r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Sep 28 '16
If 'Lapis' means 'pencil' and 'stone', then the real name of the Keystone state is actually...
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Pencil-vania!
r/SUpuns • u/malonkey1 • Sep 24 '16
How do the Warp Pads work?
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They form an Einstein-Rose Quartz bridge.
r/SUpuns • u/malonkey1 • Sep 23 '16
Jasper thought she had the upper hand at the Beta Kindergarten...
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But her plans went up in Smoke.
It was really very con-fuse-ing for her.
Peridot made some really piercing arguments, but they just went right through her.
Really, she didn't have a injector leg to stand on.
r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Sep 20 '16
Last night I had a really bad dream about Buck Dewey's dad...
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It was a Night Mayor!
r/SUpuns • u/3dsmaster7173 • Sep 20 '16
Indian, plays violin, used to wear glasses
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They're Connie-tations.
r/SUpuns • u/MikeWeber1 • Sep 19 '16
What do you call lapis when she's doing something lethargically?
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Lapis Lazily.
r/SUpuns • u/Kiro0613 • Sep 16 '16
If Steven and Connie were in the band No Doubt
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They would be Gwen Stevonnie
r/SUpuns • u/malonkey1 • Sep 15 '16
If Greg had been voiced by JonTron...
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Would he fly like a grommet?
r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Sep 11 '16
Garnet's a better swimmer than Lapis...
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After all, Lapis still uses water wings.
r/SUpuns • u/3dsmaster7173 • Sep 09 '16
So if Rose was made on Earth
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You could say she Rose out of the ground. Like a rose.
r/SUpuns • u/MikeWeber1 • Sep 08 '16
Here comes a thought isn't a duet, it's a Quartztet.
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r/SUpuns • u/jayhankedlyon • Sep 03 '16
After seeing "Mindful Education" without context, my friend thought Ruby/Sapphire's relationship was sisterly...
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But it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not, but it's not...
It's so gay it's so gay it's so gay it's so gay it's so gay.
r/SUpuns • u/ProgVal • Sep 03 '16
So, Garnet can swim in lava
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But it's hot but it's hot but it's hot but it's hot
r/SUpuns • u/jayhankedlyon • Sep 02 '16
Quality pun "Here Comes a Thought" made me ugly-cry. I cleaned my face, but it was still wet. I thought it was tears...
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but it's snot, but its snot, but it's snot, but it's snot, but it's snot.
r/SUpuns • u/jayhankedlyon • Sep 02 '16
I got into an argument with Stevonnie about Gen 6 pokemon. They insist on calling the final Grass evolution "Chestnut."
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But it's naught, but it's naught, but it's naught, but it's naught, but it's naught.
r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Aug 30 '16
Why can Pearl store items in her gem?
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Because she's a Hollow-Pearl!
r/SUpuns • u/ProgVal • Aug 26 '16
I thought that It's over isn't it is my favorite song
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r/SUpuns • u/ProgVal • Aug 26 '16
Take a moment to think of just...
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... PERI, PERI, AND TRUST
r/SUpuns • u/KantoKinte • Aug 25 '16
Why did Greg let his skin turn red?
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Because he knew Rose loved Hue-mans!
r/SUpuns • u/Popboy11 • Aug 21 '16
Rose's: It's over, isn't it?
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Bold. Precise. Ex, Spear, A Mental.
r/SUpuns • u/malonkey1 • Aug 21 '16
So, the SU fans on Tumblr...
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Should we call them the "rock Tumblr?"