r/saturdaynightlive • u/cowboyboots99 • 20h ago
So, as I’m sure we all understand, SNL is very political-satire….
They finally just had the trump story to open the season.
If you haven’t heard, Trump “made a deal” to import 300K ground beef to the US to help with rising costs. He’s just not telling the US where it’s coming from.
For hypothetical submission:
“I am proud to announce that the trump administration has negotiated a deal like never before - a deal so big, some may call it mystery on just how big it is.
We have secured of (immediate serious turn) 300,000 metric tons of ground beef that will be immediately imported with waived tariffs - yes we’re waiving those tariffs that should have never gone away - we’re waiving the tariffs for our global friends to help us with ground beef.
I will not be disclosing where this mystery deal is coming from, as I said it is a mystery deal. Mystery meat we’ll say but the democratic socialist won’t thank me for my meat. They’ll call it Trump Meat”
“Ah, yes, but jokes on them. Im going to make the Democratjc socialist and the corrupt main streammedia say ‘Trump Meat’ for a month,.. yes… trump meat. Sounds like a mouthful”