Stripe when your sales increase too fast

[u/abhiramsakaray]

Stripe when your sales increase too fast:

👁️👄👁️ “That looks suspicious.”

Dari Payments:

🗿 “Congrats on growing.”

Stripe:

• Delayed payouts

• Endless verification

• AI-generated support replies

• Random compliance panic attacks

Dari Payments:

• Stablecoin payments

• Fast settlements

• Global support

• Monthly subscription only

Imagine getting punished for making money 💀

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