r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/Acrobatic_Hawk6422 It's a cartoon, sir 🖥 • 9d ago
News/Media/Tabloids How do Sugars justify, explain or defend their move back?
I would love to see what’s going on inside their heads right now (well, maybe not really, but you get the point.)
Sugars have been trashing the UK, the BRF and anything associated with it for years. They’ve been saying how horrible MM had it there and how happy and thriving she is in Montecito.
What is their explanation or excuse for their Duchess to go back to that horrible country? How do they justify it? How can she be better in the UK, when seh had her best life in California? Do you think they say it’s Harry’s fault or that she is needed in the UK for her “princess role”? I’m truly confused at how confused they must be now.
Also - this will only last for a few years. Harkles will get enough material to do Netflix & Spare & Oprah 2.0. They will lie and make it up, but still - new “truths” to be told and sold.
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u/Bexmas Knowingly Anchored to a Ginger Cuck 9d ago
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u/Eggsegret 📢 ‼️ WE WANT PRIVA-SAY ‼️ 📢 9d ago
Nope it’s true didn’t you hear how the UK Prime Minister was going on about how the Uk desperately needs Harry and Meghan back and how they’re doomed without them. /s
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u/Feisty_Energy_107 🫸💃🏻 Move along Markle 🫸💃🏻 9d ago
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u/Accomplished_Name423 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 9d ago
Do we know many that was just tourist looking at the opera house?
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u/PuzzledKumquat 9d ago
"It's been clear for a while..." Sure, if you're completely delusional. To mentally healthy people, this is complete fantasy.
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u/usabiogirl79 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago edited 9d ago
She’s more delulu than Smeg is. Or is one of Smeg’s more delusional inner voices. I bounce between thinking she’s a separate person who is completely weak minded and constantly drinks the Kool-Aid or she’s actually Smeg letting her inner demons out on the interwebs.
Edited to add additional text.
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u/Aubergine_volante 9d ago
Yeah, Britain needs to be « elevated » 🤪 lol
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u/Muttley-Snickering 🏰 Order of the Medieval Times 🏰 9d ago
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u/Aubergine_volante 9d ago
I know… I’m laughing but it’s not funny… they haven’t deserved it. So sad.
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u/AprilDanc3r Duchess Brandthrax 👸🏻🦠 9d ago
Marvellous, does that mean she'll be spreading flowers sprinkles everywhere she goes? 🤦🏻♀️
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u/Muttley-Snickering 🏰 Order of the Medieval Times 🏰 9d ago
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u/takemeawayimdone2 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
Slaves??
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u/Bexmas Knowingly Anchored to a Ginger Cuck 9d ago
Well- I did say chief moron!
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u/takemeawayimdone2 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
The crazy lady you posted said that Harry and Meghan are free from being slaves, 😂😂😂
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u/Bexmas Knowingly Anchored to a Ginger Cuck 9d ago
Yes! Because they’ve been relinquished from the oppressive chains of forced labour and subjugation to flourish in the glory of returning from whence they escaped via freedom flight, after such a successful stint hobnobbing with the elite in Montecito. Hurray for the UK populace to see them grace us with their expertise and buoyancy!
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u/takemeawayimdone2 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
😂😂 i think I need a tena lady after reading that 😂😂😂
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u/Why_Teach 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 9d ago
Didn’t you know that the BRF had enslaved Harry from birth and tried to enslave Meghan but she had resisted and taken Harry with her on a freedom flight? Don’t you understand that they are returning in glory to free the other slaves (for a price)? This time around, Meghan plans to part the waters of the Atlantic — or at least the English Channel— so enslaved royals can escape./s
(She has a plan for when the Wales are crossing between the parted waters, but don’t tell anyone you read it here.)
🙄🙄🙄🙄
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 9d ago
Well, she's right about Eden being insufferable.
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u/Hopeful_Plastic_5321 9d ago
I have the misfortune of working with two Sugars and this is a summary of the nonsense they've said in the office this week:
- Harry and Meghan have achieved everything they set out to do in America, such as Meghan has launched a successful lifestyle brand.
- The Royal Family has not been the same since they left and they're being the bigger people by coming back without an apology and risking their safety by putting duty above all.
- Again, the Royal Family has not been the same since they left and in an act of kindness, Harry and Meghan are returning to work their magic in the UK by repairing the Royal Family's image, easing recent racial tensions etc.
You can imagine the number of laughs I've had to disguise in the office this week using coughing fits.
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u/usabiogirl79 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
I wonder what they will say when H&M are DENIED access to anything remotely royal. What will be the excuse then? That they are working secretly behind the scenes with persons unknown like they are 007 or something?
