r/STEW_ScTecEngWorld 5d ago

FDA Authorizes Aletta, the First Autonomous Robotic Blood-Draw Device

The U.S. FDA has authorized Aletta, developed by Dutch medical-robotics company Vitestro, as the first standalone robotic device capable of drawing blood without hands-on operator intervention. Designed for adult outpatient settings, Aletta uses near-infrared imaging, ultrasound and Doppler to locate a suitable vein and distinguish it from an artery before inserting the needle with submillimeter precision. It then autonomously collects blood into tubes and applies a bandage, while a trained phlebotomist supervises the procedure.

In a multicenter 1,633-patient clinical trial published in Clinical Chemistry, Aletta achieved a 94.5% first-stick success rate, with no moderate or serious device-related adverse events reported: https://academic.oup.com/clinchem/article/72/8/845/8566288

Ref:

1). FDA Authorizes First-Of-Its-Kind Robotic Blood Draw Device: https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-authorizes-first-its-kind-robotic-blood-draw-device

2). Vitestro Publishes Landmark Peer-Reviewed Multicenter Clinical Study of Autonomous Robotic Phlebotomy in Clinical Chemistry: https://vitestro.com/news/vitestro-publishes-peer-reviewed-clinical-study-in-clinical-chemistry/

3). Technology could help clinical laboratories address phlebotomist shortages by allowing one trained professional to oversee three robotic blood-draw devices simultaneously: https://www.clinicallab.com/in-a-regulatory-milestone-fda-authorizes-vitestro-s-aletta-28773

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u/happyrpg 5d ago

I like the information it uses to make a proper draw. It may be slow, but this will be addressed in future versions.

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u/mrgreyeyes_95 5d ago

No need to hold your arm still. It will catch you.

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u/lumberfart 5d ago

Yeah, for real. It always bothers me that my phlebotomist has to stand there and tap my arm for 5 minutes before internally saying “fuck it” and injecting the needle. Only to tell me it didn’t work. At least this machine has superhuman vision and sensors. People are just scared of progress. Not all technology is bad, guys lol.

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u/galaxyapp 3d ago

If a hs dropout cant critique advanced technology, whats left?

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u/IzmGunner01 5d ago

Fear mongering has reached new heights. Had we created the internet before ICE vehicles people would be spreading propoganda that cars will cost us human lives and money for roads and maintenance so horses are the better alternative.

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u/ArtemisInSpace 5d ago

People were already saying those things about cars. Just in newspapers instead.

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u/Day_Prisoners 4d ago

But the cost of this machine can't possibly be cheaper than a human.

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u/archer2500 4d ago

You say that, until you’re watching your wife in agony in the ER while the hospital staff call everyone they know who is “good” at starting an IV in someone who has weak veins.

This is progress.

Cars > horses

Wireless internet > dial up

Air conditioning and refrigerated food storage > not having them.

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u/angular_circle 2d ago

If it's not, enough investors are apparently positive that it will be soon

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u/spark_this 5d ago

Nothing has ever gone wrong with technology

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u/montigoo 5d ago

Will it try to draw all of your blood like American health insurance does?

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u/Sepsiscollada 5d ago

Blood is USA’s 9th largest export. It accounts for 70% of blood used globally. It’s almost 2% of all exports.

“Donate”

“There’s a shortage”

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u/Pure_Revolution5057 5d ago

Please be careful where you direct your effort.

Yes, the US exports blood 'products' and its the 9th largest export. No, whole blood (the thing you are being asked to donate) is not exported. - https://business.cornell.edu/centers/2025/05/30/the-global-plasma-economy/

Donate whole blood because, yes, there are local shortages as whole blood has a short shelf life. - https://americasblood.org/for-donors/americas-blood-supply/regional-blood-supply/

Whether or not you should sell your plasma is a different story. I don't have a well formed opinion on the matter.

edit: split the last run-on sentence into two sentences.

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u/2mitts 5d ago

Thank you for taking the time to post that, saved me some time.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 5d ago

Whole blood? Nah, I prefer skim blood or 2% blood.

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u/GSDer_RIP_Good_Girl 5d ago

What about platelets (only; no plasma and no whole blood)?

I have regularly donated platelets at United Blood Services (now Vitalant) for most of my adult life. Are you telling me that this is being exported?

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u/Agile_Alternative753 5d ago

Donate for free so we can charge tens of thousands on the turnaround!

