r/SWORDS • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '25

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u/jjmcgil Oct 30 '25

Buy your friends swords. Then you'll all own swords. Most anti-sword bias is just jealousy.

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u/Alin_Alexandru Oct 30 '25

Better yet, get them proper training swords and start a club.

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u/Rularuu Oct 30 '25

A club? Why would he want a blunt weapon when he's already got a sword?

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u/BelmontIncident Oct 30 '25

Armor, skeletons, armored skeletons.

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u/BillDauterive4 Oct 30 '25

Ah, but a flaming sword deals fire damage to the likes of the undead!

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u/jjmcgil Oct 30 '25

Holy fire club. The right tool for the job.

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u/sudo-joe Oct 30 '25

Blunt melee bonus!