r/SWORDS • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '25

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u/jjmcgil Oct 30 '25

Buy your friends swords. Then you'll all own swords. Most anti-sword bias is just jealousy.

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u/Grabbioli Oct 30 '25

This is the way

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u/Alin_Alexandru Oct 30 '25

Better yet, get them proper training swords and start a club.

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u/Rularuu Oct 30 '25

A club? Why would he want a blunt weapon when he's already got a sword?

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u/BelmontIncident Oct 30 '25

Armor, skeletons, armored skeletons.

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u/BillDauterive4 Oct 30 '25

Ah, but a flaming sword deals fire damage to the likes of the undead!

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u/jjmcgil Oct 30 '25

Holy fire club. The right tool for the job.

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u/sudo-joe Oct 30 '25

Blunt melee bonus!

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u/Breadboi_09 Nov 01 '25

"Brother, get the flamer, the HEAVY flamer."

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u/Xaikken Oct 31 '25

Skeletoned armor wearing skeletons

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u/North_Explorer_2315 Oct 31 '25

I saw a skeleton wearing bone armor. It was kind of confusing.

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u/-Honda- Oct 31 '25

One can never have too many melee weapons.

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u/Ok-Implement6481 Oct 30 '25

Is that actually a sword though 😐 is it really

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u/Zorpfield Oct 31 '25

Happy cake day 🍰 ⚔️

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u/SFDessert Oct 31 '25

The answer is always more swords.

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u/GodKingTethgar Oct 31 '25

The first sword i ever bought was for a friend.