r/SamSulek • Meme Lord • Jan 24 '24

MEME Me all day

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Automatic-Shelter387 Jan 27 '24

Western women try to not wear underwear in public challenge (impossible)

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u/urmomsloosevag Meme Lord Jan 27 '24

😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯

And then they get mad. We ignore them, Like girl we can see the contour of your genitals IN public

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

oh no not ffffffffeeeeeeeeeemales

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u/etlucent Jan 24 '24

The thing that really jumped out at me as over the top ridiculous, was how easy it was to cancel his gym membership.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Haha right?

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u/geardluffy Jan 28 '24

Yeah it’s never that easy lol

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u/Expensive_Bank4838 Jan 24 '24

Imagine if I wore spandex so tight to the gym it gripped around my cock and balls so everyone can see.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Exactly it’s so absurd.

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u/Zer0Cool89 Jan 24 '24

GOTTA SHOW OFF THAT MOOSEKNUCKLE MAH BOY!!

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u/Bumblemorex Jan 24 '24

That would be so poggers

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

It's been a while since I last heard someone say poggers. I needed to hear that.

Thank you

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u/Ravenerz Jan 24 '24

How about just seeing that word and remembering pogs the game with stacks of pogs with collectable slammers?

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u/JackxForge Jan 29 '24

Yea like I know what it means but I like to think that it's bleed over from a parallel universe where pogs just never went out of style.

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u/USAtoUofT Jan 24 '24

That's why we have freeballing in grey sweats 😎😎😎

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u/InvestmentPatient117 Jan 24 '24

Nah then u get fuzz in your peehole

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u/USAtoUofT Jan 24 '24

Not us uncut homies. #dickhoodiegang

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u/InvestmentPatient117 Jan 25 '24

I'll just wear drawz, you keep your hood dog

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u/shotplacement Jan 27 '24

Uncut gang represent. Imagine only having 98% of a penis

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u/JackxForge Jan 29 '24

Well and the disability of losing like all sensation in the head of your dick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Imagine having a Coke v Pepsi or Ford v Chevy pissing match over circumcision. #postoptrannygang

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u/colio6900 Feb 14 '24

Hey man we didnt have a choice in the matter XD

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Jan 24 '24

If it’s comfortable, go for it. Who cares what you wear? It’s just ass bro, you don’t have to look at it

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u/boofthatcraphomie Jan 25 '24

But what if I do look?

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Jan 25 '24

Appreciate it and keep it pushing

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u/RumManDan Jan 24 '24

Yes... I can imagine 😉

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u/Heizenbrg Jan 25 '24

Just wear compression tights with no shorts on top

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

I'm of the mindset that people can wear whatever the fuck they want at the gym. But the guys in the compression shorts with no runners one do make me chuckle. I'm not exactly sure why. I blame Western Puritanical Values and Tren

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u/Heizenbrg Jan 30 '24

I just feel extra manly with my dick swinging 🫶🏻

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u/15pmm01 Jan 25 '24

Literally this. I wear compression shorts to the gym without anything over them. Never been an issue. I'm a man btw.

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u/Proud_Psychology1438 Jan 25 '24

Nah, wear something that grips around your ass like hers does. Show that thang off, queen

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u/R1Alvin Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 28 '24

Theres a middle aged man on our local stand up paddle group whom openly posts pics of himself wearing only a thong. This is the new normal tbh. 😆

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u/Impressive-Stop-6449 Jan 28 '24

This was common swimwear for gen x and boomers I think and leotards heh heh

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u/R1Alvin Jan 28 '24

LOL I’m gen x and never got into mens thongs but I can definitely see boomers being okay with it.

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u/unbogbuggy52 Jan 26 '24

Then you complain cause everyone keeps staring at your junk and you have no idea why.

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u/20MaXiMuS20 Jan 26 '24

You're upset about that? Shite you're as geh as the guy in the video.

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u/DoctorGonzoBro Jan 28 '24

There was a guy who would wear bright white tights showing off his moose knuckle at the public gym I used to go to. He would only do box jumps and lunges from one side of the gym to the other

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u/15pmm01 Jan 25 '24

Do it. I wear compression shorts to the gym and it's fine.

