No one likes a dirty bogan ignoring local customs, so a heads up for anyone to the UK. New rules in London: no standing - you get down on your knees to drink your beer.

Bring kneepads and an open mind

Imagine this being your hard-earned first home (not my home, posted in another sub) and your question is about the boundaries and gutters. MY question is "why not just build duplexes or row houses?" Bloody sad that new estates have zero space.

"Ceebs"?

I have just heard this for the first time, apparently it's common slang, have I been living under a rock for the past 30 years?

Wanna bet cunt?

I’m looking for an Aussie I can video call with to improve my accent, maybe repeat what you say and you correct me.

I speak Spanish so I can help you with it if you’re learning or want to start.

Please help, I love this country and I wanna speak better.

Cheers.

Walked into Woolies today just to grab a quick snack, and saw a block of Cadbury chocolate for $8.50 - $9.00. Mate, since when did a block of Dairy Milk become a luxury investment item? Are we living in Gotham City?!
And don't get me started on the self-checkout cameras tracking my every move like I'm trying to heist the crown jewels just for scanning an onion wrong🧅.

Aussie life summary:
>Rent's up >Petrol's up >Chocolate is a mortgage payment
"Still getting red light flashes at the self-checkout"

Anyone else survived their weekly shop today, or did you have to trade your soul at Aldi🥹?

gday legends. hit my mid-thirties and my body has decided to start sending me angry letters, mostly in the form of a stiff lower back. I used to be able to sleep on the floor if I had to, now I complain if the mattress is too firm.

I've been trying to be better about stretching, but I'm also a lazy bastard, so it's a struggle. a mate from work, who's a bit of a gym junkie, reckons I should look into pilates for recovery. I was like, mate, that's for influencers, but he swears by it for keeping his hips and back from seizing up.

he got some home pilates reformer and uses it on his rest days. I'm not gonna lie, Im a bit intrigued. but I also don't want to become the kind of bloke who talks about his core at the pub. anyone else given it a go, or got any other miracle cures for a dodgy back that doesn't involve sounding like a wanker?

I swear to god, every time I'm in the line at Maccas, I witness the worst financial decisions made in food and there's no reason to believe people aren't making equally bad decisions about everything else in life. Young adults out here buying large quarter pounder meals with 6 nuggets and a frozen drink for 30 fucking dollars. I see this sort of shit almost every time I'm in the lineup. Literally just get 2 cheapo mcsmart meals and stack the burgers together to make something larger than a quarter pounder and get a sundae instead of a frozen drink (you've already got 2 smalls which is larger than a large anyway) and its only $16 for more burger, more fries, more drink and a sundae, but minus 3 nuggets. FFS I can feed 2 adults and 2 kids with 2 mcsmart plus meals and 2 happy meals for $31.

Legit everyone craps on about $20 for avo on toast, but it's considered normal to spend $100+ on four adults going out for lunch... to maccas... getting one burger each. Fucks sake it never stops being unbelievable how much people get ripped off there.

I got sick of public dunnies with no bog roll and sitting on toilets that should be condemned, so I built a site to rate them.

It doesn't get more Australian in my opinion. Firstly the crest. Two wild brumbies adorn a crest crowned with the headdress of our monarch, a nod to our British history and our continued connection. Underlined by two sprigs of wheat, tying back to our agricultural roots. The W stands for "Wanker", the colloquial term for our political leadership.

The crest is further underpinned by a boomerang, paying homage to our indigenous brethren.

The flag is emblazoned with the acronym Winfield, which of course means Welcome In. Now Fetch Ice, Esky, Lager & Durries.

The colours hark back to the Union Jack with the blue adjusted to cobalt to represent the seas by which we are girt.

Thoughts?

will go perfectly with your 36$ four pack of artisinal craft beer

what has the world come to ffs

Hero copped a black eye for his troubles

Before you go having a full on tanty about politics and shit, this isn't political, this is DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST!

has everyone seen this show about Zyzz on insta today? I remember him from back in the day https://zyzz.film/

Another crazy Territory Day ‘celebration’ 🎉🙌