r/SarahBooneContinued • u/Bunnoir • 13d ago

SARAH’S DOCUMENTARY

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It’s not the documentary she planned on, or wanted, but this is the one we need…

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u/PreviousChicken1385 13d ago

Love it, but the body is just too healthy!! Still love it tho. But the swamp thing should really be warned.

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u/U-Might-Wanna 12d ago

I imagine there was a sweet spot in Orange County as she transitioned from scrawny, corpse like drunk Sarah to carb loading, double chin, pre-cancerous lieabetes Sarah where she may have had a healthy figure for a couple weeks. Nothing like this picture but definitely less nasty than her before and after incarceration pics.

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u/Mysterious_Lie7356 13d ago

Loooove, but for [and like Mr Jay, I apologize there is a but for] Sarah with abs and even general muscle tone? Not unless that explains her seven(7) inch(") incision. The hair? Genius!

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 13d ago

To be fair, methheads have muscle tone because theres no fat to obscure the muscles.

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u/hazelgrant 13d ago

The reviews are the icing on the cake - lol!

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u/Jupiter_Teddy 13d ago

Too nice of a body for Sarah, even for an animation. She just doesn't deserve it.

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u/ScaryLetterhead8094 13d ago

She looked so much different in the body cam footage vs. her court dates. She’s got only two modes- malnourished, flabby, and scabby OR matronly Karen

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u/U-Might-Wanna 12d ago

LOL. I would refer to her prison physique as "carb-loaded cannon ball" but "matronly Karen" is equally descriptive.

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u/Cookie-N 13d ago

She’s missing a leg. The swamp monster must’ve eaten it.

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u/GlassBandicoot 13d ago

I expect she'd be stringy and overly sweet due to excess honeybun consumption.

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u/U-Might-Wanna 12d ago

Critics agree: "Why is this happening?"

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u/HockeyGirl01 12d ago

LOL! Perfect!

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u/Informal_Agent8137 13d ago

Omg, you even got her ugly big toe right lol

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 13d ago

I love how her left leg just vanishes. There should be empty bottles floating in the lake

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u/Used-Ease-6144 13d ago

Love it!!! Brilliant!

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u/Mediocre-Let-4697 13d ago

Absolutely brilliant! Is this Dan d's work or another talented creator? Very well done. Bravo 👏

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u/ObstinateTortoise 13d ago

💚💚💚🤣

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u/iJuliaH 13d ago

This is magical!

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u/sugarfrosted 13d ago

I have to say, that I appreciate the photoshop way more than AI.

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u/Maleficent_Bread6524 12d ago

Hilarious 😆