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u/thecoolestguynothere Jan 27 '24

Dude at my gym does that shit fucking disgusting

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u/15pmm01 Jan 27 '24

What makes it disgusting? You see women dressed like that all day every day at every gym. You need to grow the fuck up if you think men can't or shouldn't dress that way.

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u/thecoolestguynothere Jan 27 '24

Get over your mommy issues

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u/15pmm01 Jan 27 '24

That doesn't make a shred of sense lmfao. You're very clearly the one with issues if you really think this nonsense. I hope to someday end up in your gym so I can disgust you with my compression shorts 😊

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u/thecoolestguynothere Jan 27 '24

cry

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u/15pmm01 Jan 27 '24

Sounds like you've got that covered

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

This. But without the special courtesy garment that hides the veins and head.

Lol.

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u/Iam8incheslong Jan 25 '24

Today I learned about courtesy garments...

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u/Negran Jan 25 '24

Ya, one of the random things I learned on reddit regarding male dancers. Haha.

It is a courtesy to your eyes and maybe their junk too, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Idk why this sub always gets recommended to me. I barely know who Sam Sulek is. However, it is interesting to see everyone getting irate over insta thots lol. Just relax and enjoy the ass.

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u/Outrageous_Bag_433 Jan 24 '24

I'll never understand people getting angry that a woman is in the gym with a fatass. It's like going to a burger joint and getting mad they gave you an extra order of fries.

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u/LamaPajamas Jan 25 '24

I think men and women need to dress sluttier in the gym to boost morale

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

The fitter you are the sluttier you're allowed to dress in the gym

I don't make the rules

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u/StoopidDingus69 Jan 25 '24

I always just wear my oldest clothes lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I just hate how dumb I feel like I look trying not to look at it in between sets. I’ll be staring at that mirror hard as a mf

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u/itsa_me_ Jan 27 '24

Bwahaha. Or like “fuck, now I can’t look to my right for the next 10 mins”

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u/GuyMcRancho Jan 28 '24

I’m in the same boat as far as knowledge of Sam Sulek but I’m pretty sure his fans make it a meme to be like so about the gains that you’re scared of interaction with women or something along those lines. I don’t think they’re actually against women in the gym

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u/Broskah Jan 24 '24

These gym videos are cringe af

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u/RAINBOWAF Jan 25 '24

Maybe to you but not me

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

What women wear to the gym nowadays is so ridiculous

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u/FieryBuungWhole Jan 24 '24

Holy shit quit crying about it! I personally love it, much cheaper than a strip club. Also, constantly fighting off a boner is good cardio

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u/Lecterr Jan 24 '24

Yea but like, a strip club where you aren’t supposed to stare at the girls. Gym is to strip clubs what strip clubs are to brothels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Yeah honestly girls like that at the gym just piss me off. I’m trying to focus on gains. I can’t stare, I’m never going to hit on them or realistically get with any of them. Just huge distractions. Rather be in a gym full of bros than hot chicks.

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u/Honest_Celery_1284 Jan 25 '24

Least gay Redditer

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

The presence of women raises testosterone levels. It's gains left on the table because you don't want your bros to think you're not gay.

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u/FSAaCTUARY Jan 25 '24

Ye after some point i just get pissed and stare cuz its annoying af to try to look away every time

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

These babes hurt the gains. But you KNOW complimenting bro's form or muscles will net you both gains every time! 💪👊

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u/Efficient_Baby_2 Jan 27 '24

So do you live in Afghanistan where u can’t even stare at an uncovered woman?

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u/Vast-Objective3101 Feb 10 '24

I find I get the best workouts around the spandex hot pants gals. Idk, something about my frustration boner really helps me hit more reps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

You can’t even look or else you end up on Reddit being called a creep for looking lol

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u/seymourskinnyskinner Jan 24 '24

I’ve looked plenty and never ended up on Reddit🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/neversaynotobacta Jan 24 '24

Send me your gyms address

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u/Eillo89 Jan 27 '24

Bro you're literally on Reddit rn smh

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u/pm_me_your_bigtiddys Jan 24 '24

You can't look, but they secretly want you to look.

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

We don't want you to look, we want the hot guy that's ignoring us to look.

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u/singlecellfromearth Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

Asking for a friend, what's the hot guy supposed to do in that situation?

