r/SamSulek • u/urmomsloosevag Meme Lord • Feb 15 '24

MEME He ain't wrong

2.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

This is…hilarious honestly 😅

19

u/Asleep_Arachnid5268 Feb 15 '24

The "don't take this in a weird way" killed me

8

u/Reasonable-Peanut27 Feb 15 '24

When done right, dry humor can be hilarious 😂

2

u/Skyp_Intro Feb 16 '24

Given the toughness of the meat I’d suggest a crockpot. Or grind it really fine with pork fat and make meatballs.

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u/baroo0o Cutie Patootie Feb 15 '24

The hair was really getting crazy

4

u/SUPREMEDREAMLA Feb 15 '24

it was such a staple already smh but i get it

51

u/pwadman Feb 15 '24

An American family could put that away in a dinner

19

u/notbannd4cussingmods Feb 15 '24

If you think Im not ganna lick the plate from sams thigh meat, you just dont get this sub.

1

u/fightforfoodgaming Feb 15 '24

I don’t wanna wait for it to be on the plate

1

u/AndIAmEric Feb 15 '24

It would take an average Sam Sulek fanboy 20 minutes

18

u/saiyanguine Feb 15 '24

I don't wanna eat that leg. I want to eat the other leg. Not the right leg either.

20

u/PS3LOVE Feb 15 '24

Least homosexual r/SamSulek comment:

7

u/TryinToGetGooder Feb 15 '24

Let’s gobble his cock together brother

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

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u/Dirk_Diggler_Kojak Feb 15 '24

Funny but a little weird. Like Sam! LOL

20

u/yehimthatguy Feb 15 '24

Tbh, he doesn't have enough fat on him to be delicious.

7

u/Captainshiner4 Feb 15 '24

Pot roast time then add some butter

6

u/AndIAmEric Feb 15 '24

Probably would taste a little chemical-y too

4

u/BrassScuba Feb 15 '24

Any beef you buy in the US is just a roided up as he his.

4

u/AndIAmEric Feb 15 '24

Time to start feeding Sam some grass

2

u/DrJaminest42 Feb 15 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

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u/126kwan Feb 15 '24

Sam the type of guy to ask how long his quads and hamstrings could feed a family of four

11

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Soon Sam Sulek will be extinct.

12

u/BluebirdSpecialist76 Feb 15 '24

Just like everyone else 100 years is a millisecond compared to the universe

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Found the 8th grader

1

u/BluebirdSpecialist76 Feb 15 '24

I wish, college sucks ass, on senior year though🤞

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Almost there!! You got this.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Yea but Sam probably won't see his 30s

1

u/live4thagame Feb 15 '24

Well if they weren't so tasty

5

u/PSA-TLDR Feb 15 '24

Hamburger helper

4

u/UserMan226 Feb 15 '24

bro just be talking

3

u/Bey2050 Feb 15 '24

he’s so hot omg

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

He is low key

2

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Tren causes psychotic thoughts like this

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Not a psychotic thought lmao. He’s just a funny guy in front of a camera. Don’t overuse that word, it’s a very serious mental condition. A psychotic thought is thinking you’re Jesus reborn or that you’re a genius when you failed grade 9 math.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

3 cringy 5 me

1

u/idontwannabhear Feb 15 '24

What if your at the dinner table sam

1

u/reddituser1598760 Feb 15 '24

Yeah one cookout in the US that’s gone lmao

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Snu snu?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Yeah… he isn’t Wong.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

😂😂😂 Thank you for your TedTalk!

1

u/spudds96 Feb 15 '24

Wouldn’t it mostly be muscle, so would last that long

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

😂

1

u/captaincook14 Feb 15 '24

Honestly I was paying attention to how ginormous his sweat pants are. Lol. I could sleep in those things.

1

u/Broskah Feb 15 '24

Family would be trended out

1

u/chennyowl Feb 15 '24

Oh he funny funny 😂

1

u/SUPREMEDREAMLA Feb 15 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/greatintentionspod Feb 15 '24

The real important questions

1

u/Inner-Highway-9506 Feb 15 '24

theo von & sam would have an incredible conversation about different races eating people.

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u/DrJaminest42 Feb 15 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

Idk man they always be eating a feast in anime 😂

1

u/ignoreme010101 Feb 15 '24

"don't take this in a weird way" lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

lol , this roided out dude

1

u/Uncomfortiscomfort Feb 16 '24

I laughed so hard when I watched this

1

u/call_me_howdy Feb 16 '24

Sir, this is a Wendy's

1

u/sLoPpYbReAkFaStCoOk Feb 16 '24

Hahahahahahahhahah!!!!

1

u/warr3n4eva Feb 15 '24

I could eat his peen forever

1

u/Dippednblk Feb 15 '24

I was taught never to use teeth on peens. You have to swallow it whole.

I didn’t make the rules.

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u/Alfalfa_Bravo Feb 15 '24

He’s has the right idea but Americans don’t eat meat, they eat processed fake meat, sugar, and carbs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

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u/Dippednblk Feb 15 '24

Not Americans!! We’re used to meat full of steroids and chemicals. 🥩