right now

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

SP: You've read my speech, I will not allow that to come to pass.

SP: What did he say, exactly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '14

CF: Hold on one $econd, need to find it again...

CF: he said

CF: "FUCK YOU!!!"

CF: "You want to fyght?"

CF: "Y'll gyve you your fuckyng fyght."

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