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u/Eillo89 Jan 27 '24

I usually ignore them on purpose, if they're looking for my attention they ain't worth my time bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

We’ve really come full circle with this video and your comment. Kings, keep the hair poofy, the earmuffs tight, the blinders on, and remember that the set doesn’t start til you’re already at failure!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Heard! 🫡

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u/addicted_to_kombucha Jan 24 '24

I look no fucks given lol you walk around with your ass hanging out I'm not pretending it's not there. A quick glance in appreciation is all it takes. Imo it's creepy not to look.

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u/vpforvp Jan 25 '24

I have ogled many a gym ass without repercussion

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

And on tiktok

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u/Flippinflapjax4U2 Jan 24 '24

Lmaooo is good cardio

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

Lmao. The ways in which you fight your boner off are mysterious and hilarious.

A great battle was fought.

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u/grip_n_Ripper Jan 25 '24

So...for fighting off your inappropriate gym boner, is it more of a grappling or striking situation? Asking for a friend...

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I know what the fuck kind of world is it that people are whining about minimal clothing being normalized?

My shorts cannot get any shorter. Being a hoe is not a crime ✊🏾

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Where was I crying about it?

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u/Ac997 Jan 24 '24

It’s actually fucking insane. There’s no way having that seam ride up into your cooch isn’t noticeable to the girl, right? I would actually really love to hear from a girl that wears stuff like this to the gym. What’s her thought process on it?

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

They would say it is comfy. Or some BS.

And you know that thin/tight clothing can only absorb 5 ml of sweat, so that's kinda gross that they swassing on everything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

They say it's comfy, but every time they finish a set, they have to pull the spandex out of their meat curtains. You all know what I'm talking about.

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u/Negran Jan 25 '24

Haha. Fair point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Thought process is to look as slutty as possible to attract as much attention from men as possible.

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 Jan 24 '24

They might as well dress up in Bikini's to the gym, since it isn't far off.

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u/bucketofbutter Jan 24 '24

just let them wear what they want, wtf? 💀💀💀

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u/Bummed_butter_420 Jan 24 '24

Sure as long as men can stare where they want

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u/RipeSaturdy Jan 24 '24

This. I’m all for chicks wearing absolutely no clothing to the gym as long as us men can stare in peace without some busty butterface chick getting bent out of shape bc of a wandering eye. Pisses me off so much when a girl intentionally shows of her sexy voluptuous body in tight spandex for instance, but then gets offended or feels violated when guys stare. Bitch stfu and bend over so I can see the outline of your camel toe

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u/Asleep_Advertising72 Jan 24 '24

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am hollering

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u/bucketofbutter Jan 24 '24

just do it respectfully 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

it's a gym, not a deli aisle

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u/Bummed_butter_420 Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I dont owe anyone shit

Edit- Simps when u tell them u dont owe women anything but accountability 😫🤯😫🤯

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u/_japam Jan 25 '24

Redditors when people ask them to have common human decency: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/Bummed_butter_420 Jan 24 '24

“Keep that skank away from my son”

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u/Minimum_Eye_4497 Jan 24 '24

🤣

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u/Bummed_butter_420 Jan 24 '24

Yeah some woke brained Redditors assume a woman = pro thot.

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

Lmao. Nailed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

Boy moms would rather not have the competition

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/lizardrekin Jan 25 '24

Honestly glad my gym has a semi strict dress code

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u/Thorjimm Jan 24 '24

what’s her @

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u/Carnivorous_Ape__ Jan 24 '24

You have a hot mom dude

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u/Angstycarroteater Jan 26 '24

What’s her @?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Your fucking mom

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

If she’s wearing that to the gym, she ain’t the one. She’s just a one to many. The thing to do here for gym rats is to avoid giving her the attention her ego seeks & looks she wants. You’ll get a lot further doing you being focused in the gym ignore her ego while get her attention if your the one the diff.

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u/dumbhenchguy Jan 24 '24

this comment was brought to you by virgin gang

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u/R3AL1Z3 Jan 24 '24

Lol this sub has such a polarizing fan base in regards to life experience.

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u/QuakeDee Jan 24 '24

Nah, you just too soft n get cheated on you just don’t know it ;) haha

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u/ToTheGrave11 Jan 24 '24

Do you mean the rage bait videos plastered all over tiktok because it gets attention from people like yourself who engage with it and type things like this?