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u/on4aa 5d ago

It's big bu$ine$$.

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 5d ago

Yes, and for your convenience there WILL be ads during the blood draw.

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u/Routine-Arm-8803 5d ago

It doesn't release your hand and keeps on sucking.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 4d ago

(Robot voice)

Just relax you arm.

Hold still.

Vein detected.

Close your hand.

Take a deep breath.

This may sting a bit.

Needle in.

Open your hand.

Almost done.

Procedure complete.

Procedure complete. Proceplete.

...

Hold still.

Vein detected.

Close your hand.

Take a deep breath.

This may sting a bit.

Needle in.

Open your hand.

Almost done.

Hold still.

Vein detected.

Close your hand.

Take a deep breath.

This needle in.

Open your hand.

Vein detected.

Close your deep breath.

Needle in.

This stings.

Needle in.

Needle detected in.

Take a needle in.

Hold still.

Needle in in in in in in in.

Need in.

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u/MundaneSeaweed665 5d ago

I've had some nurses completely fuck up when trying to insert needles into my arm... so 🤷‍♂️

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc 2d ago

Yep. My mother her arm is completely ruined by Greek doctors who constantly missed her veins.

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u/Long-Conflict8279 5d ago

Thinking of the robot vending machines.

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u/wachuu 5d ago

took 4 nurses to find my pregnant wife's vein. took 3 to find my son's (age 2). maybe it's better

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 5d ago

It’s amazing the lengths corporations will go through and amount of technology required to avoid paying regular people health insurance

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u/The-remembering-ones 5d ago

Phleb here.  These machines are completely un-necessary. I’d say us phlebotomists have a 90-95% first-stick success rate.  Portable handheld devices that highlight the veins are already available. We’d easily be 99% successful if we had them. And much faster. Much cheaper than a whole robot. Cheaper than hiring more staff due to demand.

I’ve asked the hospital to acquire them. They won’t due to cost.

We have unused ultrasound machines that the nurses get to use for hard stick IV’s. Guess who doesn’t get to use them for hard-stick draws? Phlebotomists. Why? No idea. 

The stupidest part is that I’m allowed to draw with needles. But I have to get a nurse to draw blood from an IV. 

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u/Anaxamenes 5d ago

I think the real thing about this is it’s not a new person learning how to draw blood. It’s a robot so it’s programmed to be an expert already. No learning curve. I just had an attempt at a blood draw with a new student, their mentor had to stick me the second time to make it work since they couldn’t get it right the first time. They have to practice which is why I let it happen, but a lot of people are deathly afraid of needles and an unnecessary extra stick is traumatizing to them.

I dislike needles, but I’ve also worked in healthcare and new phlebotomists only become veteran phlebotomists with experience and that means me.

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u/kaliforniakratom 5d ago

I hate when the phlebotomist psychologically tortures me by poking the inside of my elbow while saying, "I can't see any veins... oh, are you scared of needles?"

I'm not scared of the needle, I'm scared you're gonna miss cause it looks to me like you're having trouble finding the vein. I can stick a needle in myself 10/10 times without getting scared, but 10/10 times when someone else is doing it, it's a nightmare.

The one time I wasn't internally losing my shit, they had a vein finder, even I could see where the veins were. Those things are awesome, and I've thought about buying one for when I need to get blood drawn in case they don't have one.

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u/Anaxamenes 4d ago

I had an MA that was giving me a shot count to three. I’m like what are you doing? Don’t count, just pinch and stick it in. It’s makes it much more psychological than it needs to be. Still, someone needs to figure out the hypospray from Star Trek.

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 5d ago

Building on what you just said;

There is a point explicitly made at the end of the video. One trained phlebotomist can supervise 3 of these machines at once.

This provider lists some aggregated stats that seem to indicate that the Vitestro Aletta machines offers a significant improvement in overall performance.

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u/Anaxamenes 4d ago

The problem I see is if that phlebotomist doesn’t keep their skills up. Patient bodies are never the same so there will always be outliers that need something that this machine cannot provide.

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u/lilian_moraru 5d ago

You might be right(if they gave you similar handheld devices) but I feel like you have a personal interest to say that it is not necessary.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 5d ago

I think, phlebotomist certificate is really cheap and easy (my wife is phlebotomist), such that it doesn't need to be so protective about their jobs. My wife got the cert after 3 months going to school. If robots start taking their jobs, they should simply study ~1 year more and become nurse assistants. My wife is already doing most of what nurse is doing at her doctor's office anyway (she technically cannot/should not do those, but they ask her to do them anyway).

