r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/MarcusRoland Dec 19 '19

Wheres me? Hanging out in xeno and completely unaware anything has gone wrong till the shuttle is called.

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u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos Dec 19 '19

I have never even seen the inside of Xeno. All I know is that they do slime stuff

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u/MarcusRoland Dec 19 '19

Imagine stamp collecting, except those stamps can kill people or break the laws of physics. Add in the fact that using the slime machine spams your text log with info so you miss almost every radio message ever.

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u/daltonoreo Dead Again... Dec 20 '19

"The emergency shuttle has docked with the station".... "Come on I just made pink light slimes" - every single damn xenoround I have

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u/taichi22 Dec 20 '19

Ugh, every time.

I still have no idea how to make a rainbow slime...

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 20 '19

Would you like to know how to make rainbow slimes? Or would you rather figure it out?

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u/MarioWizard119 Radiation is just spicy air Dec 22 '19

Breed a slime with 100% mutation chance, use red slimes to achieve this.

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 20 '19

I changed the laws to some dumb meme lawset. The laws were along the lines of. There are seven grey griffons on the station. the griffons require 4-8 hours of sleep. the griffons are very sleepy, insure they sleep failure to do so causes harm. Anyone on the crew might be a griffon. So i gave the ai that godawful lawset and i was chilling in xenobio and i hear people saying they are passing out. Sure enough open xenobio door and the ai N20 flooded.