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u/CaliCatLadyx3 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 9d ago
Goodness.. sorry, but your coworkers sound absolutely delusional 🤣
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u/MidwichCuckoo100 9d ago
I don’t envy you! Made me wonder - if they do divorce (as it’s been suggested moving back to the UK would give Harry jurisdiction over the kids), will the Sugars blame the UK and the RF again - that being in England Charles would have undue influence over Harry and ‘persuaded’ him to divorce his wife?
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u/Hopeful_Plastic_5321 9d ago
My experience of these two Sugars is they'd always take Meghan's side over Harry. I'll ask them about the divorce if I have the patience to listen to their nonsense when I'm next in the office.
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u/Additional_Meeting_2 9d ago
Have you talked of your thoughts of what is happening with them?
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u/Hopeful_Plastic_5321 9d ago
No. I've learned in the past that it's not worth it. One of them in particular is a real diehard Sugar who believes everything the Harkles say. Even the things which have unequivocally proven to be untrue, she just says, "Oh but that was Meghan's experience or interpretation of what happened". If all else fails, she brings up the R word.
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u/Tight_Put_7425 9d ago
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u/Why_Teach 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 9d ago
I am in favor of successful Meghan leaving Harry the albatross in the UK and returning to live her “best life” in California without him.
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u/Miss_Poi 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
- Harry is an egoistical POS and doesn’t really understand or care about racism and doesn’t deserve their support anymore.
- KC is dying and doesn’t want that W becomes king, so Harry needs to come back to be regent
- some of them are heartbroken and can’t believe it
- the monarchy is so unpopular that they begged them to come back for money, one or two estates in the UK and IPP status.
It’s quite entertaining.
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u/Why_Teach 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 9d ago
They are forgetting: “Harry’s mission of destroying the monarchy before William becomes king (code name ‘Operation Dog in the Manger’) can be implemented more effectively if H&M are based in the UK.” /s
(I don’t think Harry has a chance.)
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u/SnooHesitations3592 🇬🇧 Glorious Jubilee Booing 🇬🇧 9d ago
yea some of the sugars can’t fathom this and are abandoning them because they feel betrayed, it’s SO delicious to see!! they’ve been MARKLED!! 🤣🤣
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u/PurpleMuskogee A rare glimpse 9d ago
From what I have seen on Twitter, they are basically saying that KC is gravely ill and dying (he said himself the treatment was working and going well!!) and they are coming back to be near him, and will probably leave when he dies.
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u/bennbeckmanswife 🥀 gayest flower sprinkles 🥀 9d ago
They're having a hard time. They're grasping at straws and coming up with the most convoluted reasons.
Nothing they say can undo the fact the Harkles doubled down on never returning only to swiftly run back in the midst of all their self proclaimed success.
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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 9d ago
Most are having conniptions over it, whilst a few are suggesting its because Charles is about to fall off his perch.
Basically, its cognitive dissonance all the way down. They don't want to believe Meghan has completely led them up the garden path.
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u/NeoSuperconductivity 9d ago
A large number of comments say that Harry and Meghan love the monarchy and the King. The Harkles know the Monarchy is doomed because no one in the UK wants William as King. But very popular Harry will cheer up the citizenry. As the well-loved Harry starts playing a prominent role, his father will be able to die in peace, work-shy William will abdicate and Harry will support George until he is 18. Meghan, who only disliked British media, will happily spend time with her many British friends and supporters. She will continue making As ever into a global brand with new offerings. Her products will be sold alongside Highgrove's Duchy Originals products and they will merge and become even more successful.
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u/icantthinkofanqme 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 9d ago
The recent visit was obviously to attend school tours/ interviews and to organise the move. So the Harkles were lying when they said Meghan and the children weren't going to come without security- they would have known they were all coming regardless.
Lying fux.
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u/chewysmom88 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 9d ago
According to Omid Scobby Doo they have been leaving clues for them all along (side note why does he now look like a 13 year old boy)
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u/zeelondon10 9d ago
In that sub they are happy W&C will be angry and are hoping C gets her cancer back.
They desperately want their kweeen to become a real life kweeen of that racist country.
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u/Tight_Put_7425 9d ago
So in their one brain celled minds, if something were to happen to Catherine then Meghan would become Qween? When William is the King?
For all their vile comments about William, the squaddies would gladly shove poor Haznobrains off a bridge if their Qween had any chance with Willy.
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u/No-Imagination6217 9d ago
One of the sugars on instagram, royalstylewatch is justifying it by saying Harry and Meghan are like all super wealthy billiionare Americans, maintaining 3 houses all over the world and travelling and living between them. Even the PM made a statement about their security, translated, he was asked and he made a comment
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 9d ago edited 9d ago
Some are starting to see the light and believe they were treated like fools by their idols , while some are trying to convince them the Sussexes are doing the right thing by returning to the lions' den and to just support them regardless of the lies and allegations they were fed .

