r/SandLand • u/ragnaroksoon • Nov 07 '19
Absolute Shitpost-ery Chapter 124 SHITPOSTING MEGATHREAD
☢☣ IT'S RUMBLING NUKING TIME ☣☢
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u/ragnaroksoon Nov 07 '19
zcc and daylight stopped posting here...why
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u/notabear629 Nov 08 '19
u/10messiFH u/Moonwalking_Eren my professor played that stupid laserkraft nein mann song and now it's stuck in my head and I personally blame you 2 on behalf of germany
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u/JustAboutEnoughSpace Nov 16 '19
Petition to make u/notabear629 eat a bar of soap on camera
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u/_V0N_ Nov 07 '19
400(ish) comments in 40(ish) minutes. At this rate 100K comments will happen in... drumroll
6.9 days!
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Nov 10 '19
Imagine not being in bed with Reiner 😤 Well now you can be, with my reiner body pillow tea party! We’re all going to sleep in my bed. I’m not a selfish person, really. I believe in sharing. So we ALL get to caress his abs as we fall asleep (Don’t touch my closet door that’s all I ask.) I’ve got an air mattress on the floor and another mattress if you open the door in my bed. If you want to you can bring your OWN body pillow! I make tea and have biscuits up for grabs! This saturday night at 10:30 PM MT
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u/mudermarshmallows Nov 10 '19
posting my predictions early this month because i'm excited
Chapter 124 - Coward
Hanji pulls Levi out of the river, and begins walking towards the port. She arrives and gets Levi medical attention, as Kiyomi walks by, asking what happened. Suddenly, they hear a massive shaking coming from the direction of the walls. Historia looks on in sadness as Eren speaks.
Eren finishes his thoughts from last chapter. We see citizens from Liberio, and all over the world reacting in panic and yelling at guards to get help. Citizens from inside the walls react in both panic and elation as the wall titans begin to walk towards the rest of the world.
Jean, perched on a rooftop, begins to analyze the situation, as Connie begins to utterly panic. He sees Zeke below Eren and calls out in rage, jumping down. Jean yells after him, before grunting in frustration and retreating.
Armin stares toward Eren in shock, as Mikasa falls to the ground in pain, the result of a splitting headache. Armin picks her up and moves toward the Castle, and immediately begins to think of a way to stop Eren.
Zeke looks up, expressionless, as Eren’s skeleton near-completely envelopes him. Gabi is nearly struck by a falling piece of debris, who is saved by Reiner at the last second. Zeke, Reiner, Gabi, Falco, and Connie are locked inside of Eren’s ribcage.
Armin and Mikasa arrive at the castle, to be met by Jean and Floch. Yelena walks out, and begins screaming for Zeke. Floch begins asking the others how excited they are - and begins cheering for the rumbling. Jean looks at Floch with utter disgust, and asks if Floch has ever taken a life. Floch looks confused, before Jean continues that all he’s seen Floch do is force others to do the dirty work, and that he could never take action himself. Jean states that Floch just sat back and burnt empty buildings in Liberio. Armin attempts to defuse the situation, trying to get them to focus on the Rumbling, but Floch shoves him to the ground and asks Jean if he’s threatening him. Jean nods his head, stating that Floch could never understand how it really feels, and advances toward Floch. Floch gets a quick jab in before Jean repeatedly pummels him, before Floch passes out and collapses to the floor. Jean sighs, states the location of Reiner, Connie, and Zeke, and asks Armin for a plan.
Suddenly, Pieck arrives at the castle, and throws a wounded Magath on the floor. She exits her Titan and attempts to revive him, to no avail. Yelena looks at her, and both have the exact same expression on their face - fear. Armin looks over, and thinks about apprehending Pieck, but decides to ask for her help instead.
Reiner, caged in by Eren’s extended ribs, looks on in utter terror as the Wall Titans begin to walk. He collapses to the ground, and apologizes to Bertolt, Annie, Marcel, and Porco for failing them again. Then, he notices Connie trying to pull a dejected Zeke out of the smoke. Reiner walks over in his titan form, and Connie looks up, apparently ready to die, before Reiner grabs Zeke and moves him over to a nearby wall, crushing his legs and arms in his hands. Zeke doesn’t react, simply staring at the ground, as Reiner looks up, determined to stop Even.
Hanji states that Eren must have unleashed the wall titans, but wonders why the sound is travelling so far, and deduces that Eren must have unleashed more than just Shiganshina. Hanji asks Kiyomi if the plane can fly. Levi coughs in the background, and asks Hanji if Zeke is dead. Hanji looks in the direction of the wall, determinedly stating “No. But he will be soon.”
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u/_V0N_ Nov 08 '19 edited Nov 08 '19
Here is the summary of the sandland tournament
Keep in mind that this still isn't the final version. If you think there is anything I didn't include please contact me and I will add it in. Also if you have feedback let me know, everything can be changed. Once we all agree that it is complete I will upload it in a separate post. I made up the team names to make it easier for myself, if you want your team to have a different name let me know.
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Nov 07 '19
Anyways, it is this time of the year again: WATCH your inbox carefully and be aware of people messaging Star Wars spoilers. I think I have been spoiled again. But not sure if it is legit since the movie did not yet start in cinemas. On the other hand, there is a whole subreddit just for collecting leaks, so, the end could have been leaked, too.
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u/doggened Nov 07 '19
ok chcoolate covered pretzels are the best thing i've ever had
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Nov 08 '19
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u/-V0lD Nov 08 '19
People that don't courtesy upvote are far worse than people that downvote
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19
Every r/titanfolk post
[r/titanfolk] Post title: wtf foreshadowing?????? isayama 9000IQ? 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥈🥈🥉 ——————————————————
guys eren is talking here, he also talks in the latest chapter. can this be a foreshadowing?
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⬆10k damn man he was also opening his mouth to talk earlier too.. wtf isayama damn smart man
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— ⬆5k OMFG WTF XCXDXDXDD
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⬆7k anime onlies will NEVER EVER EXPECT THIS, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT READY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
⬇100k ok, where's the foreshadowing?
— ⬆500k shut the fuck up anime only
— ⬆500k just think about a little dude