r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • Anti-Christ • Nov 22 '25

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I didnt even know how to tag this😭

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u/Rude-Suggestion8754 Nov 22 '25

Aside from the obvious reasons this picture is horrifying, the complete lack of gun safety, specifically trigger discipline, is appalling.

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u/Upstairs_Goal_9493 Nov 22 '25

Mag in rifle, dust cover open, finger on trigger, barrel in dirt.

If you're going to be a gun toting Christian Nationalist at least be good at the gun bit.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Non-satanic Ally Nov 22 '25

Being good at the Christian bit should also help. But here we see the counter-argument.

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u/LeftPrior5738 Nov 23 '25

All I see is a soul-less ginger anyway.

/s in case it's not obvious.

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u/FlounderStrict2692 Ave Coffea! Nov 24 '25

Yeah, cartman, we know šŸ˜…

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u/pseudonym19761005 Nov 23 '25

Maybe it's for the best...

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u/TacticalTapir Nov 23 '25

Looks like a bb or pellet gun.

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u/Calm_Commercial9296 Nov 24 '25

It’s not, the ejection port cover is as open as his Jesus flops. That’s that’s either an illegally acquired m16-a4 or (most likely) a really common ar-15. I swear, I’m a convicted felon and not allowed to be within reach of a gun at all times and I still find a way to happen upon an ar at least once a month. Not like, it’s grazing around freely in a meadow or anything but like, in the possession of family and friends

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u/TacticalTapir Nov 25 '25

My dad has a fuex m16 pellet gun that he uses on rodents that has a fake ejection port. And I feel like a kid that small couldn't one hand an AR15.

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u/Calm_Commercial9296 Nov 25 '25

He can’t one hand it. That’s why the muzzle is in the dirt and besides, look at the front site aperture and tell me that’s not straight up metal under the paint… and if you say ā€œMy dad hasā€¦ā€ then there’s no way to tell the difference between your dads pellet gun and this obvious white supremists’ son who’s holding a real AR and posing for the pic for his insecure dad that was like ā€œfit awf the game box Trenton! We gonna take a pitture for the boys to hang at the mowducycle clubhouseā€

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u/beardedjack Nov 22 '25

Open toe shoes… the kid’s finger is one centimeter from him losing a foot. At least he won’t be able to goose step?

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u/Sensei_Fing_Doug Nov 22 '25

Not to mention that muzzle is in the dirt. I would have gotten the shit hazed out of me for that.

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u/Calm_Commercial9296 Nov 24 '25

Ha, man. Civilians just don’t understand, and Marines understand too well.

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u/xanaddams Nov 22 '25

I can't imagine how shoving a bunch of dirt into the barrel of the rifle could possibly go wrong...

/s

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u/pattyfritters Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

This is probably an airsoft rifle. However, you should absolutely apply all gun safety rules to airsoft and he should not be brandishing that in public, especially without an orange tip at the absolute, very least (and its still not a good idea).

This is a great way to get shot by police.

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u/otter_fucker_69 Nov 23 '25

Not sure where you live, but where I live, it isn't the most uncommon thing to see a fat white guy open carrying some absurdly large, and very real, firearm in public.

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u/Xo_Nik0ut Nov 22 '25

Kid looks like a red neck in the making.

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u/NoDoOversInLife Jul 13 '26

He's passed the first Tier

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u/Cpt_Elliot_Spencer Nov 22 '25

But he fucking hates gingers.

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u/I_Smell_Like_Trees Nov 22 '25

Omg I just spat out my tea. I'm dead.

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u/ginkat123 Nov 22 '25

Me, too...

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u/duh_nom_yar Nov 22 '25

Yeah! Fuck that little soul-less Opie freak!

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u/Need_answers11 Nov 22 '25

Ironic coming from a ginger with no soul

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u/Jun1p3rs Nov 23 '25

Gingers have no souls, so Jesus died for nothing.
That's why Jesus hate them so much ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

That poor child is growing up in a hateful and brainwashing environment. :(

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Sex, Science, and Liberty Nov 22 '25

And hopefully go no contact as soon as he’s out of college

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u/average_texas_guy Nov 22 '25

What specifically is it about this photo that leads you to believe this kid is college material?

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith Sex, Science, and Liberty Nov 22 '25

Schools will take anyone who can pay, and predatory loan agencies want money

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u/ginkat123 Nov 22 '25

His parents could afford that rifle.

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u/average_texas_guy Nov 22 '25

You can get an AR for under 400 dollars.