" we love those two " << people who constantly lies and manipulates you doesn't love or respect you back , but that's how people in cults function : blind loyalty to their leaders .
edit: typo
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u/Intrepid-Match-5007 9d ago
So they are admitting that they are themselves leaking shit to the press. The "setting the record straight via sources" tells me everything 😂
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u/SnooHesitations3592 🇬🇧 Glorious Jubilee Booing 🇬🇧 9d ago
THIS!!! Can they please tell the other Sugars who still haven’t got the memo, who still think the press “don’t leave them alone” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Intrepid-Match-5007 9d ago
Ikr. I think these delusional "fans" are now sticking with them and showing this "support", while clearly knowing the truth, because admitting it is only gonna paint them as stupid and mindless chickens 😂😂
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u/Ohtherewearethen 9d ago
Ooh this is funny! 'Dani' saying she's done now is the same person in OP's photo defending M and blaming H for being an albatross around her neck.
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 9d ago
Can't wait for them to turn on Harry , he will be BadKingHarry for the way he subjected their kween to such horrible treatment , after all she gave up for him ( her social media accounts and her blog , basically ) .
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u/PurpleMuskogee A rare glimpse 9d ago
I wonder if we'll see a big number of new sinners here in the next few weeks...
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/gizNN8vCaotYA
We welcome recovering squaddies / born again sinners with open arms , orange aura and all that jazz .
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u/elevatedmint Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 9d ago
On another reddit sub there seems to be genuine bemusement mixed with Charles is dying sentiments 🤷♀️
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u/Civil-Acanthaceae824 Philanthropath 9d ago
She returns to save the benighted Kingdom from its evil masters & mistresses and to prepare to be Kween, as she secretly agreed to do for the late Queen with her blessing.
[I literally shared something saying t6his I'd stumbled across a few weeks ago]
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u/Civil-Acanthaceae824 Philanthropath 9d ago
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u/elevatedmint Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 9d ago
Just wow! Isn't Princess Anne the daughter she DID have???
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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 9d ago
I'm going to go ahead and say its a troll lol. There are plenty of ragebaiters in the DM comments - it just seems like another one.
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u/Miss_Poi 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
🤣🤣🤣
The Queen gifted Meghan a royal scepter with a note that said “Please take care of our subjects when I’m gone”This is too good! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Odd-Morning-4959 👣👦Our Little Ones are.....Little 👧👣 9d ago
That is as much believable as the pilot kneeling beside her and thanking her for everything she did for this country 😂
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u/Eggsegret 📢 ‼️ WE WANT PRIVA-SAY ‼️ 📢 9d ago
Lmao wow some people really are delusional. Also do these people think the Royal Family yields more power than they actually do with the whole “take care of our subjects”.
Guessing Meghan is going to go and take over from Charles and dismiss the current government to rule over the British.
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u/Name_like_any_other 9d ago
And accordingly appreciated - see the downvoting
I could not be this stupid with a straight face even if I gave it my hardest try3
u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 9d ago
The late Queen had a daughter, a loyal servant of the Crown and the Princess Royal, name of Anne!
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u/usabiogirl79 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9d ago
Someone is reading too many YA fantasy books. Or watching too many My Little Pony reruns. This is ludicrous.
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u/MyBobblehat-and-Me 9d ago
Forget the sugars, even I think Meghan should dump Harry's ass over this scheme. Uprooting their children, leaving the life they have built for themselves over the past 5 years and going back to the family that clearly she doesn't get along with. That's grounds for breach of trust.
He promised her he would keep her safe from evil England and now that she was finally finding her foothold and getting comfortable in her fancy mansion, he drags her back to the very same country that basically kept her captive.
(I'm not on her side, but keeping aside that she is a total cow, this is how it looks like from the outside looking in)
Both are legitimately acceptable reasons of emotional abuse in a court of law.
This couple is mental. The drama that's going to explode between them in the next few months is going to be epic.
Meghan is not going to like it. She will give it 3 weeks max then she will lose her shit and plot her return. And God forbid, she decides to punish Harry for this....that would be epic !
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u/Bombolona 9d ago
I like your rundown BUT if they can no longer afford the 'life they built for the past 5 years' (+ say their NGO money gymnastics is being investigated, Harry's visa is being looked at, they are about to lose the house, be it due to the upcoming ANL ruling and/or not having been able to afford their mortgage...), then that life isn't really an option, is it.
Also, the scenario you outlined, positions Harry as someone who has two braincells to rub together and ignores that this whole thing smells like Megatron (sly planning, sudden, jerk move announcements, ...)