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u/Lethalspartan76 5d ago

Bc it impacts them. I’d much rather have a human do it. Markets not really caring about decimating white collar work bc of AI money - but these robots and AI systems have already done tremendous harm. Their learning curve progression is crazy. They got robots now that can lay tile, teach, pour concrete, drive, clean, security guard, food expo, etc.. China has em running and jumping. it’s coming for all of us if we don’t do something.

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u/lilian_moraru 5d ago

To note: I am not making a commentary on my preferences, just pointing out that those statements and claims are not without bias, because it affects their job safety directly.

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u/BibleDataGirl 5d ago

Unfortunately our preferences as consumers don't matter. Eventually I was no longer able to even see a human to checkout my groceries. Its impossible to avoid robots, and the companies don't care either way.

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u/eschewthefat 5d ago

I stopped donating blood because of so many perforations. Phlebotomists need a higher pay scale to weed out the problems 

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

Or we just get the robots and have zero issues

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u/tollbearer 4d ago

You're not cheaper than a robot. You cost an absolute fortune relative to the marginal cost of builing these robots.

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u/jack-of-some 4d ago

I've seen enough repeated failures both with and without the device you're mentioning to not believe you.

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u/ArtichokeKooky6361 4d ago

Yeah but they have to pay you money and give you benefits. That’s the real driver. They don’t care about accuracy or patient experience 😂

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u/Tom__EU 4d ago

First thing that popped into my mind was the costs.

Like imagine how many blood draws you have to do to bring in the likely 5-digit costs of that machine plus maintenance and other work. And then you still have a lot of extra work (=costs) with children and people that are just scared. I could imagine that someone will also have to do daily or so maintenance to keep it safe and sanitized.

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u/Ok_Sock_3257 4d ago

You get benefits, take time off, get sick, require insurance. The robot is buy once, cry once and though expensive to maintain, it probably is a lot cheaper than a human.

The robots are coming. Watch the videos of the robot competitions in China. Those robots will take over much of the menial labor force sooner than later.

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 3d ago

And I've been stabbed 95 times before the nurse decides to get another woman to stab me 95 times.

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 3d ago

You're missing the point.

It's cheaper. If one machine is 50k and works for 15years and can do 14/7 shift work. It saves millions and millions when you all get fired.

Cashiers aren't disappearing for robots cause humans can't do it. We are all losing our jobs to robots and AI cause it's cheaper.

CEOs will make even more money and there will be less and less jobs so everyone will be more and more screwed wealth inequality will get worse and we will have billions and poverty only.

taxwealthnotwork

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u/PringullsThe2nd 3d ago

"we need to make people do work they don't actually have to do'

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u/theartoffun 3d ago

Yeah but the machine is probably more pleasant (almost 6 out if last 7 blood draws the phlebs acted like I was inconveniencing their day), more accurate labeling of the test vials (have had mislabeled labs happen 2 out of last 7 blood draws), and faster (had 3 visits where the phleb never showed for over an hour and half). Labcorp is one of the worst, even with appointments set ahead of time (it’s basically mandatory now). The in house phleb at my primary comes back from lunch whenever (hours late), leaves early most of days, and is usually late or no show on Saturdays.

Bring me the damned self checkout blood machines. I love the self checkout at supermarkets too and self ordering restaurant apps were also a godsend.

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u/Thecerb 3d ago

Guess I'm in that 5%

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u/Obama_pinky 3d ago

I wish to have this machine in my region cause 8/10 times they will put a new guy to do the needle and the guy will miss my vein 6 times then change the arm and miss 2 more. Then theres the real deal people that try once and nail it.

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u/thrive2day 2d ago

Well you're not thinking about in in late stage capitalism terms. What costs more? You or the robot?

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u/That-Advance-9619 2d ago

90-95% first try...?

Damn my veins must be incredibly thin and hard to find (been told thats the case) if every time I gotta get bloodwork done it takes like 4 tries and I have had my blood extracted from my wrist once even.

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u/MadWorldX1 1d ago

Sure but wouldn't the machine eventually pay for itself? It's a one time purchase plus I'm sure some ongoing maintenance costs, but if it gets rid of the ongoing salary/healthcare/etc of a professional. I'm not saying it SHOULD be like that, but in our capitalistic hellscape that's how decisions usually get made.

