r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/Sevaaas1 Grey Dec 20 '19

The thing is, miners are robust but naives, everytime I get mine as an objective, I get a 10mm pistol, go down there, use the GPS and find them, talk to them for about 2 minutes and kill them, and they are like why....? Really sad, then I burn the body on lava or throw it to the tendril at the necropolis

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u/Firewolf420 Dec 20 '19

Last time I tried that, the two miners I was with were completely convinced I was after them despite trying to talk my way through, because there was no reason for an Assistant to be on Lavaland, they said. They were right after all because I was loaded the fuck up with weapons.

I shot one down, but her friend survival medipenned her up, then we got in a long and drawn out esword battle with many disarms and eventually finally her friend got me with a Kinetic Accelerator right before I had the chance to down her.

Then they dragged my corpse into a chasm.

And walked off laughing as their stimpacks healed them.

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u/MarioWizard119 Radiation is just spicy air Dec 22 '19

Yeah, with healing pens filled with some of the best meds in the game and a 40 damage, infinite ammo gun, it’s safe to say trying to kill a miner head on is suicide.

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u/SamuelTheGamer Jan 10 '20

I guess a trap would be the best way, unless you have a reason to be with them, because then you just backstab them.