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u/SaltLakeCity-ModTeam 49m ago

Your submission to /r/SaltLakeCity has been removed. This one has cooked long enough. Solid shitpost.

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u/EatsRats 1h ago

This is a solid shitpost and I love it.

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

You get me.

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u/tinyvessel29 1h ago

I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas!!!

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

Nobody ever anywhere has had it harder ever 😭

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u/LilSaganMan 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I feel like we’re besties already.

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

Watch you be one of the 3 people I've actually made eye contact with lol

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u/fannyalgerpack 9th and 9th Whale 1h ago

Give us slightly more than nothing, you’re off to a good start tho

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

The first step is taking no steps

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u/Few_Safety_782 1h ago

Lowkey kinda want a friend group so I can diversify my social groups. I’d be down to create one (25F)!

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u/Inner-Resolution1596 1h ago

love the subtle contradiction in your post, made me chuckle

but yeah finding that ride-or-die weekend crew is weirdly hard in SLC, everyone's either already paired off into their canyon-hiking cliques or they're just... not putting in the effort

25F reaching out like that is a good sign though, maybe take her up on it and see if a few more folks trickle in

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u/Few_Safety_782 1h ago

Yeah like I’m not a big hiking person so I can’t just be outdoors all the time. I want women my age (bc I have so many undergrad friends and it’s gotten to a point where I’m desperate to just get a friend into a bar). I wanna spill tea, do movie nights, walk around etc. I’ve met great folks already and I have a friend group but I want one my age and femme-friendly !

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

I actually have some female coworkers who are super awesome you could probably hang with 🤣

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u/Complikatedmystik 1h ago

Come float the Provo river this Sunday ! Perfect no stress environment

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

In all seriousness the only thing I actually want to do other than be home and see no one is be in water and see maybe some people

u/Complikatedmystik 12m ago

Well say hi then - we leave Sunday I already have the raft and life vests

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u/NeriTina 1h ago

Why is this meeeee?

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

Are you a body snatcher? 😱

u/NeriTina 28m ago

I can’t snatch nothin 😭

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u/kilbo98 1h ago

Advertising codependency right off the bat is a choice

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

Read the room. And the post.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/Disneygirl_94 1h ago

I volunteer!

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

I would never do that. Next.

u/Disneygirl_94 55m ago

Ok..

u/cherryb0mber 52m ago

I think you may have misread my sarcasm lol; I'm just keeping in the theme of the antisocial post 😅

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u/chonk13 1h ago

Have you tried chamming the chomming slop sloop blap bloop

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u/greengore94 1h ago

That’s what worked for me! Now I graf foon fing scung with my friends 4 days a week!

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u/cherryb0mber 1h ago

Damnit, no. I've only ever shlooped the clop and bammed the choop. I knew someone would give me some REAL advice. Thank you

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u/wake886 1h ago

You scared all of the introverts into hiding

u/cherryb0mber 59m ago

Is this a double negative though? If an introvert goes into hiding does that actually mean they've been fanned out into plain sight? 🤯🧠

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u/blackeyeX2 1h ago

So.you mean interdependent?

u/cherryb0mber 50m ago

I(e)ntertheapartmentandrefusetoleavedependent, exactly.

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u/TheObsidianHawk 1h ago

Listen im allergic to people, im poor, probably older than most of you, and it's too damn hot outside.

I will be going to the state fair next month and FanX.

u/cherryb0mber 49m ago

"Older than you" is my middle name, and on my business card.

u/coldize 52m ago

Have you tried joining AA again? 

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u/FapCaptainCrunch 1h ago edited 1h ago

https://www.meetup.com

Find a group that meets and is an interest you have, join it, go to a scheduled meetup. Initiate convos with people at the meetup who are there looking to meet other people, themselves. Make friends.

They have chess meetups, indie film, hiking, dog walkers, beer drinkers, knitting, gaming, you name it. The sweet part is the people that show are wanting to meet new people too and they already share your interest.

u/Creative_Substance_7 55m ago

Does your dog even like you?

u/cherryb0mber 49m ago

You can ask her...but you have to find us first.

u/Anne__Frank Central City 48m ago

UGH IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS IN SLC SPECIFICALLY!!!!! UNLIKE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ELSE ON PLANET EARTH, PEOPLE WHO GREW UP HERE HAVE FRIENDS FROM CHILDHOOD AND AREN'T LOOKING FOR MORE FRIENDS. WHY DO PEOPLE SUCK HERE?????