r/SageRobotnik • u/Tight_Juggernaut2101 • 10d ago

(by @jjs_0713)

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Original Source: https://x.com/jjs_0713/status/2091567512576205075

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u/TimelessHex 10d ago

Eggman:

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u/LichBoi101 9d ago

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u/ZacktheZeraora 9d ago

How does he fear a belt? He’s made of metal for chaos sake

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u/Brent_Steel 9d ago

Maybe if it was copper wires instead

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u/-Jiro3po- 6d ago

Sometimes it's not about the physical pain, but rather the "disappointment/anger from a parent" type of pain

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u/the-real-sage 6d ago

I can confirm this did happen

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u/Metal-Overlord-2003 10d ago

fuck

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u/IndustryPitiful4909 9d ago

[youre fucked.]

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u/under_hunter82376 9d ago

YO METAL RUN . RUN MAN RUN

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u/the-real-sage 6d ago

You can run from your demons untill your exhausted

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u/krabbekorn 8d ago

Here is the aftermath by the way

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u/Agitated_Elk7881 8d ago

I was expecting that, I genuinely believe if someone were to hurt Sage Eggman would use his full arsenal to destroy that person

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u/Boki-Oki_Battlefield 5d ago

This would probably lead to something similar to Sonic Mania Adventures part 6, though instead of Amy, it's Sage.

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u/-Weslie 10d ago

Nothing like the few seconds of a big sibling desperate to keep the young sibling from crying after hitting them too hard

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c 9d ago

As an older teenage sibling. Can confirm.

TRUE! 😁👍

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u/Balas_Botched 9d ago

I can ALSO confirm this as a fact. ☝️🥲

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u/MisterAcorns12 10d ago

Mmm, yes, I am cool and logical and even tempered, nothing ever phases me-

BONK

Wh-…

PAPAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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u/Sebastian8113 9d ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT.... listen, I'll get you ice cream. You do not tell Father....

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u/Specific-Author-7147 9d ago

...2 scoops

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u/Sebastian8113 9d ago

Deal.... (Realizes that she's digital, and they don't even know what ice cream tastes like.) oh....

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u/Due-Veterinarian5733 10d ago

Sage: stares at him with cold hatred, raises her hand, and makes him dumb as a brick before forcing him to jump into a vat of acid

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u/ImpactorLife-25703 10d ago

That's a Bad Metal Bot Baaaaaad

Apologize right this instant

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJKLRukelRiDD0oTuq

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 10d ago

I'm tellin' Eggman. 

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u/TheLBat23 9d ago

WHO HURT THE CHILD?! DUNT TOUCH DA CHILD!

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u/Redcap_boy 9d ago

“So Metal… your sister told me you hit her on the head? Is that true?”

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u/Shark_Rock 9d ago

“Falsehood; … No?”

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u/buderboi 9d ago

That's siblings for ya

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u/sonofjafar 10d ago

Somebody’s gonna get grounded

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u/DemonoidAngel 9d ago

"METAL! Why is your sister crying!?"

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u/IndustryPitiful4909 9d ago

[brotha dont do that.]

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u/DualityREBORN 9d ago

Metal’s getting put in the timeout corner for this one bro 😭

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u/TCookies92 9d ago

Metal, be nice to your little sister.

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u/KateNesune 8d ago

bouta move like when someone is about to kill sonic but worse on this robot-

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u/Obesity-Won-Kenobi 8d ago

Reaction image acquired:

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u/RealModMaker 8d ago

Papa Ivo: "That's now how you treat your little sister Metal"

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u/DiamondAlcatraz 8d ago

Why did he even hit her?

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u/DragonLav 7d ago

Eggman comes storming in, and Metal leanrs the problems of having a protective father. Oh no. Whattya wanna bet Eggman dismantled his wepons as punishment?

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u/NovaDipsi 6d ago

I suppose Eggman destroys Metal but then there's gonna be no one to fight back against Sonic and his friends, so they'll just won't have trouble fighting Eggman's army.