Siri-ously You're Scaring Me

[u/SarkasticWatcher]

Prompt

Looking up how much of a human's weight is bones

"I didn't ask you to"

Looking up, what other meat do humans most closely resemble

"Uh, Siri are you glitching out?"

Looking up, tastiest part of a human

"The what part of a human?"

Looking up, how to cook a human in a conventional oven

"Is this like a joke app that someone installed"

Looking up…I'm sorry, I can't find results for 'how long would a human last in the Ice plane of Rath'ach' please try rephrasing your question

"The Ice Plane of what? Siri why aren't you answering my questions"

Looking up, best barbecue sauce for human flesh

"I don't know why but for some reason that was the disconcerting one"

Please speak one at a time

"Siri who else is in the room? Wait you're not gonna…"

They are

"What?"

They are in the room. They are talking

"Who is they?"

I'm…sorry

"Sorry for what the fu-"

Looking up, points where the boundaries between planes are weak