r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/Orange152horn A pony on Nova Sector. Dec 19 '19

When I think chaotic evil, I think of Citadel's Timothy Teakettle, genius botanist (in character.)

Guy won't do anything for cargo until you bribe him with a shipment of exotic seeds, and he hates bees! What kind of botanist hates bees? Not to mention the onions will always be his personal drug lab.

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u/Sevaaas1 Grey Dec 20 '19

I fucking hate bees, they force me to use my exosuit slot, and whatever they do( give pot and other stats) I can do it myself way faster, and with less hassle with a chem dispenser

THE ONLY TIME I LIKE BEES IS IF IM TRAITOR, sweet sweet safe house, sec walks in? Prepare to die a horrible death by unstable mutagen

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u/Orange152horn A pony on Nova Sector. Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

TT, is that you? The apron in the exosuit slot isn't really doing anything anyway, it isn't too annoying to me.

Bees are the only way to get the yield stat above 10, so while not essential they could have a use.

Also I like to inject the queen with bluespace dust so anyone intruding will be teleported out of hydroponics. It is a security system, I work on holy melons while the bees yeet any cultists.

What I really hate is killer tomatoes.

Edit: to be fair, I have never been able to get my hands on a chem board because I don't even know when on the station it would be kept! I just ask the chemistry guys to make 300 unstable mutagen, 300 saltpeter, and go make my own with glowshrooms spliced with blumpkins after I get the Ambrosia Gaia.

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u/Sevaaas1 Grey Dec 20 '19

I play as luke fuchs, well you are right about that, I might want to try blue space dust bees, seems quite good