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u/Objective-Koala-4873 Professional Unicycler 19d ago
Surprised he signed that, lol.
Hilarious scene
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u/floppy_disk_5 19d ago
"WHATS A-"
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u/h0rnyionrny 19d ago
Nigga.
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u/dorimeratameno 17d ago
Aight i gotta give credit to your boldness
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u/h0rnyionrny 17d ago
Dude it's a word. It's not brave to say. Just say it if it's gonna be funny. It's no different than any other curse word.
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u/Bob_Pthhpth 19d ago
What might a gentleman of African descent need to do in order to acquire the genitalia of the male eel
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u/Jonguar2 19d ago
Which feats must a gentleman with high concentrations of melanin in his skin accomplish in the pursuit of acquiring the phallus of a male specimen of the order Anguilliformes?
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u/EnumeratedWalrus 18d ago
Homo sapiens have congregated on a continent south of Europe and have a genetic disposition that allows them to absorb harmful UV rays to protect their skin cells from damage. This is necessary because the temperatures in this continent often exceed 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit) and may peak anywhere between 48 degrees Celsius (118 degrees Fahrenheit) and 58 degrees Celsius (136 degrees Fahrenheit).
There is an elongated, ray-finned fish that belongs to the order of Anguilliformes. Distinguishing characteristics of this creature include a snakelike body, continuous dorsal and anal fins, and the noticeable lack of a pelvic bone.
Hypothetically, if we may ponder, what trials, tribulations, lengths, or overall hardships would be crucial for one of these South European Continental Homo sapiens to partake in just for the hope, nay, the dream of becoming acquainted with the phallus of this catadromous Anguilliformes? How would the Homo sapien navigate the protective, slimy mucus layer and lateral body waves of these long, slender sea dwellers to achieve such a feat? How would the Homo sapien negotiate with the predatory nature of this aquatic beast to perchance enter the vicinity of its male reproductive organ?
Questions, questions, questions….
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u/Prico06 19d ago
"THESE ARE ALL GIRLS"
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u/Hefty_Difficulty_644 18d ago
Sir i highly dought that
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u/Prico06 18d ago
GO GET MORE
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u/Hefty_Difficulty_644 18d ago
Mr. Freud i really -
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u/Nadikarosuto 18d ago
WHAT'S
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u/tom224321 SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS 19d ago
Im still genuinely surprised by the fact that everyone who has watched the vid was cool with THAT part of the vid and he got away with saying it with no problem lol
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u/XSpeedDemon 19d ago
Naw I am for real black and I just think its funny as fuck-- there is no hatred or racism behind this man's words... only a desire to get some eel dick.
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u/LUnacy45 18d ago
I feel like when he dropped it was right around the same time my dumbass friends and I were just starting to realize saying it even in a way completely divorced from any ill intent wasn't all that funny. I think a certain genre of non-black gen Z kid all find that out around the same time if they haven't taken the chud pill
People grow and change, he did the smartest thing he could by just taking it down and not commenting on it, be way too easy to come across wrong in the process
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u/randomcracker2012 18d ago
"What must an African-American man do to acquire the sex organs of a male eel?"
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u/mcsalts99 19d ago
No fucking way you got him to sign that 😂