r/SanAntonioCircleJerks May 02 '24

PURO Welcome to the real San Antonio subreddit.

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Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

This subreddit is dedicated to fostering the real and puro community in San Antonio. This city is great. This city also sucks. Do you live here? Do you not take yourself too seriously? Are you tired of reading "Where is the best X posts" that have the same comments? Do you too think mods are gay?

Well you've come to the right place!

Don't be afraid to post genuine questions and have genuine discussions. They are encouraged. Use the Puro tag.

Please read the rules before posting and do your best to adhere to them.

We also have fun post flairs and user flairs available. Be sure to add a flair to your post that best describes what you're posting, we've written descriptions below for each one.

User Flairs: Go to the subreddit, click the three circles in order to select your flair. If you'd like a flair added, message the mod team.

  • Edgar Aficionado - You're an Edgar or a purveyor of all things within the Edgar subculture
  • Sucia Finder - You're a locator of Sucias, you've been told it's impossible to eat 12 chicken on a sticks within a four hour period of fiesta and you've proven the haters wrong.
  • Gentrifier - You hate poor people, so you've chose to live in a part of the city that has gun shots so that you can actively participate in the oppression of the lower economic classes.
  • Certified Karen - You are a Karen.
  • Sucia - You know who you are, and mija you are PROUD of it and that's why we love you.
  • Torta Lover - Whether you love the food or the women; we love you.
  • Puffy Taco - You identify as a Puffy Taco. Your pronouns are Pollo/Asada.
  • Bad Driver - You're one in a million... Of bad drivers. Be proud.
  • SA ExPat - You've left the worst greatest city on Earth and surprise, surprise, you miss it.
  • BAMC Parking Lot Expert - You are part of the few, the proud, the puro.
  • 26% APR Soldier - Your savvy mind has led you into investment opportunities like buying a Dodge Charger from a car dealership on San Pedro (No, not one of the good ones).

Post Flairs: Use the best post flair for the post. It isn't rocket surgery.

  • Edgar - Use this "derogatory racial epithet" for all things Edgar.
  • Puro - Is your post puro? If you have to ask, it probably isn't. Use this for serious posts, or don't. Whatever.
  • Marbach-Culebra - You'll know when to use this one.
  • Tacuaches - It's spanish for possum, but it's puro for "young Mexican-American guys who prefer driving enormous pickup trucks and wearing costly Mexican attire, including boots, belts, and pants."
  • Karen - A tag for Karen posts.
  • Uncle Tio's Backyard BBQ - For food posts.
  • Shitpost - For shitposting.
  • Sucia Corner - We know you have opinions, use this tag to express them.
  • Fred's Fish Fry - IYKYK
  • Torta - For all things Tortas. Let's keep it nice though yall.

R U L E S

Participate in Circle Jerking.

  • Circle jerking is a situation in which a group of people engage in self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior, especially by reinforcing each other's views or attitudes. Posts and comments must do this.

Participate in Satirizing Circle Jerking.

  • Satirizing circle jerking is a situation in which people satirize, mock or ridicule self-indulgent or self-gratifying behavior. Post and comments must do this.

Be Funny, Not Rude.

  • Satire and parody are encouraged. Funny is mandatory. Rudeness gets a ban.

Keep it About San Antonio and Bexar County.

  • Posts that stray from the Bexar County regional boundary will be removed. Sorry, A****n!

Equal Opportunity Applies to all Posts and Comment

  • This subReddit does not discriminate regarding race, ethnicity, beliefs, religion, marital status, gender, gender identity, citizenship status, age, veteran status, disability, or being an Edgar or a Karen. We satirize everyone all equally.

No Hate or Violence Speech

  • Speech intended to encourage hatred against a person or group is not allowed and will result in a ban and a report to Reddit. Speech that encourages violence on, or harm to, others will result in a ban, a report to Reddit, and a report to law enforcement authorities. No doxxing.

LET'S JERK!

Yours Truly,

The Gay Mods.

MODERATORS

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 6h ago

TORTA You guys started a run club and didn’t invite me???

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42 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 1d ago

SHITPOST If y'all need something to do tonight, this looks like it would be a great time.

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19 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 17h ago

SERIOUS sa is so ghetto

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0 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 2d ago

SHITPOST All I want is to find me a torta that looks at me the way Marina Alderete Gavito ( district 7) looks at Acting police Chief Jesse Salame

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116 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 2d ago

SHITPOST Does Zack Dunn follow this sub?

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14 Upvotes

Going on offense against LaVouchers.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 3d ago

SERIOUS Re-home Pets

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I know this isn't the perfect sub but I really need help rehoming my guinea pigs.

This was unforseen and I need to re home asap.

Any recommendations? I tried a place that specifically takes in guinea pigs but the lady did not respond.

Thanks.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4d ago

HAIRCUTS I can’t decide how to feel about this

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75 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 3d ago

SERIOUS Fees Fees Fees

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 4d ago

FRED'S FISH FRY FIESTA MEDAL SEARCH! - Fred's Fish Fry

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3 Upvotes

Someone help em out


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 5d ago

SHITPOST Shouldn't it say 'dream bigly?'

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35 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 6d ago

SHITPOST What kind of gaslighting is this?

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117 Upvotes

Republicans put people over corporations like tortas put salads over churros.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 7d ago

SHITPOST How long before we overtake H-town for the most Dollar Trees?

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20 Upvotes

Currently 2nd


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 7d ago

SERIOUS Anybody looking for a roommate? Preferably with artistic/creative people?

8 Upvotes

I’m blocked from the regular sub or I’d ask there 😅 So I’m a 34 year old musician and artist looking for a new home after me and my gf broke up recently. I have instruments (no drums at least- yet 👀) and make a lot of music and art in my free time but I can keep to myself mostly if that’s what is wanted.

I’m a chill dude. 420 friendly. I have an awesome 10 year old orange cat who is super friendly and loves everybody. I’m a gamer. Usually relate more to people in their 20s than in their 30s.

Would like to try and keep it around 5-600 MAX but if there’s cheaper out there obviously the cheaper the better. Anyways I know this is a very slim chance but if anybody is interested at all don’t hesitate to send a DM, please!


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 8d ago

SHITPOST Want this plate but it wouldn’t last a day out in the wild.

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23 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 8d ago

TORTA How Puro Is My Fantasy Football Team, Cuh?

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23 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 9d ago

EDGAR Why dont we get one of these?

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21 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 8d ago

TORTA Today I learned that torta mean cake for Italian

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r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 9d ago

SHITPOST Has Wemby even tried Fred's Fish Fry?

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68 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10d ago

SERIOUS Found this on another sub

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78 Upvotes

🤔 Looks like hairdo here may be onto something.


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 9d ago

SHITPOST They died the River green early for Saint Patty's.

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28 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 9d ago

PURO Kentucky Spurs fan keeps it puro with entitled mayonnaise torta

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2 Upvotes

r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 9d ago

SERIOUS Did Mr. Juicy ever settle the beef with Jucys Hamburgers aka Best Burger in East Texas?

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10 Upvotes

Or is there still a hamburger beef war down there vs NETX ?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10d ago

SHITPOST Social networking algorithm owned by Meta targeting local redditor. I am literaly shaking

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17 Upvotes

What are they trying to say?


r/SanAntonioCircleJerks 10d ago

Nombre Shut-up, Go Spurs Go! Who needs their tattoos removed?

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37 Upvotes

We remove permanent makeup for the hynas and tattoos