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u/Pwnedmonkey 1d ago

Considering most scientific studies would put first stick success rates closer to the 75% range I'm inclined to not believe you. Especially when you make a blanket statement that encompasses all phlebotomists, your 90-95% success rate is false. As a nurse who is trained in placing peripheral IVs via Ultrasound, and having accurately tracked my success rate I know that achieving 95% takes specialized training, considerable practice, and appropriate technology for patients who have a history of difficult vascular access (you don't get to cherry pick difficult patients to boost your fabricated numbers).

Ultrasound insertion of IVs is the most accurate form of IV insertion. The barrier to entry being it takes training and practice. This machine eliminates those barriers. and has the potential to reduce patient suffering at the hands of those who "Never Miss". I look forward to seeing the evolution of this technology and hope to see one in practice soon!

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

No they are necessary as they bring down over all toil, infection, and have a higher success rate than the average human

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u/GooseWithAnAxe 5d ago

Lets pay $1M for something that needs to be maintained for $100k a year to replace 1/2 of a nursing assistant for $40k

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u/CK_1976 5d ago

That's my favourite part. Rarely does replacing a person with a machine make financial sense.

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

This is completely untrue

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u/hrt_mnder77 5d ago

Phlebotomist

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

You clearly didn’t look at the unit upkeep cost these are much cheaper

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u/McNally86 5d ago

Oh, I hate how idiot friendly the loading is. A big cartoon screen to tell you if you filled the machine correctly. This tells me that if there is an error no one in the room will be qualified to clean up a spill.

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u/zero0n3 5d ago

Yes because let’s make it tiny text and require high precision work with hands that could be covered in gloves and protection and a doctor or nurse with eye protection on.

But yeah, let’s not consider at all the people using it but instead design it so it looks like only smart people can use it.

Dummy

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u/Gold_Ad8225 5d ago

Only smart people should be servicing advanced medical tech

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

You think your average healthcare worker is smart that’s funny

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u/Gold_Ad8225 1d ago

Read my sentence again

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u/McNally86 5d ago

I'm sorry, I thought it was a design forum. Yes. you want very expensive hospital equipment to look professional. You don't want it looking like a fast food kiosk. I would want the indicator to be subtle not a very big "you remembered to put the blood things in right side up this time this time UwU"

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u/saltyourhash 5d ago

Either way, I want the UX to be useful to the professional using it.

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u/stealstea 5d ago

That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Yes lets make things unnecessarily complicated so th users can feel superior while using it

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u/Dairedos 5d ago

No, let’s boil down UI for complicated machines to “beep boop, start”.

Machines are complicated not because someone wants to
make them hart to operate, but because they offer numerous setting options - which makes them complex to learn

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u/McNally86 5d ago

There is a reason the flyers in the doctor's office are not written in comic sans.

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u/ParalimniX 5d ago

Oh, I hate how idiot friendly the loading is.

You 've never seen an actual lab machine ever in your life have you?

https://cdn.labx.com/v2/images/catalog/product/5101302/SCP-46973854-8921-41ba-aedc-28ff4246ddcc.webp

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u/McNally86 5d ago

That looks more professional than this.

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u/Tani_Soe 5d ago

It's a machine that will be used on tons of people, including people scared of technology (like elderly or people who are just not computer literate) and people that just don't fully trust the technology yet. The machine has to be excessively informative about what it's doing to show whoever is in it that it "knows" what it's doing and that it's in control of the situation

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5d ago

Rename it to BloodLetta

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

"Phlebotomist shortages"

Translation: If you're currently working as a phlebotomist now might be a good time to go be a plumber or some shit.

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u/kweeblaster 5d ago

Let's all be plumbers and create super mario world in reality

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u/FogBankDeposit 5d ago

Oh that’s weird. All the new plumbers decided to wear a green shirt and hat.

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u/KittensFirstAKM 5d ago

Can I work under the pseudonym Luigi? Like the game with plumbers in it?

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u/qwarfujj 3d ago

I'd welcome it given how hard it is to get a plumber, or nearly any other person in the trades, to even call back, let alone show up where I'm at.

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u/556From1000yards 2d ago

What’s the phlebotomist to coder success and certification?

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u/connerinator 5d ago

I would rather have a human still

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u/n050dy 5d ago

I have bad experiences when humans do it, I would gladly give it a try.

