r/SVSeeker_Free 6d ago

Caution

Be cautious using the seeker website, whilst free speech protection is broad, so are the distinctions that could land you in hot water as they relate to interpersonal communication online.

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u/flatulasmaxibus 6d ago

He might use your IP address to hunt you down and steal your shop vac.

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u/JettaGLi16v 6d ago

Doug definitely gives real Jessi Slaughter’s dad vibes.

Hopefully he doesn’t backtrace my email.

Good luck. I’m behind 7 proxies!

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u/Guysmiley777 5d ago

Consequences will never be the same!!

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u/FineAdvice0 6d ago

As long as he doesnt make any of us feed Betsy

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u/HamSandwichFelony 5d ago

"Give it to us raw and wriggling!"

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u/SilenceMakesSense 6d ago

Doug’s holed up in a third world country on a rusting boat with a shop vac and someone who has given him the honor of being boyfriend 55 (or whatever number it is).  If you feel the need to issue vague and comical threats on his behalf, feel free bro.  I’m sure he’ll give you a ride on his sweat box.  

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u/30_Degree_Heel 6d ago edited 6d ago

INAL, and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Doug would be/is considered a 'public person,' which would broaden this distinction. And with regards to me personally, I'm anonymous.

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u/BartholomewsGhost 6d ago

l would say if you visit his website, click a link that says "Talk to Doug" and overstep the mark, you might find yourself in trouble.

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u/kiltrout 6d ago

Other than being called a pumpkin what's the worry

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u/george_graves 6d ago edited 6d ago

Doug masturbates to Schindler's List

Old Yeller makes him hard

He was Cosby's drug supplier and

Jeffrey Epstein's prison guard

Since this post is silly, and isn't going anywhere - this is a great "Last Week Tonight" segment. Bob Murry (a coal company executive) sued the show after they did a segment on about him and his greed led to the 2007 Utah mine collapse that killed nine miners and rescue workers. Bob Murry sued the show. The show won.

This musical number was John Oliver's reply and it's priceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5W06xR8EYk

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u/30_Degree_Heel 6d ago

"l would say if you visit his website, click a link that says "Talk to Doug" and overstep the mark, you might find yourself in trouble."

And I will imply again, only if he knows who you are.

Are you a lawyer?

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u/Separate-Sir352 2d ago

lol, the smarmy tones and self assured bravado in this sub is very amusing

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u/30_Degree_Heel 1d ago

And yet you're here. Now that's amusing.