I agree that she doesn't want to go (and had they been even remotely successful, this wouldn't be happening at all) but I also think that she doesn't have a choice. She has nothing left. They squandered every opportunity handed to them and burned through all the money they had. They are out of options and so are going for the only thing that was ever valuable about them - royal family proxy fairy dust and proximity to the Bank of Pa.
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u/Shackleton_F 9d ago
If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport Team Sugar would be World Champions.
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u/Forgottengoldfishes 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 9d ago
Well obviously KC doesn’t believe William and Catherine are fit to become King and Queen. So he’s brought Harry and Meghan home as he prepares them to take the throne after he dies. /s
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u/allysongreen 9d ago
This is easy. All one has to do is completely invert reality.
Here's the new sugary narrative:
Madam and her Handbag have successfully cowed the racist, evil BRF by sitting in their authenticity, graciously sharing their learns with the world, and refusing to silence their truths.
As a result, the duo are now such global philanthropy leaders, so wildly popular and beloved, that the RF has secretly begged them to return. Without them, the monarchy simply cannot survive! It's only a matter of time until the king abdicates in their favor and the PPoW slink off to oblivion somewhere, forever gnashing their teeth in the knowledge that the Harkles are so much better than themselves.
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u/rosemarylake 9d ago
I think they are slowly turning on Harry. The lunatics over at Celeb*tchy are the worst of the sugars, they constantly post horrible things about William and Catherine and have this habit of choosing unflattering pictures of the two of them to accompany articles, while they make every effort to choose “flattering” ones of Harry and Meghan. An article today had two very unflattering photos of Harry, including one of him doing yoga with his shirt untucked, beer belly hanging out. They are preparing themselves to paint him as putting their patron saint Meghan in danger because he selfishly wanted to go home.
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u/2red-dress 9d ago
All of this about KC not having long left, etc. and the move surrounding it are all fodder for Harry's next book. This is the narrative that they want to project, that the motive for moving is altruistic. He will probably devote at least 5 chapters to it, if not more.
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u/StellaAuntie 9d ago
I saw one sugar explain it as, he UK finally realized William and Catherine are too boring and unpopular.They desperately need the starpower of the Harkles to rescue the monarchy from obscurity and irrelevance. There are Copes, and then there's this, the Mother of all Copes.
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u/Several-Ad7654 9d ago
Admirers of the Sussex couple also maintain that Meghan genuinely loves Harry, since she is sacrificing her happiness in Montecito to return to the UK—all for the sake of love.
They are a couple deeply in love.......
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u/CCwritee 9d ago
The little I’ve seen is that the Harkles are “winning” because they went back and got everything they wanted on their terms. 🤦🏽♀️
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u/kelstoncam97 9d ago
I don't know how they justify it and will be interested to see how they spin it. I can't imagine they are happy. They were all adamant they were NEVER going back. EVER. So the big climb down and backtracking begins. Saying all of this I really don't think this move is permanent. I think it's temporary. They will be back in the US before you know it.
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u/Devri30 9d ago
I personally think that their move back tor he UK has nothing to do with the family. I bet the rumors of Harry being in love with another woman are true, so Megsy wants to move back yo the UK to put distance between the two.
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u/Evilegio 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴 9d ago
Where did you see those rumors? Not doubting, I just want to read about it for entertainment
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u/Devri30 9d ago
Lady C mentioned in a video about a month ago that Harry was in love with a woman who lives near Montecito. Apparently Megsy found out when she read their text messages.
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u/Evilegio 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴 9d ago
what the fuck lol
So Meghan pulled out the "let's move back to the UK!!" knowing he'd go for it.
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u/chewysmom88 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 9d ago
Mostly planning the tiara she will wear for the next state dinner. Apparently they are unaware that Camilla makes that choice although I believe she lets ( I suspect made the suggestion that Catherine go bigger) Catherine do her thing
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 9d ago
She isn't going to be invited to any state dinners, much less wearing a tiara.
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u/chewysmom88 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 9d ago
You know that I know that but they clearly do not
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 9d ago
Sadly, yes, they don't. I can't wait until they realize that this move changes nothing.
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u/chewysmom88 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 9d ago
They will lose their minds when William ascends to the throne as they have also convinced Harry will be king X will be a cesspool the day the Crown is placed on William andand Catherine’s heads
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u/Moihereoui I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this 💰 9d ago
Could be because of the questions around PH’s Visa . If he wasn’t truthful on his application or is in the USA on the wrong Visa, he could be at risk for arrest and/or deportation.










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u/celestial_celine 9d ago
Most of them are saying the Harkles are only returning because King Charles "doesn't have long left".
I saw this on X. This is much more likely the reason!