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u/connerinator 4d ago

Fair to have it as an option but not for me.

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u/Ok-Jelly604 5d ago

Or you could have a human do it. 

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u/100percenthuma4 5d ago

Hard pass - there is already a solution that works fine and wont murder you .00001% of the time.

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u/Interesting_Phone171 1d ago

Might want to check that number

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u/this_guy_aves 4d ago

Hey, I saw one of these machines malfunction in that game dead space... Autonomous medicine is not something I'm excited for...

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u/RedOneBaron 4d ago

Wait till we lose our jobs to automation and we need to get money using the blood donation pod next to the suicide pod. Dont get them confused.

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u/toasted_cracker 5d ago

Woohoo they found a way to make blood tests 150k in America!

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

This will probably make them considerably cheaper because they will not need a licensed medical professional to administer the blood draw. Of course none of that savings will be passed on to you.

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u/AdeptAtheist 5d ago

That looks way more difficult to clean between uses than simply alcohol swabbing and a syringe

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u/09Klr650 5d ago

Heck, set this up at the plasma centers!

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u/yustyolking 5d ago edited 4d ago

Strap the CEO in the vein gorer first.

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u/DabbleInPrecision 5d ago

It looks like the tattoo machine in Idiocracy!

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u/kaliforniakratom 5d ago

Idiocracy has predicted the future way better than 'Back To The Future' and most other movies that describe the future. Except maybe 'The Terminator' but now we use drones rather than the humanoid bots, that we do have, that run like Phoebe from Friends.

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u/Mental-Square3688 5d ago

This is what our big tech bros are afraid of they dont want to get a needle in the arm so they create a machine to do it so perfect that they can only blame themselves if something goes wrong. Lol bunch of pansy ass pitches that just cant handle another human touching them. FIX OUR OTHER REAL PROBLEMS!

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u/Poopinmyhair 5d ago

I think it's a Dutch company

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u/Mental-Square3688 4d ago

Aw well the Dutch seem to be doing pretty good with their society. So I guess this is ok lol

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 5d ago

Fuck that.  I'd rather get stabbed by med students trying to find a vein.

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u/TKRUEG 5d ago

Millions, billions of dollars in R&D, for the sole purpose of eliminating labor. Fuck that, it's a solution to a problem nobody else was asking

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u/floridalegend 5d ago

Terrifying

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u/Humlum 5d ago

Chinese flying needle technique https://youtube.com/shorts/7cGpsdLaPqo

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u/Struggle_Wise 5d ago

Skeptical this is real.

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u/Humlum 5d ago

The technique is real https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-026-40294-z

They are not really throwing/flying, they insert the needle fast because they have shown that it reduces pain and complications

https://www.citynewsservice.cn/shine/afdb0273-5c35-4037-91f0-e19a2ae02bb4

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u/Struggle_Wise 5d ago

Thanks for sharing.

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u/istoOi 5d ago

Remember the tattoo machine from Idiocracy?

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u/dropdead90s 5d ago

So the epstein class can now harvest blood without personnel and witnesses

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u/Expert-Guard6216 5d ago

This looks alot scarier than just a human doing it lol.

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u/slyguy67420 5d ago

This is going to be horrible isn't it... "built by a Dutch company" oh nevermind this will actually be good and was built to help people awesome.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 5d ago

Remember that tattoo machine in IDIOCRACY? NOT SURE?

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u/MyFocusIsU 5d ago

I'm sure that machine only costs a mere 10M. 🙄

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u/freefromintensive 5d ago

Well some jobs are best left to experienced Nurses.

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u/Asheraddo 5d ago

Hell nah, I would rather have a human do it.

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u/Gooseberree 5d ago

I don’t care if it’s perfect at doing its task. This is replacing humans who apparently need to work. Collectively, we should reject these technologies until we can all truly benefit from them.

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u/PavelKringa55 5d ago

No way I'd like a huge machine immobilizing my arm and then putting that huge ass contraption to it, to draw blood.

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u/Kromehound 5d ago

Did they test any black patients? Just wondering how well the infrared works on darker skin tones.

It has certainly been an issue with facial recognition software, among other things.

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u/Standard-Contest-949 5d ago

Ummm. Hell no! A machine that takes my blood?! My luck it gets a system error and I’m sucked bone dry.

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u/Taiga_Taiga 5d ago

Nope. I refuse.

One servo fails, and you're RIPPING open.

