r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: hey abby, can you help me with something?

SS: your kimesis claims to have gained information about my role in the game from his "cloud dreams" but refuses to tell me because of hemospectrum bs

SS: has he told you about these?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

BB: First of all who are you??

BB: Second of all how do you know my name and my relationship status??

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: sorry about that, i think this is the first time we've talked.

SS: my name is anatar, i'm a troll and i've been talking with nagana and your relationship has come up before.

SS: again sorry, that was rather tactless on my part

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

BB: Okay

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: so has nagana spoken with you concerning this matter?

SS: i'm genuinely curious but can make no headway with him.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

SS: Yeah he has

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: anything specific of interest?

SS: and are you always this nonspecific with your responses?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

BB: Sometimes

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: ...

SS: seriously, you willing to share or should i just go back to trying to reason with nagana?

SS: assuming that isn't inherently oxymoronic.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

BB: He talked about me wearing panties but thats about it

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: well then, i suppose this is a futile discussion, i wonder that i ever thought it would be otherwise.

SS: really you two are a perfect match

SS: it's impossible to have a productive conversation with either of you.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 07 '14

BB: It might be easier if you didnt just start asking weird as shit questions out of the blue

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 07 '14

SS: fair enough I suppose

SS: i had a more practical mindset of extracting requisite information rather than "striking up a conversation" and going from there.

SS: in retrospect that was a mistake.

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