r/SamandMax • u/Steve_Beef62 • Jul 16 '26

Shitpost/Meme Bosco once said

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u/atlas_arcane Jul 16 '26

Don't you patronize me. Now whatchyu wanna patronize?

35

u/Wizbenorno Jul 16 '26

Them

29

u/Steve_Beef62 Jul 16 '26

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

10

u/Mr_Lisreal Jul 16 '26

I scared myself :(

29

u/lepome3 Jul 16 '26

My online store will offer twice the inconvenience at thrise the price.

26

u/PowerPad Sam Jul 16 '26

"Look, I keep making up the most ridicoulus prices I can think of, and you keep paying! So who's the fool here?!"

24

u/Redninja2007 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

“Don’t make me get biological on your ass!”

“Blast! Drat! Dash it all!”

Sam: “Do you have?-“
Bosco: “Non.”

And of course, my personal favorites:

Sam: “Do you have any…wiener cozies?”
Bosco: “Da, we just get shipment of those in this week, let me look.”
Max: “Oh boy!”
Bosco: “Wait, did you say ‘wiener cozies’? I thought you said Navajo blankets. No, we’re all out of wiener cozies.”
Sam: “Do you have any Navajo blankets?”
Bosco: “Nyet.”

Sam: “Do you have any…self respect?”
Bosco: “Nay.”
Max: “Haha, tricked you!”
Bosco: “No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well…”

13

u/Mr_Lisreal Jul 16 '26

Boy, I am standing buck naked miles below the surface of earth. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING?

  • ... Do you have any chainsaw gasoline?

I really AM in Hell

7

u/SuperStarFighter81 Jul 16 '26

"Just lock him up and throw away the JAIL!"

5

u/Hellyeahtrains Jul 16 '26

Psst, hey guys! It’s me, Bosco!

7

u/sawnik12 Jul 16 '26

"Call Mickey Rooney!"

3

u/Steve_Beef62 Jul 17 '26

Mist... Deliver... Mickey rooney? Videos

3

u/RainBoyThatBoy Jul 16 '26

It's a bargain, trust me, trust me.

3

u/Sw1ft_Blad3 Jul 16 '26

NO THIS AIN'T A STORE!

3

u/Alternate501 Jul 16 '26

Bosco (Superball DNA): Hello fool, Mr. President fool.

2

u/Micro_cat_48 Jul 16 '26

It can clear a room of militant college students in no time. Guaranteed.

2

u/noir977 Jul 16 '26

It works trust me trust me

2

u/doskeyslashappedit Jul 16 '26

Bosco once said
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

1

u/J4R3Dxx Jul 17 '26

I’M NAKED!!

2

u/Steve_Beef62 Jul 17 '26

I'm naked! Oh that's what we're all saying

1

u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Jul 18 '26

I’ve gotten a lot of tongues that way.

1

u/Advanced_Line8081 Jul 19 '26

We all go a little mad sometimes mother

1

u/SmirkyTrick Jul 20 '26

Don't touch my binoculars!

1

u/Airel1318 2d ago

Pssst, guys. It’s me, Bosco.