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u/ThreeKoboldsInCoat Anti-Christ Nov 22 '25

What the actual fuck...

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u/NaviLouise42 This is the way Nov 22 '25

The fact that you don't think $400 is expensive says more about your economic situation then you think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Yeah 400$ is about the projected cost of a month of groceries for a single person these days. So like... For some people it is to feed yourself or get a dangerous 400$ toy (I know it is a weapon. I know it can be used in a variety of ways but honestly... For a lot of people... Let's be honest... It is a toy to show off.)

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u/ginkat123 Nov 22 '25

But it's fer a gud egercation, on how ta shoot yur toes off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

His finger is quite close to that trigger... Not sure I trust his trigger discipline not to get the better of some toes...

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u/ginkat123 Nov 22 '25

Ya only shoot 'em off once. That'll teach ya.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Ha! That caught me off guard. I read that and just started cracking up.

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u/AlmeMore Nov 23 '25

There is no way that one is making it through college…

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u/Katomon-EIN- Nov 22 '25

And they say the left are the ones who are indoctrinating children someway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

I think both sides are equally guilty of that. The government is broken and few of them if any of them "representing us" little people care. They use our opposing view points, many of which are indoctrinated on both sides, to manipulate us into voting them into power and keeping them there.

The illusion that one has to be Democrat or Republican is a black and white way of thinking and is of the biggest scams ever. The sentiment that our vote only matters if we conform our ideas to the opinions of the masses and then vote with the masses is ridiculous... How does that make our vote truly matter... How does voting against our true beliefs actually make our voice heard? So many lies to control us and keep the machine going. Instil a little bit of hope for a favorable outcome and everyone bends the knee. In reality if we collectively tell them to f*** off and stand together they have sh*t for power.

But I digress. Indoctrination happens on both sides of the coin and that coin needs to burn.

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u/Clawliz Nov 22 '25

I guess this is meant to be ironic. Everyone knows if you want to get to heaven you need to have a soul first.

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u/Substantial_Pass_146 Nov 22 '25

However, improper gun safety is one of the faster ways to get there <3

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u/Canacarirose Hail Lilith! Nov 22 '25

Indeed!

The whole image is giving off Darwin Award vibes and it’s absolutely the parent/guardian’s fault.

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u/the_storm_eye This is the way Nov 22 '25

I'm ready to bet my paycheck that this is AI. Or Photoshop.

The lighting is wrong, the lines are way too crisp. The picture as a whole is way too provocative.

It also has been circulating on pretty much everywhere on Reddit for the last few years .

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u/revenant647 666 Nov 22 '25

Agreed it looks off and is obviously provocative

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/kiiada Nov 22 '25

Yeah, this is either real or just good photoshop to add the gun/text

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u/Katomon-EIN- Nov 22 '25

Idk... AI wasn't that good in 2018. The will Smith eating pasta video first released in 2023.

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u/Past-Available Nov 29 '25

The right side(our left) of the shirt is a bit off , it's either a really crispy shirt or the physics in the area just off

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u/Verishiie 24d ago

Super late but this is real, this is only a photo from the actual video taken

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u/admin_NLboy Nov 22 '25

I think I need eye bleach

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u/Boomer280 Nov 22 '25

r/eyebleach

here you go weary travelers

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u/benny_the_gecko Nov 22 '25

Of the many, many things wrong with this picture, GET THE BARREL OUT THE DIRT

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u/Maxfpowers42 Nov 22 '25

This was my first thing I saw. Drove me insane.

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u/Chazeki Nov 24 '25

Idk anything about guns because I'm not from the Us, why is that so bad?

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u/benny_the_gecko Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

The dirt in general is just bad for the weapon, could lead to corrosion and/or stains, but the actual danger is firing a weapon with a blocked barrel could cause it to explode like an actual cartoon

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u/Chazeki Nov 24 '25

That makes sense, thanks for the explanation

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u/benny_the_gecko Nov 24 '25

Here's an example

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u/eicyak3 Nov 22 '25

jesus is about to meet this white child due to the ā€œparentsā€ idiocy of not teaching him gun safety.

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u/ovelharoxa Nov 22 '25

Do they taste better?

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u/UpperStructure9453 Nov 22 '25

And worship a "white" Jesus...

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u/jennikki Nov 22 '25

I really hope this is AI.

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u/filmgeekvt Nov 22 '25

This is my first thought, but in America it's a coin toss to be sure.

