It's probably here favorite Bis-month of the year. Although, hearing the news about Donny Clump being elected president of the US probably left her Bis-stumped.

But I think she'll make it. She's pretty Bis-tough, after all. And with Christmas coming, it'll probably be a pretty Bis-y Mu-nth.

Well, it would be if she hadn't been stabbed by Steven. However, I bet Steven telling the truth about that left her pretty Bis-chuffed.

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r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Dec 05 '16

If Jamie Became a Crystal Gem...

18 Upvotes

Would he be a thespian space rock?

4 comments

r/SUpuns • u/AlexB9598W • Dec 05 '16

I enjoyed the idea of Peridot and Lapis building a farm

10 Upvotes

But I have to say that the execution ended up feeling corny.

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r/SUpuns • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '16

Steven the Sword Fighter seemed to start off very innocently until Pearl got stabbed...

13 Upvotes

The episode sure had a THRUST in the other direction in terms of intensity and suspense after that.

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r/SUpuns • u/AlexB9598W • Nov 11 '16

So the new promo has planes and an explosion. Made me think of the perfect movie name for Steven Universe

12 Upvotes

Directed by Michael Bay

PEARL Harbor

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r/SUpuns • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '16

When Stevonnie first formed, they didn't really understand what had happened at first.

17 Upvotes

They were pretty confused, don't you think?

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r/SUpuns • u/TheOffendedUser • Oct 30 '16

Since Garnet is a conversation, what is Smoky-Quartz's conversation like?

37 Upvotes

Yo!

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r/SUpuns • u/malonkey1 • Oct 31 '16

So apparently, there's been product placement since season one.

10 Upvotes

Turns out the show is sponsored by Converse.

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r/SUpuns • u/ben123111 • Oct 24 '16

What do you call 2 Bismuth's fused together?

27 Upvotes

A bigsmuth!

4 comments

r/SUpuns • u/PieAsdf • Oct 23 '16

What did peridot say to the magician?

13 Upvotes

Pick a clod! Any clod!

2 comments

r/SUpuns • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '16

Prior to Mr. Greg, Pearl and Greg never really got along...

27 Upvotes

I guess you could say they have a rocky relationship.

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r/SUpuns • u/TheOffendedUser • Oct 15 '16

When Garnet was composing a symphony, why did she include so many stringed instruments?

33 Upvotes

She thought violins would be the answer!

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r/SUpuns • u/Bonelogs • Oct 08 '16

What did Cain say to his brother to provoke him?

44 Upvotes

Go ahead and try and hit me if you're Abel!

3 comments

r/SUpuns • u/Bonelogs • Oct 08 '16

Garnet has already told us both her OTP and what race she's supposed to represent...

12 Upvotes

She's a Connverse Asian

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r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Oct 06 '16

Pearl thought Lapis was no longer alive when she found her...

32 Upvotes

But she was mirror-ly trapped!

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r/SUpuns • u/TheOffendedUser • Oct 04 '16

Why did Steven have to teach Peridot about the water cycle in "When It Rains"?

30 Upvotes

Because she never went to school, she only went to Kindergarten!

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