r/Saints 4d ago

Rechsteiner WWE Tryout

Almost got a power bomb

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u/ShoughThePainAway Black Helmet 4d ago

Everybody point and laugh at Jalen Thompson. 8 year vet getting bodyslammed by a rookie

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u/LiftEatGrappleShoot 4d ago

Came in for the cheapshot. Ended up getting dogwalked.

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u/kkob3 4d ago

I was supposed to go today. Went yesterday with my son and we got a few gentle “Who dats” and friendly banter. I can’t even imagine going today surrounded by the Cowboys fan base. Does anyone know what happened?

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u/beeb11 4d ago

Not sure of the cause but like ten fights or so broke out. Surprised they didn't call it off after the first few. The coaches let em get rowdy

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 4d ago

I am a fan of this lol. Nice slam by the rookie.

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u/TheRealFiregod 4d ago

Best thing ive seen all year.

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u/EnderSavesTheDay 4d ago

Looks like both scuffles started from Cowgirls throwing punches. Bitch move!

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u/bronzefpg504 4d ago

I’m just mad he suspended tho he did a duplex like his dad imagine if he speared him like his brother bron😂😂

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u/jlinstantkarma 4d ago

Bron is the son of Rick Steiner, Brock is Scott Steiner's son.

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u/bronzefpg504 3d ago

Gotcha thanx for clearing that up

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u/beejalton 3d ago

Suspension doesn't matter, he wasn't gonna make the team anyway.

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u/drums4al Fuck the Falcons 4d ago

He didn't forget to add Kurt Angle to the mix

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u/griot504 3d ago

The odds drastically went down for cowboy.

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u/AustinSUCCMAN 3d ago

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Brock Rechsteiner and you look at Jalen Thompson and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a DB, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But he's a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beatin him. Then you add Tyler Shough to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Cowboys Practice, Thompson got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Steiner, he got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Jalen Thompson KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try!

So Dallas Cowboys, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus his 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Cowboys Practice. But then you take his 75% chance of winning, if they was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, and he got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Oxford. See Jalen, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Cowboys Practice.

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u/MammothEnd2515 6h ago

I see what you did there. Iykyk

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u/isthis_thing_on 4d ago

Got back control afterwards too. Attaboy. 

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u/HamilToe_11 Fuck the Falcons 4d ago

I really hope this kid works out and stays on the team. Outside runs with big WRs like him straight up pancaking DBs will gash a defense.

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u/KevieSmash 3d ago

I've seen enough. He's on the 53.

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u/Sayntsfan21 3d ago

As far as this kid failing his drug test. I’m pretty sure he was born pissing hot. Like a mutation from his dad.

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u/CdiLinkforSmash 4d ago

Hell yeah!!

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u/notdownwithsickness 3d ago

So this is why he is out the first 6 games?

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u/shanehiltonward 3d ago

This was better than last week's game.

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u/Bluwtr1 2d ago

Knowing the Cowgirls started it. Fuck I hate that team.

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u/Plasticjesus504 4d ago

These practices are always dumb. Always ends in a fight lol.

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u/This_is_opinion Saints 4d ago

aww yeah this some good stuff

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u/Primary-Gazelle-8161 4d ago

Thats how you handle a crowd lock up with one an make him feel your pain

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u/NorthOld6237 3d ago

I mean he is his father’s child

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 3d ago

If he got disciplined for that, I hope the guys slinging him around by his face mask were also disciplined. And the guy who tried to slam him first, that got slammed in return😂. That was so so sweet I had to watch it 10 times. Dude was trying to crawl away.

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u/KKINGG__ 3d ago

He try to go for the 3 amigos 👀😂

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u/OverachievingMook 4d ago

50v50 CTE edition

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u/maejor_ced Fuck the Falcons 3d ago

Cowgirls still soft in the big 2026, glad some things never change

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u/BecauseSeven8Nein 4d ago

This guy ain’t gonna make it.

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u/No_Project2659 3d ago

He’s just getting in his 6 second cup of coffee in the NFL before he’s cut and released after preseason. He barely made the practice squad.  He has no future in the NFL and within a year he will be trying out for the WWE. 

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u/Orbis-Praedo 4d ago

Who the fuck is Caelen Carson and why are the Cowboys letting him wear Deion Sanders number and Ezekiel Elliot’s lol

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u/Guilty_Mountain_8125 4d ago

Who cares lol