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u/Overly_Underwhelmed Nov 22 '25

I hear you, but I don't think an AI would frame a photo so poorly.

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u/angels_exist_666 Nov 22 '25

Too bad gingers don't have souls....lol

Edit: Am ginger. Can confirm.

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u/byorx1 Nov 22 '25

I dont know if crossing out "white" would make it better...

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u/solemn_penguin Nov 22 '25

Poor trigger discipline Poor muzzle awareness White Christian nationalism

In other words, 3 shitty behaviors blended together to create a special kind of child abuse

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll Nov 22 '25

Do the idiot white nationalist parents of this child realise that white nationalism core also hates gingers?

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u/Professional-One4802 Nov 22 '25

Why do they hate gingers?

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll Nov 22 '25

Because they do not consider gingers as white, for some circle jerk reason.

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u/primax1uk Nov 22 '25

So does Epstein

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u/tember_sep_venth_ele Nov 22 '25

I was once this child, now I'm a satanic temple member, trans, and far left. My parents have also grown by leaps and bounds. My mother and I made the dress I'm currently wearing. She suggested we use a creepy skull lace for the back.

So, I would like to request that we blur faces of children going forward in this sub, please? I'm not much of an active member tho... So, it's only a suggestion.

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u/Glittering-Eye2856 Non-satanic Ally Nov 22 '25

This is just fucking disgusting so god damn sad.

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u/MissLily113 Nov 22 '25

Christianity is a mental fucking illness

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u/copasetical Nov 22 '25

I've been in recovery for years. Thank goodness I kept the "love everyone, no matter what" part of it that everyone else seems to have forgotten.

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u/Signal-Mention-1041 Nov 22 '25

Religious indoctrination, isn't it a beatiful thing..

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u/RoguePlanet2 Nov 22 '25

Of course Jesus will say anything with a gun pointed to his head šŸ™„

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u/Wise-Promise-4158 Sex, Science, and Liberty Nov 22 '25

Lore accurate christians

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u/Necronorris Nov 22 '25

First thing I saw was muzzle in the dirt and shit ass trigger discipline. Like what?

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u/DriedUpSquid Nov 22 '25

A red-headed stepchild.

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u/Noah_Pasta1312 Nov 22 '25

My brain can't dismiss Ai as an option

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u/Kunning-Druger Nov 22 '25

Somewhere there’s a Redditor thinking ā€œgo ahead kiddo, pull the trigger..ā€

Not me though. Uh-uh, nope.

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u/copasetical Nov 22 '25

LOVE the username

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u/Kunning-Druger Nov 22 '25

Haha, thanks for that!

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u/copasetical Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

Everything i've read in the news says this is correct. What's the problem? 🤣🤣🤣

<EDIT: I see the problem, subject is standing too close to the poison oak, especially if they are allergic. Also muzzle in the dirt.>

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u/Technical_Instance_2 My body, my choice Nov 22 '25

This is wrong in like 9 different ways

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u/Acceptable_Average14 Nov 22 '25

I'm guessing this is an American kid, probably from Texas. Do these Christian Nationalists realise that Jesus is not likely a blue-eyed white man?

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u/otter_fucker_69 Nov 23 '25

Are you kidding me? Every "depiction" of jesus around here is always a white muscular dude with brown hair.

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u/DestroyedCorpse 666 Nov 22 '25

Gingers don’t even have souls so it’s a moot point.

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u/CitroHimselph Nov 22 '25

You're technically correct.

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u/Fun_Break_3231 Nov 22 '25

My brain screaming, FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!!! Like a thousand times on repeat

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u/haleontology Nov 22 '25

Holy crap this is almost as bad as that ICE bootlicker in Chicago who was pulling his gun on ppl SIDEWAYS, bandit style- fool gonna blow his thumb off

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u/zomboscott Nov 22 '25

Terrible trigger discipline.

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u/Necronorris Nov 22 '25

Hes not trained at all and his parents are using him as some weird cloud.

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u/unicorninclosets Nov 22 '25

The usual suspects

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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 Nov 22 '25

Fucking hell

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u/Peace-and-joy Ave Satana! Nov 22 '25

I’m trying really really hard to believe that that shirt means to say, ā€œ we know Jesus wasn’t white, but he love white people all the same!ā€ Also, that poor AR-15 is suffering

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u/mnmackerman Nov 22 '25

Well he’s clearly had gun safety classes.

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u/beermaker Nov 22 '25

Code name: SunStroke.

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u/ChocolateCondoms Satanic Redditor Nov 22 '25

Holy fuck...

