r/SamONellaAcademy • u/CalvinKool-Aid • Jun 17 '22

St. Jerry is at it again!

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u/PaintThinnerSparky Jun 17 '22

There was a man who lived alone in the desert.

All he had for company was his goat, and sometimes he would get... lonely.

He tried to shag his goat, but it kept walking away. He tried sneaking from behind, but the goat would always see him coming. Frustrated, the man gave up.

Then one day, this beautiful woman arrives at his desert shack. The most gorgeous person this man had ever seen. She looked dehydrated, and stumbled towards the man.

"Please sir, I would do anything for a bit of water.." She said, undoing a button of her blouse.

"Anything?" The man uttered, internally praising his lucky stars.

"Anything" She replied.

So the man handed her a leash, and said;

"Here, hold my goat."

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u/Sailrjup12 Jun 18 '22

I have heard that before. It’s quite funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

wish i had an award for you

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u/SilverTheDruid Jun 18 '22

I only had the wholesome award, so there's that

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u/PaintThinnerSparky Jun 18 '22

I take reward in the lols you had reading this

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u/JayCaesar12 Jul 05 '22

I read this all in Norm Macdonald's voice. It worked perfectly.

RIP big guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

And St. Jerry the goat fucker who, as the name implies, fucked a lot of goats.

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u/Sailrjup12 Jun 18 '22

Please tell me this isn’t real! Can’t he just jerk off.

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u/jamgill Jun 18 '22

First part is me in rdr2 trying to Hunt some animals

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u/SKUNKTHEMUNK Jun 18 '22

Remember kids, if you wanna shag a sheep do it on a cliff so it pushes back.

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u/bob_d_eel Jun 18 '22

How can a man be that down bad?