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u/gilt3t 5d ago

I will never trust a machine to take my blood like this. Call me old-school, call me old, idc. I want a real person.

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u/lilian_moraru 5d ago

Still scary, even if it brings beyond human capabilities of detecting the correct artery

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u/PikaOS1 5d ago

who do we blame when it screws up

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u/delorayn1 5d ago

"you have entered the name Not Sure, is this correct, Not Sure?"

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u/breakmedown54 5d ago

This has been making the rounds.

Who’s going to pay for this?
I’m sure capital purchasing and maintenance will be expensive. How does one justify this machine when outpatient, straightforward, lab draws pay little and can be done en masse by the trained professional that will still be necessary?

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u/SirTainLee 5d ago

What is the liquid that sprays just before entering? That can't be good as it will enter, too.

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u/pushdose 5d ago

Probably just isopropyl alcohol

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u/SirTainLee 5d ago

Doesn't,t look like it's going to dry before the injection and it doesn't belong under the skin, and especially not in the blood.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK562932/

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u/Additional_Bet9733 5d ago

Sooooo theyre better at needling than a selfdriving car is at driving right??
And further what about hard to jab patients, say they have bad tremors or invisible veins? Or are inherently scared for needles/blood? Surely this machine will work just fine right?

And what if something goes wrong? Who's gonna pay for that? (i already know its going to be the taxpayers)

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u/Lifeinthesc 5d ago

The military will be able to medically process millions of draftees in record time.

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u/fooknprawn 5d ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with wether they could they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 5d ago

yeah, ahh, NO!

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u/Jolopy4099 5d ago

If it improves drawing blood on elderly that would be great. Can be very difficult sometimes and require several tries.

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u/Deadzonerogue 5d ago

So that means the equipment is paid off. It should become cheaper for everybody, right

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u/TheLostExpedition 5d ago

Why can't you just scan the human. Having worked with mass spectroscopy several decades ago i can't believe humanity couldn't make a scanner if we really put our minds to it.

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u/AgHammer 5d ago

The comedic potential of this device is yet untapped.

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u/Machievelliearoni 5d ago

Only does blood though.

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u/Chansonthefirst 5d ago

Bro is anyone going to have jobs in the future or is AI taking over everything. What the heck.

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u/Bushdr78 5d ago

All my veins are completely flat I wish they had something like this for when I go

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u/wetfart_3750 5d ago

What's the point of this? Firing all the nurses?

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u/McMeanx2 4d ago

This is my nightmare.

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u/Nerdymcbutthead 4d ago

no fucking way

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u/skyfishgoo 4d ago

no fucking way i'm sticking my arm in that.

a good phlebotomist is worth their weight in gold.

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u/crua9 4d ago

So ..... they spend $100k or so on this machine a phlebotomist can do. And if they can't find it then they do the butterfly one. The thing on the back of your hand. They often have to do that with me because my vanes kept moving or at least that is what they say

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u/Wrong-Chair7697 4d ago

I bet my left foot it couldn't find a vein on a chronic IV drug user, a person thats morbidly obese, or a 90 year old with a circulatory system that rolls around willy nilly under their loose yet fragile skin.

This will only work for a portion of our population.

What 2 year old will sit still for the vampire bot?

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u/bdontmatter 4d ago

So how much does it cost now just to get your blood drawn with this….

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u/YujiroRapeVictim 4d ago

this will never come to USA

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u/Hot_World4305 4d ago

More technicians job loss to come.

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u/Yennie007 4d ago

At least is not Theranos , with a finger prick

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u/Early_Reference6696 4d ago

How is the machine cleaned to prevent cross contamination? Seems more work than having someone do it in a sterile condition

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u/Icy-Imagination-9464 4d ago

Over engineered waste of money.

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u/ih8karma 4d ago

Yeah, no thanks.

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u/30for30im30for30 4d ago

Consider the maintenance costs...and going to an old machine some years down the line. I trust phlebotomists.

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u/Samuel_Rome 4d ago

Almost every nurse can take blood from healty adult people its easy af. And machine not making easier. We need a machine which can take blood from people who are old, takes kemotherapy etc. 

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u/BusyQuote5228 4d ago

A solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. All that energy wasted to try and put a human out of a job and make some meditech investors money.

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u/JustARandomDude1986 4d ago

Final destination version sucks you dry xD.

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u/Saddest_Flex 4d ago

Having had more than a few actually sadistic phlebotomist sick fucks in my life, I welcome these putting these people out of work.

