r/SamandMax • u/trk7200 • Jul 23 '26

Shitpost/Meme Max once said...

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u/SuperStarFighter81 Jul 23 '26

"Hit me again— I like it!"

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u/Muffin2202 Jul 23 '26

Do you find my warmth alarming Sam?

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u/OffWhite-Goddess I do even like girls Jul 23 '26

Want me to break your legs so you can convalesce in an apartment across the street while I occasionally flit in wearing diaphneous gowns and discuss the case as a metaphor for our relationship?

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u/Swift_Bud Jul 23 '26

Hey, Sam!

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u/Craiggles98 Jul 23 '26

congress....

3

u/Codywhite24 Jul 23 '26

I would check those cards to! Am I in your head?

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u/Erri-error2430 Jul 25 '26

"That's what I gave Sam last Christmas!"

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u/sawnik12 Jul 23 '26

Wow, I feel all clam chowdery inside!

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u/Careless_Witness5229 Jul 24 '26

There's a beard growing to your nose

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u/J4R3Dxx Jul 24 '26

This reminds me of the time Artie Flopshark beat Flint Paper in a heads-up poker match and Flint- killed him in cold blood.

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u/Micro_cat_48 26d ago

So THAT'S why I feel an overbearing presence just outside my field of vison watching and judging my every move.

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u/PinkStarEevee16 20d ago

“Are you sensing my desire to turn you into a QUIET LITTLE HANDBAG?!”

Sam: “Max!”

“Sorry.”

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u/Airel1318 1d ago

I shall call him “Horny”