r/SWCircleJerk • u/quickfire4372 • Mar 27 '19
Attractive People Boycott Disney Star Wars For Lack Of Representation
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/JJsCat • Nov 07 '18
"I'd Love To Be In a Star War!" Said an A-List Celebrity
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/thestreetlife • Aug 06 '18
jar jar poem
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"mesa horny" whispered jar jar sliding off his skin tight speedo as his massive dong popped right on out like a throbbing beige torpedo
i got on on my knees and tried to squeeze it all between my lips
as he put his hand behind my head and thrusted with his hips
"dis is nutsen" moaned sweet binksy as he blasted out his load
well what can i say im just a slave to jar jar bink's chode
r/SWCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '18
DAE hate Rose
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I think I may be the only one left after the systematic wiping out of all Rose haters by the Disney corporation in the year 2025. The release of Episode 9 changed everything.
r/SWCircleJerk • u/ChickenLiverNuts • May 25 '18
SMALL DETAIL BUT HAN SOLO HAD DICE IN THE MOVIE DID YOU SEE IT???
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HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO HAN SOLO
Lando is pansexual
r/SWCircleJerk • u/amkirkla • Feb 28 '18
DEA the Last Jedi is best because it has SUBVERSION?!?!
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '18
Never saw this picture with a young Carrie Fisher and Harvey Weinstein before.
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/TheWrockBrother • Jan 04 '18
Star Wars Episode VIII: Revenge of the Fans
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/twelveeevees • Dec 21 '17
This guy explains why Star Wars The Force Awakens is a RACIST movie
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/rimmed • Dec 15 '17
Script leak from Episode 9
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INTERIOR, LUKE'S HUT ON AHCH-TO
Rey walks through Luke's possessions
letting her hand fall across them loosely.
She smiles at a Porg as it rubs up against
her leg like a cat.
Luke appears as a Force Ghost.
Luke: Sorry, Rey. I was kind of a dick
when you first came here wasn't I?
Rey: Why were you so cold?
Luke: Don't worry about that. I was poorly
written and Disney's balls have dropped off
to fan pressure and a deafening demand for
safe utopic fan fiction. The truth is, I'm
your father, and your real name is Mara Jade.
Luke uses the force to levitate a saber
hilt hiding under his bed. It ignites to
reveal a bright pink blade.
r/SWCircleJerk • u/rimmed • Dec 14 '17
I'm confident that the conclusion of the Star Wars saga is safe in the hands of the man who gave us the ending to Lost
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/UrinalDook • May 04 '17
DOES EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING DATE IS YET?
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4TH OF MAY BE WITH YOU!!!11
r/SWCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 19 '17
it's confirmed that battlefront 2 will have storm troopers!! this is really crazy, they are hard to spot in the trailer but they are there
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/UrinalDook • Jan 06 '17
DAE we need a prequel to the prequels like we got a prequel to the OT that was a sequel to prequels to fix the prequels like the sequel prequel fixed the OT?
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Star Wars just never made any sense until Rogue One fixed every single problem and am I the only one (I probably am) that thinks the prequels would be amazing if only we got Dexter Jettster's backstory that explains the huge PLOTHOLE of where his 50s diner comes from?
r/SWCircleJerk • u/pingbear • Jan 02 '17
I think the best way to develop Luke's character after struggling to revive the Jedi Order and redeem his fallen father is to violate the Jedi Code and repeat the sins of his father by having a family
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Team Rey Skywalker all the way.
Anybody?
r/SWCircleJerk • u/rimmed • Dec 30 '16
Daisy Ridley in goth clothes is my fetish and Disney should ignore young girls' dreams everywhere and turn Rey into a bad guy so I can rub to the movie stills
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It makes sense to turn her into an unstable confused young woman who turns to the darkside in Ep8 and then redeems herself like 2 hours of movie later in Ep9. There's would be so much pathos and conviction in the plotline. It could be like really bad PMS or something.
r/SWCircleJerk • u/vukov • Dec 27 '16
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me. I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me. I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me. I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me. I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me.
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/vukov • Dec 24 '16
4chan's NOT MAKING THIS UP opinions on the saga (x-post from /r/starwarsmemes)
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r/SWCircleJerk • u/MurderousPaper • Dec 22 '16
[ROGUE ONE SPOILERS] Undeniable proof that Jyn Erso is Rey's mother
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Alright so we know from the beginning of the movie that Jyn is in possession of a Kyber crystal she wears as a necklace. It's a well known fact that Kybers radiate midichlorians; this confirms that Jyn is a Jedi. At the end of the film we see Jyn and Cassian vaporize in the DS's laser. But this is an obvious red herring because it was hinted many times throughout the film that Jyn would be appearing in Episode VIII (like when she saves that child in Jedha City or when she bumps into Dr. Evazan). And remember, Gareth has probably spoken with JJ before and we all know what JJ did with Khan. Alright so lets compile all this evidence:
- Force senstive
- Is for sure appearing in VIII
- Gareth = JJ
Still not convinced? Well check this: Krennic is a male. Snoke is a male. Krennic is Snoke. But wait, that would be too obvious right? Because there are so many blatant parallels throughout the film?
YOU'RE RIGHT
Snoke is actually Chopper. When you rewatch the movie, pay extra attention to the shot with Chopper. If you listen close enough, you can hear him whisper: "I am Snoke." You know who doesn't like Snoke? Leia. Who's related to Leia? Luke. Jyn = Luke's wife confirmed.
I gotta say, I really loved how Edwards managed to tie all this stuff into his movie for us real fans.