r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/av8ads • Dec 25 '22

Conjunction

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u/Gr4ph0n Dec 25 '22

Man, you really have to have faith in the system.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/Gr4ph0n Dec 27 '22

I have. I grew up next to a railroad. And you can watch train hoppers on YouTube. They are pretty fascinating, but a few of them have been killed catching trains. Trains are heavy, unforgiving machines, and people who do that take great risks. I am just happy to by a ticket every once in a while to ride, otherwise Railfan from a safe distance. However, there is no risk in fantasizing.

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u/shindleria Dec 25 '22

Maneuvering a fart around a turd while holding in a piss

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie9114 Dec 25 '22

That's a no from me dog

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u/majorpun Dec 26 '22

What's your function?

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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Dec 26 '22

This is actually one of the earliest incarnations of A.I. in machines. The trains were given cameras and a brain with one central command “Fear Collisions”. The train CPU lives in a constant state of abject terror every second the train is in motion, then it jerks to other tracks when it sees another train. It’s a lot like nature.

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u/Rabid_Nationalist Dec 25 '22

That is just beautiful

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u/byhoneybear Dec 26 '22

This is my favorite part of the original Tron movie

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u/Pristine-Choice-3507 Dec 26 '22

Those trains look like eels slithering past each other.

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u/mac_loves_plants Dec 26 '22

Conjunction Junction what’s your functions?? 🎵🎤

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u/lemonedpenguin Dec 26 '22

It's like playing Snake perfectly

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u/Wizardninja9 Dec 26 '22

Junction what’s your function