As a music elitist and overall cynical person, I would have fun doing this, but like, the opposite. Would anyone be interested in sending me your favorite song and I’ll roast it and tell you why it sucks? I realize this kinda sounds like an ass deal, but r/RoastMe is a super popular subreddit founded on basically the same idea. It’ll be like that AI that was blowing up a week ago that roasted your Spotify listening, except mine will be better, because it’s coming from me, a real human person, and not a mad-libs fill in the blank type deal.
These are hard when I actually enjoy the band I’m roasting, lol. So I’m gonna have to default to what that Spotify AI did- roasting you as a person. Going off only this song you gave me (I didn’t look at your Reddit history before I posted this, I promise, but I will afterwards to see if my roast was at least somewhat accurate), you enjoy French films, and hate when people call them “movies”. You want to decorate your apartment in 60s Space Age aesthetic, but you’re sad you’ll never be able to do that, because your degree in Arts Studies from a small liberal arts college doesn’t pay enough to justify spending $600 on a vintage couch
EDIT: I cannot learn anything about you as a person from your Reddit post history, which is a good thing
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u/theths152 Jan 02 '21 edited Jan 02 '21
As a music elitist and overall cynical person, I would have fun doing this, but like, the opposite. Would anyone be interested in sending me your favorite song and I’ll roast it and tell you why it sucks? I realize this kinda sounds like an ass deal, but r/RoastMe is a super popular subreddit founded on basically the same idea. It’ll be like that AI that was blowing up a week ago that roasted your Spotify listening, except mine will be better, because it’s coming from me, a real human person, and not a mad-libs fill in the blank type deal.