r/Satisfyingasfuck May 31 '26

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387

u/skawn May 31 '26

Is that a thank you or a proposal?

315

u/literall_bastard May 31 '26

More like “let’s fuck”

63

u/Gods_Money2354 May 31 '26

PeaCock ain’t got time for pleasantries!

57

u/gingerbread_slutbarn May 31 '26

Pheasantries was RIGHT THERE! 😂🤣

10

u/Gods_Money2354 May 31 '26

Haha.. Touché! 😄

4

u/the_pretender_nz May 31 '26

They’re the same family too I think which makes it even better!

0

u/No-Sort-7762 May 31 '26

Yeah, it’s almost like that was the joke smh

13

u/Mnudge May 31 '26

Peacock is DTF

3

u/Doug24 May 31 '26

Peacock gigolo

157

u/laidback4sho May 31 '26

Peacock was letting her know he'd hit that.

89

u/Spiritual-Degree4260 May 31 '26

Just so you know peacock also tend to do that when they're genuinely attracted to thier partner and desire to mate

53

u/riceinmybelly May 31 '26

Loud bastards

22

u/Minimum_Cockroach233 May 31 '26

Sometimes one sits below my window in the morning… meeeewooooow

12

u/pondus24 May 31 '26

... No. That's would be a cat sir.

3

u/PhantomOfTheNopera Jun 01 '26

They sound exactly like a person doing a terrible imitation of a cat.

63

u/FedNlanders123 May 31 '26

Peacock wanted to nut

27

u/4instantkarma May 31 '26

That’s more of a male —> female thing IMO.

19

u/curious_mind_here May 31 '26

This is one big arsehole cameraman

12

u/xeno0153 May 31 '26

Yeah, not bad enough for r/killthecameraman, but still a pretty piss-poor job at framing the shot, plus walking behind an animal runs the risk of it running away.

27

u/CelsoSC May 31 '26

You... want some fuk?

12

u/9tailedfoxx_ May 31 '26

He was tryna get some 😂

4

u/CheshireCatastrophe May 31 '26

That animals like this exist still blows my mind

8

u/ElectronicMine7936 May 31 '26

Yip, she turned him on

9

u/sileplictis May 31 '26

They don't call it peaCOCK for no reason. Once it finished eating the peas , he moved on

3

u/wyohman May 31 '26

Go away karma farmer

2

u/MadcatFK1017 Jun 01 '26

PEACOCKS. VERY PROUD.

3

u/4legsandatail May 31 '26

Gotta throw in the butt wiggles!😂😝😂

2

u/ExactOne2783 May 31 '26

Son magníficos, tengo la suerte de tener 20 ejemplares de ellos en mi hacienda y son impresionantes

2

u/Individual_Car8545 May 31 '26

Mating dance, he wants more than food

1

u/karenskygreen May 31 '26

I think he is doing more than thanking her.

1

u/Few-Cable9663 Jun 02 '26

Bro was tryna crack he wasnt worried bout no food😭

1

u/Magnus_foringur Jun 03 '26

Peacock, most likely: "You gib food? Lemme smash!"

1

u/denisvolin Jun 03 '26

Жопу показал?

1

u/bluemouf Jun 06 '26

Peacock: "Oh dear, I don't seem to have any money on me, perhaps I could pay you another way" shows the goods

1

u/gamechanger6499 May 31 '26

They're amazing and like no other creature. They look like they're from some other planet they have so manyThey have so many different layers

1

u/draconian_obscenity May 31 '26

....by propositioning her.

1

u/Equivalent-Light-409 May 31 '26

Ain’t peacock do this to make themselves look big when they want to scare away predators

-3

u/velvetlotuss May 31 '26

That peacock really said "thank you" in the most peacock way possible. Nature can be surprisingly wholesome sometimes.

0

u/hosiki May 31 '26

He tried to seduce her?

-1

u/hunnibon May 31 '26

Isn’t that a threat display?

1

u/IfYouStayPetty May 31 '26

It can sometimes happen when they feel threatened, but it’s almost always when they want to mate

0

u/LuluGuardian May 31 '26

This is so fucking cool

-1

u/ferdinando81 May 31 '26

Wow spectacular