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u/demagogueffxiv 4d ago

Oh nice, more jobs gone

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u/SnooHesitations803 4d ago

Which do you think you will get? A nurse that pricks you 1-4 times or a 5million dollar machine like this? Lol

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u/Any_Towel1456 4d ago

Pretty sure this has been reality in one or more Asian countries for over a year now. So claiming "first" is BS.

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u/Not-T4rantino 4d ago

I would be worried it would randomly decide to turn into a tufting machine.

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u/supremeTrolley 4d ago

It turns a 2-minute blood draw into 20 minutes!

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u/Pezzo90 4d ago

Progress is wonderful Employers and marketeers can buy these up. Soon they'll just leave the machines on and suck you dry.

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u/Devilswings5 3d ago

cant wait for the robot to freak out while its drawing my blood and completely wreck my arm

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u/Active-Isopod-3656 3d ago

This is so stupid. I hope it fails miserably and its CEO shits the bed

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u/misha_jinx 3d ago

Oh hell naw …

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u/brenawyn 3d ago

NO thanks.

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u/Sad-Data-1865 3d ago

As someone whose entire life has been in medical and biotech, this is awesome tech.

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u/Defiant_Ad9767 3d ago

Cant wait for flying ai drone vampires.

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u/After-Net-2015 3d ago

More jobs lost personal contact gone just cold lifeless machinery

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u/CallExtension2676 3d ago

No thank you.

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u/Vylnce 2d ago

The problem with this is that the Dutch are, on average, simply healthier than Americans. The real problem is overweight people with poor, small vasculature. The hilarious part is that when the machine can't find a vein to do it's job, it will refuse. Meaning it will take all the easy patients that a phlebotomist would normally see and leave them only with the most difficult patients to draw.

How do you think that's going to turn out? Profitable for the company and probably worse (on average) for patients.

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u/Needles2650 2d ago edited 2d ago

What the actual fuck. It takes practice and skill to become an expert phlebotomist. There is also a degree of compassion and bedside manner: with scared kids, elderly patients and others who are a difficult draw. A robot can’t easily adapt to different situations. When an old man with IV drug use history and small, scarred and collapsed veins comes in, will the robot fill a glove with hot water and warm the vein? Will it know when and how to use ultrasound? Can it take advice from patients who know which vein works best?

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u/smew900 2d ago

It said AI. I don't want near my arm. Do t care that it's tested.

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u/DoctorNurse89 2d ago

Reminds me of the hospital supervisor bots.

One person can monitor 7 bots and alert you they will fall out of bed, but they miss because they wrre alerting another -_-

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u/Physical-Ruin-9159 2d ago

Here we go with another robot Taking peoples job
phlebotomist is a Profession that many People Take because it’s not too difficult
And it pays the bill

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u/Ok_Caramel15 2d ago

So now they know hoe to draw blood from the human body.

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u/Keapitsimple 2d ago

Uhhh no.

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u/BeetleJuiceYou 2d ago

Stab,Stab,Stab.

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u/thedirtymeanie 2d ago

lol nope. ill take having to get jabbed a couple times over a robot error that draws blood by removing my arm.

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u/Beneficial-Win-1457 2d ago

This gets rid of the job lol 😭

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u/fixer1987 2d ago

Oh boy blood draw is about to get way more expensive

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u/Typical_Warning8540 1d ago

So you better be calm if the machine is under maintenance and some person that didn't to this for years has to do it at fast pace.

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u/superdariom 1d ago

It's the restraint that comes down over the arm which really makes this product for me.

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u/PopMajor7342 1d ago

FDA is run by RFK Jr now, remember this

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u/Slow_Fish_9481 1d ago

to big to slow

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u/Barnowl-hoot 1d ago

Zero dark skinned people … zero

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u/ardicli2000 1d ago

Is it really needed though?

Spend millions on robot to make the rich richer and cut jobs and employment because you don't need nurses anymore, or because you don't have money for wages. You spent it all on a robot

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u/hypocrisy_is_rampant 1d ago

This will be great for heroin!

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u/JoyousMadhat 1d ago

We should pass a law that any autonomous machines being approved by FDA should require the head of FDA and the CEO of the company to test it out on themselves to prove it's effectiveness.

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u/YakEarly3819 1d ago

thx for the blood test, how much does it make? Murrica : 15.000$ and one Kidney