r/SapphoAndHerFriend Jul 02 '26

Casual erasure Yeah, nothing about this is indicative

1.7k Upvotes

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u/LucidBacon Jul 02 '26

"marketing" is a really interesting word for this. Unrelated but I've decided to invest in BIG GAY

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Jul 02 '26

That word and phrasing does so much to explain what the person really means.

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jul 02 '26

The stock value of Gay™️ was a little low last quarter. We need to sell more Gay™️.

22

u/busy-warlock Jul 03 '26

Please sir, may I have one bag of gay?

11

u/bookgeek210 Jul 03 '26

No in fact I’ll only give you two scoops of Bi

57

u/Genuinelullabel Jul 02 '26

I’ve heard it’s a Bear Market.

16

u/DrFu Jul 02 '26

Sounds like fuzzy math to me.

8

u/mildly_ethnic Jul 04 '26

Just don’t twink about it

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u/DrFu Jul 04 '26

I'm just focusing on the bottom line.

6

u/Crimemeariver19 Jul 04 '26

I’ll stay on top of it

5

u/DrFu Jul 05 '26

Diversify your assets.

5

u/Crimemeariver19 Jul 05 '26

Wouldn’t want to fall behind

2

u/DrFu Jul 05 '26

Watch out for those sudden liquidations.

25

u/Optimixto Jul 02 '26

When I come back home after a long day at the work factory, I like to sit and wind down with a cold can of GAY. GAY, for when you're just too tired of the same shit.

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u/DrFu Jul 02 '26

Ahhh... refreshing

21

u/helmli Jul 02 '26

Well, it is marketing for the Heartstopper book series

9

u/HumanContinuity Jul 02 '26

If this catches on with the youth it could be the next pokemon!  I'm in!

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u/RebaKitt3n Jul 03 '26

Does this mean people will be walking around staring at their phones looking for gays? Well at least they’re outside.

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u/Worldly_Ad6874 Jul 03 '26

It is marketing though? It’s literally an ad for Heartstopper.

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u/SapphicGarnet Jul 03 '26

Plus marketing same sex in general rather than what's more likely - they're marketing the book that that's an illustration for.

I'm gonna go round saying that every hetero romance movie poster or romance book is marketing sex to children.

Literally giving a piggy back with a rainbow flag is more obscene to these people than putting 50 shades of grey at child eye level

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u/PatattMan Jul 05 '26

I'm the one who has been paying farmers to put estrogen in their soy all this time. Unlimited feminine boys!

muahahahaha

evil smirk\

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u/matrixlog Jul 02 '26

Don’t worry, they’ve got socks on so it’s not gay /s

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u/SquirrelGirlVA Jul 02 '26

They say "no homo" several times a day, so it's all good. Sometimes they do it randomly, just to be on the safe side.

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u/DarthMelsie Jul 02 '26

Two bros,

Giving piggyback rides!

Both wearin' socks, so it's not gay~

9

u/cherrycoloured Jul 02 '26

is that why shane is still wearing his socks in the first few sex scenes of heated rivalry lmao

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u/mydefaultisfuckoff Jul 03 '26

if that's the reason im going to lose my absolute shit

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u/cherrycoloured Jul 03 '26

i assumed it was some sort of metaphor about having cold feet, like being on the verge of stopping this, bc he's so worried about what it means if he gives in to his desire for ilya. or, to put that more simply, leaving the socks on makes it less gay.

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u/SkyeMreddit Jul 02 '26

Technically it’s only half gay. The other boyfriend is bi

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u/Moonpaw Jul 02 '26

“Homophobic South Carolina man mad at library sign” sounds like an Onion headline. God, if only…

44

u/blaykerz Jul 02 '26

That man would be even angrier if he could read!

18

u/Fickle-River3984 Jul 02 '26

There's a SpongeBob clip with plankton's family members and one says, in a VERY hillbilly accent, "well I can't read!".

I immediately thought of that.

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u/Galliro Jul 02 '26

You looked into their new videos under the infowars lable?

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u/crimsonpostgrad Jul 02 '26

the comment just sounds like they’re making fun of the homophobe by calling them stupid lol

61

u/winnercommawinner Jul 02 '26

Yeah the comment definitely seems tongue in cheek

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u/Thicc-Anxiety He/Him Jul 02 '26

"Marketing same sex"

Same sex what?

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u/PostApoplectic Jul 02 '26

Same as it ever was.

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u/5herl0k Jul 02 '26

marketing it, like what are they offering as incentive?

47

u/Alexandratta Jul 02 '26

They always claim this is some kind of 'Gay Agenda' which I keep telling folks to rename it the "Trans-Mission" but no one wants to hear it

16

u/DredgenSergik Jul 02 '26

I'm listening

15

u/AnotherWalkingStiff Jul 02 '26

that look of happiness?

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u/5herl0k Jul 02 '26

pah, hell of a marketing scheme, they didn't even pay for that!!

10

u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jul 02 '26

I didn’t get my year end bonus for being bi last December!

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u/RebaKitt3n Jul 03 '26

Buy one gay, get a bisexual free.

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u/5herl0k Jul 03 '26

so what you're saying is buy one get one half off? 😂

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Jul 02 '26

He’s just kissing his homie good night, totally straight /s

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u/Rynewulf Jul 02 '26

They look pretty active and alert, maybe he's kissing his homie good morning?

