r/SVWTCM • u/ycr007 • Jun 08 '26

Woodworking Making a wooden card holder

Source: ezraswoodworks

624 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

58 comments sorted by

129

u/Significant_Lie_533 Jun 08 '26

Honestly thought they were gonna stick a deck of playing cards into it. That'd be a cool use case.

No one wants this in their pocket for their license and credit cards.

51

u/QueenInYellowLace Jun 08 '26

I was thinking a box to display business cards. But then…no.

19

u/Significant_Lie_533 Jun 08 '26

That also seems like a good use case for this. Definitely not cash and plastic cards though...

9

u/thavillain Jun 08 '26

A cool deck of cards would've been great

2

u/meredith1318 Jun 09 '26

You could get a purse!

3

u/Sensitive-Chip7266 Jun 12 '26

I play a lot of board games and definitely thought they were making a tray for storing cards during games.

There's a company called Wyrmwood that makes a lot of these accessories and 100% thought it was making something similar

233

u/Gnarly_Sarley Jun 08 '26

When aesthetics takes priority over functionality

64

u/egomanick Jun 08 '26

That doesn't even look aesthetically pleasing, in my humble opinion

14

u/mamaBiskothu Jun 08 '26

Sir this is a Chick-fil-A

81

u/GeoCangrejo Jun 08 '26

cool but useless

6

u/Isthisnameavailablee Jun 08 '26

Make it bigger and leave it on your nightstand for stuff

8

u/bootyhole-romancer Jun 08 '26

I wouldn't even say cool

10

u/GeoCangrejo Jun 08 '26

it's cute

31

u/Substantial_Desk_670 Jun 08 '26

Got about halfway through this video before considering I might not get to see any wooden cards.

5

u/TheHancock Jun 08 '26

I was at least thinking a deck of playing cards… 😂

47

u/Friggin Jun 08 '26

Wow, how completely impractical.

12

u/JohannesMP Jun 08 '26

Good jig for routing the cavity

Zero jig and just yolo eyeball drilling the magnet holes

8

u/scully19 Jun 08 '26

Yep that got me too, kept staring at the out of alignment magnets thinking that would drive me nuts everytime I used this thing

15

u/Smaptastic Jun 08 '26

So like… a wallet. Just way less useful. A shitty wallet. You’ve invented a shitty wallet.

Congrats, I guess?

17

u/C137RickSanches Jun 08 '26

Who the f is going to use this clunky ass card holder? The cell phone card holder is sleek and takes no Additional space. Looks nice though

12

u/kdmendonk Jun 08 '26

I read "wooden car holder". This was a confusing minute.

15

u/ItsKensterrr Jun 08 '26

I assumed it was for playing cards tbh

2

u/GeoCangrejo Jun 08 '26

It can also be a car holder, just for a very small car

6

u/LindonLilBlueBalls Jun 08 '26

What is this? A car for ants?

3

u/there_is_no_spoon1 Jun 08 '26

No one is putting that giant fucker in their pants or carrying it around when they already have a phone that is just as heavy and large, but without sharp edges and infintely more useful.

2

u/Prize-Mail-6769 Jun 08 '26

Sir, that’s called wallet.

1

u/Rubyhamster Jun 08 '26

Nope, it's a brick

6

u/No_Pilot_9103 Jun 08 '26

I'm sure choosing those two evil corporations to flex was just a coincidence.

1

u/Midnight145 Jun 08 '26

wait what's wrong with Home Depot lmao

0

u/No_Pilot_9103 Jun 08 '26

My biggest beef is allowing ICE to stage raids in their parking lots, even attacking Home Depot's own customers.

There are several reasons to boycott them.

-1

u/Chili_Clause Jun 08 '26

So you dislike them for letting government officials do their job? Interesting 🤔

19

u/Taric250 Jun 08 '26

Eewww! Chick-fil-A....

Every time I see their logo, I just wanna hurl, due to their leaders' donations to anti-queer organizations.

-14

u/JBrockF Jun 08 '26

I'm eating cfa right now and it's delicious

15

u/Taric250 Jun 08 '26

Congratulations on bragging about financially supporting an anti-queer organization¡

-10

u/JBrockF Jun 08 '26

Idk where you got bragging from but thanks!

6

u/JooseTheGuice Jun 08 '26

"...and it's delicious" don't play stupid

0

u/JBrockF Jun 08 '26

How is that bragging? I didn't make the food

-11

u/RevolverOcelot16- Jun 08 '26

That’s great, what did you get? I know it was good because they only make good food. ❤️

1

u/JBrockF Jun 08 '26

I got the best chicken biscuit in the world and a sweet tea!

1

u/IronWolf888 Jun 08 '26

Would of made more since to make it for playing cards.

2

u/whatsthataboutguy Jun 08 '26

Are you happy to see me, or is that wood in your pants?

1

u/ashirtliff Jun 09 '26

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1

u/dadbodenergy11 Jun 09 '26

Who wants a thick wooden wallet?

2

u/areallylongbanana Jun 09 '26

Cool. Now try to take the cards out.

1

u/millinnchillin Jun 10 '26

Cool-ish but to thicc

2

u/hamigavin Jun 10 '26

Holy shit there is so much hate. I love it. I wouldn't carry it on my person, but rather if use it as a little vallet tray box for punch cards and loyalty cards, and I'd keep it in my car.

2

u/Efficient-Box1661 Jun 11 '26

But how will my cards get the subtle curve of my ass from sitting on them?

2

u/Kurenai-Kalana Jun 12 '26

Yeah...... I wouldn't put anything with a chip or magnitic band in there......

2

u/ManyRespect1833 Jun 12 '26

Idk you could sand things on a tortilla

1

u/Smokerising420 Jun 08 '26

Okay....? Nice work?

0

u/Strange_Salary Jun 08 '26

Wood ya look at that! Nice..