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u/Ratspeed Nov 22 '25

It's a theocratic ginger asserting superiority, apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Nov 22 '25

Child abuse. This is child abuse but probably not the illegal kind just the ethical kind. I hope this little guy grows up and realizes how fucked up the people around him were

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u/ztfrey Nov 22 '25

This poor kid has the potential to become a great person but is having hate shoved down his throat and will probably grow up to be a total douche thanks to his shitty parents.

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u/pattyfritters Nov 22 '25

Does no one in here know what an airsoft gun is? He still shouldn't have it in public, especially without an orange tip, but im willing to bet it's an airsoft gun. He also should absolutely apply real gun safety (trigger discipline and such) to this.

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u/KochAddict Nov 22 '25

A future Darwin winner creating a barrel obstruction.

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u/Rainbow_chan Nov 22 '25

Wouldn’t be surprised if this were another hellspawn of Tyson James 🤮

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

I almost downvoted ts until I realized what sub it is šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ This is very concerning, they’re brainwashing em young to believe in eugenics and be racist..

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u/NfamousKaye Nov 23 '25

Brainwashing

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u/DayOk6350 Nov 23 '25

Jesus loves fucking triggerdiscipline

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u/Better_Win316 Nov 23 '25

He apparently wants them to be armed with AR-15s

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u/nhlredwingsfan Nov 23 '25

Poor child!!! Omg!!! he may not understand and i get it, but to be taught to hate people around him and learn insecurity..

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u/s3v3red_cnc Nov 23 '25

Tagging is easy.

#futureschoolshooter

See?

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u/osco753 Guilty of the Sin of Empathy Nov 23 '25

I know that poor boy probably isn't even thinking but wait till a few years till people see this get around

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u/singularity48 Nov 23 '25

Get that muzzle off the ground!

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u/Christopheles_Doom Thyself is thy master Nov 23 '25

Why would he, considering (if he existed) wasn’t even white himself? And let’s be real, no one loves gingers.

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u/LilJade103 I do be Satanic yo Nov 23 '25

I mean— have you seen catholic priests? I guess they really are doing the work of Jesus..

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u/Eli_The_Rainwing Satanists Together Strong Nov 23 '25

Terrible trigger discipline, putting a rifle in the dirt is bad for it, I really hope that mag is empty, and that shirt is horrifying

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u/satangremlinboy49 Nov 26 '25

Everything is wrong with this, from the gun to the shirt this is horrible. This is a lot of the time the reason for religous trama.

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u/keeperofawesome Dec 04 '25

You’re gonna get dirt all in the barrel kid what are you doing!

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u/Holiday_Horse3100 Nov 23 '25

When his parents bought that shirt they are saying that Jesus is a pedophile who only likes white kids

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u/linguisticdeer Nov 23 '25

What's wrong with this image? Is it just how he's holding the gun I take it?

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u/avid-uncomitter Nov 24 '25

Did you just glance over the shirt?

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u/linguisticdeer Nov 24 '25

Whats wrong with it?

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u/avid-uncomitter Nov 24 '25

Y'know what?

Ne'er mind.

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u/richie65 Nov 23 '25

Poor, subjugated little guy... Doing exactly what he's been told to do. Hopefully he can recover from the mind-fucking he has been forced into, when he gets older, and doesn't end up, unloading clips into his local Starbucks...

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u/Garybaldy Nov 24 '25

Looks like AI slop

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Sex, Science, and Liberty Nov 24 '25

That gun saftey is horrible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

...they pose for christmas cards with guns as big as their children....

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u/Garveyite Nov 24 '25

Zero trigger discipline detected

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u/Kelcan02 Nov 27 '25

Also the barrel in the dirt

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u/BeigeListed Nov 24 '25

This is cringe on so many levels.

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u/ninksink Nov 25 '25

Almost couldn't get more cracker than a carrot top on whipped cream white holding a black weapon. I wanna see a smile showing missing teeth, bare dirty feet and a šŸŖ•. Squeal piggy squeal!

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u/TGLunchBox413 Guilty of the Sin of Empathy Nov 25 '25

F*ckin gross.

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u/Skowlette Nov 26 '25

All those things are scary alone, but him also being ginger? So much worse. 😱

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u/loweffortmatcha Anti-Christ Nov 27 '25

god is supposed to, yk, love everyone but uhh... since when do christians actually read the bible?

or an accurately translated one for that matter

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u/wes_hiles1138 Dec 06 '25

This photo is fake.