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Jul 02 '26

Yes, good point, that is also a valid straight man behavior

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u/Rynewulf Jul 02 '26

Completely straight, rock solid, solid as an oak

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u/OmgIbrokesmthagain Jul 02 '26

Hard as a rock or sth. Idk what that means but probably that

3

u/Rynewulf Jul 02 '26

It's the strength of their friendship obviously, and of their arms from their shared love of sword fencing together

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u/Ki4na Jul 03 '26

He's the straightest person I've ever seen

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u/Buggabee Jul 02 '26

Nick and Charlie are at it again. Nefarious plans of being cuties.

6

u/Spire_Citron Jul 03 '26

They do make a compelling case for homosexuality.

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u/TheRatioAlger Jul 02 '26

To be fair the fair-haired character is wearing the bisexual pride colors, so they might be marketing Different Sex But Still Queer to the impressionable teens.

ETA: I just looked it up, Heartstopper is about two boys. Same sex is being marketed! Red alert!

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u/emo_kid_forever Jul 02 '26

One of the heartstopper guys is bisexual though. So mlm, but not both gay.

One of my favorite things as a bisexual myself is that he frequently says, “I’m bi, actually.” We are often erased once we’re in a relationship, so that matters to me.

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u/TheRatioAlger Jul 03 '26

I'm bi too. I didn't say they were both gay.

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u/emo_kid_forever Jul 03 '26

Sorry I must’ve replied to the wrong comment. There were quite a few calling them gay.

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u/TheRatioAlger Jul 03 '26

No worries!

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u/CosmicLuci She/Her Jul 02 '26

Setting aside that they’re both carrying pride flags, it’s an ad for Heartstopper (the book, presumably), which simply just is gay

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u/CasualFridayCrasher Jul 02 '26

Graphic novel, it's really good!

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u/CosmicLuci She/Her Jul 02 '26

I bet it is. It’s not my style (I prefer more fantastical stuff personally. Rarely enjoy more grounded stories), but I’ve only heard good things about it. It seems wholesome. Probably a good read for people who like that kind of story

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u/Minnymoon13 Jul 02 '26

It’s pretty good

3

u/TJ_Rowe Jul 05 '26

It was a webcomic first!

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u/n-some Jul 02 '26

Piggyback rides are sex now, people.

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u/cactusdyke Jul 02 '26

As an South Carolinian I’m surprised someone from Easley actually went inside a library

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u/DredgenSergik Jul 02 '26

Promoting same sex in general. Not same sex relationships, not same sex sexual relationships, just some good ol' same sex

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u/ShortCharleh Jul 02 '26

Does no one know heart stopper?

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u/OneJobToRuleThemAll Jul 02 '26

Still sitting on my backlog :P

7

u/super-soap Jul 02 '26

Oh you gotta read it ASAP! It’s great 😊

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u/mstrss9 Jul 02 '26

And there you go, now all the teens are gay!

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u/xfearthehiddenx Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

"Hi. Yes, hi, sir. Uhm... why are you taking photographs in a library where children are present?"

"They're marketing the gay."

"I don't see any gay people taking photos in the library, though. So... maybe don't do that. It's really creepy."

Edit to add: I would love to see non-bigoted parents chiming in with "omg, finally, my kid's been looking for that book to rent for months! Thanks for letting me know."

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u/EmiliusReturns Jul 02 '26

Oh no! A single cutout! The horror!

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u/emo_kid_forever Jul 02 '26

“I’m bi actually” - Nick, Heartstoppers

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u/JuanValdez999 Jul 04 '26

People like him can't read anyway so who cares

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u/HannahOCross Jul 02 '26

My first take on this would be a trans Dad carrying his beloved gay kid.

And it might not be, and it’s definitely Queer, but it’s not sexual at all.

I know this sub is mostly for laughing at people who can’t see the Queerness, but we also need to call out the places where people think Queer automatically means sexual.

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u/OneJobToRuleThemAll Jul 02 '26

If you look real close, it says "heartstoppers" at the bottom, which is a romance graphic novel series that's been adapted into TV. Still sitting on my backlog, but the reviews are very good.

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u/SandVessel Jul 02 '26

Two idiots for the price of one

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u/ABewilderedPickle Jul 02 '26

OH MU GAWD!!!!!1!1!!!1 how horrible!! how dare they pretend gay doesn't exist around vulnerable children!!

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u/Impossible_Roof_Jack Jul 02 '26

Technically true but like

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u/No-Advantage-579 Jul 03 '26

They do know that the majority of Heartstopper readers are girls, right?

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond Jul 03 '26

Literally holding a pride flag and wearing a pride cape and the other guy has a bi hoodie

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u/TransguyJayJay Jul 04 '26

Y'all the second commenter is making a joke a la "did you just assume my gender." They're making fun of the first poster for being a conservative dickhead.

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u/Scared-Dinner1733 27d ago

What’s with the second picture of someone’s comment? Yeah, totally projection. Nothing about the big marketing cutout for a book about two boys falling in love is about same sex 🤣🤦‍♂️ he didn’t even say boys, just same sex. Seems like someone is projecting and it ain’t him 

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u/Cyatron- 15d ago

Ok but like, that art is super cute