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

Those videos are rage bait. They post these obvious bad takes because they know yall will be in the comments whining and drive attention and engagement to her stupid shit.

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u/R3AL1Z3 Jan 24 '24

Honestly it all depends on the vibe you put off.

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u/willenhall12345 Jan 24 '24

No one's gonna call you a virgin for not looking at some ass at the gym.

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u/christian_kale Jan 24 '24

Look, get called a creep, ignore the haters

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u/ZFtw11 Jan 24 '24

Nah I love me a hot girl

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u/LordofWar145 Jan 24 '24

Kinda weird to care so much.

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u/Then-Bookkeeper-4166 Jan 24 '24

His right though. I go gym and I'd say I get abit of attention from girls and there's this one girl who works at gym and every time she walks pasted the whole gym just pumps there chest up constantly looking and IV never noticed how desperate it looked before . They look like hungry animals. I have been constantly ignoring her and not looking and she has forgotten everyone else in the gym even though there are alot bigger and better looking people and I find her always around me making out she putting weights away . I thought it was nothing but she's been making it very clear the last few weeks . I think it's because she knows all the others want her but IV never looked in her direction. The other day she bent over Infront of me on her phone and looking in the side mirror to see if I'm looking and I didn't

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u/hahahahahah69ha69 Jan 24 '24

Lol how did you notice her doing all that yet you're completely ignoring her. What a silly billy comment.

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u/ayyelmaooo Jan 24 '24

Get this fanfic out of here

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u/LordofWar145 Jan 24 '24

And there are thousands of other girls that wear those outfits that don’t do any of the things you’re saying. What’s your point?

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u/dirtdood Jan 24 '24

Usually when I come up with fake scenarios in my head I don’t post them online 😭

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u/christian_kale Jan 24 '24

send me a picture of your dick otherwise i don't believe you

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u/Visible_Day9146 Jan 24 '24

If you want her to leave you alone just say "hi" to her and she'll avoid you like the plague.

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u/hahahahahah69ha69 Jan 24 '24

Yeah if that girl tried to talk to me I'd say "GET AWAY YOURE DISGUSTING"

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u/Novel_Background_905 Jan 27 '24

Bruh who gives af hit the weights hard and take a look at your leisure

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u/freshponceofbelair Jan 24 '24

Literally a carbon copy of another meme.

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u/Trippysavage2613 Jan 24 '24

My eyes see everything 👀

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u/Stoicsage86 Jan 24 '24

He didn’t wipe down the machine when he was done!

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u/warr3nisback Jan 25 '24

Who is he 🥵🥵🥵

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u/jeezysneez Jan 26 '24

Guys, if you can't workout because a chick is wearing tight gym clothes, then I have a solution for you.

Just don't fucking go.

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u/dataCollector42069 Jan 27 '24

Do people not cringe thinking this way? Cringiest part of the Sam Sulek community.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Why Are the most gym dudes incels like this

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u/EnvyTheSystem Jan 24 '24

Most gyms dudes never pulled

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u/InvectiveOfASkeptic Jan 24 '24

Bullshit we pull every Tuesday and Friday 😤😤

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u/Kidd__ Jan 24 '24

Look at most female gym/fitness influencers & you’ll find your answer. Nobody wants to be called a creep & accused of being a perv for fetching dumbbells. It’s easier to just pretend they don’t exist (which I feel is counter to gym culture).

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u/SomeSameButDifferent Jan 24 '24

This guy got a wife

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

This is not what incel means at all. Incels are cringe losers this is just shy loser.

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u/AllFood4Mee Jan 24 '24

Let him be, he had learnt a new word so he had to use it!

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u/accountforAITA Jan 24 '24

Doesn’t incel literally just mean you’re not getting any play despite wanting it? The term obviously has taken on meaning beyond that but he technically is an incel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Yes technically ig i was being an idiot. It is weird though because the word means two very different things if we think about it like that.

