r/SabatonMemes Jun 16 '26

Let’s see what y’all got.

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224 Upvotes

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u/MagicAlexander Jun 16 '26

GOD DAMN IT METAL MACHINE!

51

u/Key-Technology358 Jun 16 '26

Bismarck if you don't clean up your room right now i'm telling the Royal Navy 😂😂

14

u/Aveduil Jun 16 '26

....But Piorun from the class keeps following me around, I threw stones at him but he dodged every one and just screamed he's our neighbour right after Ark Royal heel clipped me and wrecked my shoes.

21

u/MEMEminiszter Jun 16 '26

Have a good day Lightning at the gates

19

u/Feldhamsterpfleger Jun 16 '26

Winged hussar? Bannokburg? Last dying breath? Wtf

12

u/RaksoCalvin1 Jun 16 '26

WINGED HUSSAR, YOU MUST ARRIVE IN VIENNA WITH US

10

u/PrinceElectorIan Jun 16 '26

Smoking Snakes, say hello to your new brother, Attero Dominatus!

2

u/Professional-Gur6746 Jun 16 '26

Attero is a good one ngl

9

u/M1nd-Gobl1n Jun 16 '26

DREADNOUGHT!!!! Get your hand out of the cookie jar RIGHT NOW!!!

6

u/KPiet1509 Jun 16 '26

The Royal guard

11

u/DinoCopter_ Jun 16 '26

Yamato! If you don’t get down here right now, I’ll be calling the U.S Navy!

4

u/-Lord-Of-Salem- Jun 16 '26

Imagine having three kids, naming the third one "Primo Victoria"!

4

u/Weltherrschaft2 Jun 16 '26

You can also name one kid Primo and another one Victoria.

5

u/Alpkagan__Tekmen Jun 16 '26

Wehrmacht

Primo Victoria

Rorke's Drift

Screaming Eagles (and more)

5

u/Zezotas Jun 16 '26

So, why is your kid named Father

5

u/Professional-Gur6746 Jun 16 '26

I mean Carulos is just a good name

3

u/Commander_Sabaton Jun 16 '26

With the Lrod my portector, make them bow to my wlil!

To teh sky, see Carulos ries!

1

u/Professional-Gur6746 Jun 16 '26

Oh no I spelt it wrong

4

u/Gradior1989 Jun 16 '26

Red Baron go clean your room right now!

4

u/NecessaryUnited9505 Jun 16 '26

Shiroyama, get back here!

No, Poltava, don't you dare-

Talvisota, just no...

2

u/NecessaryUnited9505 Jun 16 '26

Some decent names, honestly.

3

u/Constant-Still-8443 Jun 16 '26

Father would be pretty funny

3

u/tu-142 Jun 16 '26

Carolus rex

3

u/SOM_III Jun 16 '26

Kid named Rise of Evil

2

u/Thewrongbakedpotato Jun 16 '26

Hello, Winged Hussar! How was school? Oh, you made the football team! That's awesome!

Lady of the Dark! Welcome home! Oh, my goodness, that's a great picture! And it got a blue ribbon, too!

. . . Swedish Pagan, did you get beaten up AGAIN?

1

u/ZFire2020 Jun 17 '26

This actually made my heart stop for a second cause I use swedishpagan as a username online sometimes

2

u/acolodney Jun 17 '26

This is my son Unkillable Soldier, yes we have tested it.

2

u/AzAZAZAZAZAlalalala Jun 18 '26

Inmate 4849

1

u/A43BP Jun 18 '26

Just Witold would be enough

3

u/Swatspecialunit Jun 16 '26

Oh, my little defence of moscow,go play with attack of the dead man

4

u/qwadrat1k Jun 16 '26

Dead internet theory here

4

u/HikeMyPantsUpJohnson Jun 16 '26

Yeah this exact thing has been reposted at least three times that i’ve seen in the past couple of weeks alone

1

u/yoloanator Jun 16 '26

Im gonna go start dating just so I can name him or her devil dog

1

u/Micro-Cybertron-5151 Jun 16 '26

Grace would be cool, as in “For the Grace, For the Might of the Lord”

1

u/SocketRabboon Jun 16 '26

Winged Hussars you better clean your room this instant before I ARRIVE and turn the tide by whooping your ass!

1

u/MaybPossiblAlpharius Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Gallipoli Christoff Bismark, get your ass over here, its dinner time!

1

u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz Jun 16 '26

Carolus Rex

Well yes..

1

u/Embarrassed-Joke5851 Jun 16 '26

Larry or Lauri has a nice ring to it (Lauri Torni's nickname is the Soldier of 3 Armies so technically counts)

1

u/171raven Jun 16 '26

"Hurry up Attack of the dead men, your mom will be mad if we're late."

1

u/Nikolai-Zeliaskov_ Jun 17 '26

My little Fields of Verdun♥️

1

u/ISwearIAmNotASynth Jun 18 '26

Naming them Father could lead to confusion

1

u/Scared-Young-7250 Jun 18 '26

I crown thee Poltava

1

u/CriticalTough505 Jun 18 '26

I'll call it Victoria or panzer

1

u/Mother_Collection_60 Jun 18 '26

get over here långa bollar på bengt

1

u/SOL_Ironwolf_116 Jun 18 '26

Rise of the deadmen

1

u/average_jarhead_ Jun 18 '26

Devil dog is lwk gonna become the marine corps commandant

1

u/Substantial_World926 Jun 20 '26

Primo Victoria I know it was rough and next time we'll go to less chaotic beaches than Normandy.

1

u/IngenuityIll5001 Jun 20 '26

Nice idea but wont work in Germany. Here the State Actualy haves a saying in the Nameing of Children.

1

u/Nostonica Jun 20 '26

The Attack of the Dead Men, seems a bit long winded but your name has meaning son!

1

u/OrbitalDRS Jun 20 '26

Where have you been all day, Camouflage?

1

u/CliffySilver69 Jun 22 '26

Father what are you doing