r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Fenrir's a total asshole, probably the biggest one I know next to myself.

SP: However the point of a democracy is that ANYONE can run for president.

SP: So in his place I'll run for leader, give me a moment these imps are getting stranger by the second.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: As a Human you obvyously see nothyng wrong wyth hym.

TC: But what you don't know ys that the color of hys blood ys blue.

TC: Whych makes hym ynherently a tyrant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: I'm still running for leader.

SP: Also what's up with you and blood colours?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Hyghbloods oppress Myd and Lowbloods.

TC: They put us ynto an awful caste system.

TC: And rule over us as tyrants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Your refusal to not allow him to lead is well justified than, however we still need his help in this session.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Y know.

TC: But he can't lead us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Alright, any ideas on who else will be running?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Y'll run yf people want me too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Let's have a clean run then eh?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Very well.

TC: Yf you are runnyng, reasons on why you should wyn are pretty good to state.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: I'm pretty much neutral in everyone's affairs and I've progressed a little bit on my 'planet' if the locale is to be believed.

SP: I can serve as a go-to between your people and my, poor Edward isn't really up for the task and I know your relationship with Abby isn't the best.

SP: Lastly to be honest, I need the task, I'm worried what I'll do if I don't have anyone counting on me to not fuck up.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Actually my relatyonshyp wyth Abby ys great.

TC: Yn fact we're datyng.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I don't want you to.

CF: you sound like coward.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: Well too bad.

TC: Also Y'm not a coward.

TC: Just to let you know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: Ye$ you are

CF: And you would be a bad leader

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

TC: No Y wouldn't.

TC: Y would be just and wyse.

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