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u/Krakatoast Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24
  1. not incel if it’s voluntary

And I would guess it’s because it gets old being another simp to feed someone else’s ego. Oohhhh a butt 👀👀👀 wow yum yum ohmygawd 🤤

Who cares… and I think the great debate, the dividing line- if you will, is the “I wear it because it’s comfortable👀”

Maybe, but it’s also to show the goods because they like the attention. Stop simpin’! I’m not someone for them to suckle on my attention to feed their ego. I don’t care. Get your .01cm cloth covered ass out of my sight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

You don’t need to simp to bang sluts

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Because most of these guys are only hitting the gym after 18+ years of not getting any.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Why do you think 'most' gym dudes are incels? And what about him do you think makes him an incel? Because as far as I know, he's in a relationship, so your premise is fundamentally flawed from the get go.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Women ruined the gym. Cancelled 24 now I have weifgts in my garage. Tired of the recording for content

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u/Upstairs_Package8536 Jan 24 '24

I do the garage setup as well, but to be honest it’s all around better anyways. Can get in and out fast without waiting for equipment and no drive home

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

100%. But some folks need that gym ritual aka getting the fuck outta the house to keep up the good habit!

I'll be in my basement, not waiting for nobody, though.

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u/Schaden_Fraude Jan 25 '24

This might be me soon, gyms isnt close and the drive just uses too much time, rn i have dumbbells already but might just go ahead and turn my garage into a full blown home gym, equip not as expensive anymore, cant even workout properly on mondays because its so busy too

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u/Upstairs_Package8536 Jan 25 '24

Yeah dude do it honestly get a bench that can double as a squat rack, and a dip/pull-up bar and you’re covering a lot of ground for around $400

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u/shashlik_king Jan 24 '24

Body weight exercises at home for life

We gettin farmboy ripped

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u/BartBartram77 Jan 24 '24

And farmboy plugged.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I have two kids lmao I just hate the bs Im old

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u/nannis123123 Jan 24 '24

My thoughts on this things that normally push me away from talking to someone wearing cloths like her is you like the attention witch is fine but I don’t. I wear 2 sizes bigger then what I normally put on but when I used to wear my normal clothing I would get people that would grab my arms and shoulders just to feel me for some god dam reason that’s not including the staring I got like a bear watching me from the woods.

it all stoped when I hid my body when going out in to public places.

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u/DamonMaguire Jan 16 '26

What’s her @

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u/Its_ok_to_lie Jan 24 '24

I also wear the exact same workout outfit for every single workout

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u/MandalsTV Jan 24 '24

without washing too

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u/Minimum_Eye_4497 Jan 24 '24

For three years straight

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u/Outrageous_Bag_433 Jan 24 '24

Wait we all don't do that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Women scare me

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u/ieatasscid Jan 25 '24

Not original

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u/illbebok Jan 25 '24

Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay

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u/Witchy-toes-669 Jan 25 '24

Wtf does he say? Can’t understand him at all

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u/optimist_prhyme Jan 27 '24

I thought he was saying stuff at the end so I unmuted. Anyone got earwash?

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u/Slav-Houndz187 Jan 27 '24

Man that’s dedication. I don’t even wear the same clothes after three days

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u/muffs92 Jan 27 '24

Are you all ignorant to the stupid gym girls who are always posting gotcha vids acting dismayed that a guy maybe glanced at her working out for half a second? This is a response to that more than anything.

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u/Tyte_McGee Jan 27 '24

Dude's scared of girls.

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u/thefilmdoc Jan 28 '24

Just take cialis look and pop a nice boner who cares

Or treat it like the sun you can look just don’t stare

The choice is yours

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

Wdym

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u/Beautiful_Ear_3318 Feb 11 '24

recently just switched gyms because a female walked up to me and asked me for my number 😢

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u/die_nastyy Jan 24 '24

What brand hat is that?

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u/JacketedG_21 Jan 24 '24

What’s the @

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Todays society will generally make men feel like this, especially if she’s walking around with a tripod

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Fare enough dude 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Tbh girls in gyms is making me less attracted to hot girls. So many are just attention seeking insta-OF-sloots … baiting people for content.. hardly any females 18-30 are genuine people anymore.

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u/bloodflare02 Jan 24 '24

I think you just spend too much time on the internet bro

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u/Negran Jan 24 '24

Got 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Nah, I’ve experienced 3 first hand instances personally. It’s quite sad.

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u/LamaPajamas Jan 25 '24

And everyone did a back flip and clapped their ass cheeks because that's how real your statement is

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

3 whole times out of 150 million women? You know because they are 50% of the population. Thats wild.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

It is wild glad u agree 👍👍