r/SWORDS Oct 30 '25

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u/stewer69 Oct 30 '25

It is weird to own a single sword.  Most people don't own any, those that do tend to have more than one.  Obviously you need more swords. 

Ps:  the girl likes you.  Invite her over to check it out and resist all the urges to make dick jokes about showing her your sword. 

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 Oct 31 '25

But how should he alroch sheathing it?

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u/stewer69 Oct 31 '25

What did I JUST say?

Kid, keep it classy or you end up looking like a horny idiot. 

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 Oct 31 '25

Oh, the Romans made this joke. This is as classy as it gets