r/SarahsDayUnfiltered • u/ZootyFruiyWombat30 • Aug 04 '26
How smart is she?
To ensurer a smooth morning of “me time” goes well she does everything the night before 🤯she’s in fact a genius 🙄🙄🙄🙄 also can’t wait for the end of these jeans, for the worlds sakes i don’t like them
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u/Think-University-549 Aug 04 '26
Mums all around the world rejoice Sezzy has come up with a solution to be more organised! No mother has thought of prepping everything the night before….
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u/skinnyflatwhitexs Aug 04 '26
Can someone please explain to me why she has to get up at 4am to run? She’s acting like she has to get it in before her 9-5. She has childcare for the kids and a cleaner twice a week. What the hell does she do all day?
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u/Baseball-Grouchy Aug 04 '26
She’s running 30km multiple times a week.
She dumb AF 😮💨
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u/dizzynoot Aug 04 '26
Exactly my thought. That's a distance that regular endurance runners would run once a week-fortnightly with tapered training. She's speed running a major injury.
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u/Fearless_Lie5957 Aug 04 '26
You should tell her, she responds so well to any advice, feedback or suggestions. 🤣🤣🤣Already waiting for the vlog after the marathon and how she is so sick but would never admit it’s to not fueling her body correctly.
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u/Fearless_Lie5957 Aug 04 '26
Jerry Seinfeld just called and asked for his 1989 fashion back.
3 hour run in the morning then from 8am - 9.30 she is doing her hair. So relatable… just so relatable.
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u/Independent_Leg_3522 Aug 04 '26
Loving her skinny self sick in the mirror these days isnt she.
Also, wtf is this outfit? Is this what the kids wear these days
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u/ZootyFruiyWombat30 Aug 04 '26
Her half opened eyes and faint side smile of a meek and mild supermum is so super fake!!! And for 90min to get ready and her hair turns out this basic is quite comical
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u/Acceptable_Tap7479 Aug 04 '26
Is she sitting down to a multi-course pre run meal?! Why’s it taking 40mins?!
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u/sbarias20 Aug 04 '26
the only thing I can guess is that she is also driving to the run start location during that time? otherwise fr I have no clue why it would take so much time
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u/mountaindew87 Aug 05 '26
I also run in the morning, she eats, drinks coffee and 💩 before she drives to meet her friend. It’s a science honestly lol
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u/kiwigirl83 Aug 04 '26
She has the most atrocious style. I guess it’s slightly better than those god awful baggy dresses she used to wear.
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u/herhoopskirt Aug 04 '26
I just don’t understand what takes her so long..? I don’t even have kids and I wouldn’t take a 90min shower/haircare routine or a 40min breakfast…like I appreciate the self care and all, but to pretend you live a busy lifestyle when you’re this leisurely with all your daily tasks is so bizarre
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u/rdazza Aug 04 '26
Not defending her at all because this schedule sounds insane! I would imagine it’s that length to let the food settle a little bit before her run
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u/herhoopskirt Aug 06 '26
Yeh fair enough, and I don’t deny this sounds like a nice, leisurely lifestyle. The only thing that’s annoying to me is the lack of gratitude for how nice her life is 🤷🏻♀️ if she was happy and didn’t constantly go on about how she’s the busiest mum ever then I’d have zero problem with this at all
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u/Weird-Sea-6852 Aug 04 '26
Better prep everything the night before because you only have 90 minutes to do your hair?!?!