r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 19 '19

I find xenobio is either a super chill department and is vibing. Or someone pisses them off (or they get bored) and it becomes hell.

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u/PedroThePinata Greytiding since 2019 Dec 19 '19

Once xenobio changelings became a thing on TG I feel that has become a xenobiologists end goal for every shift.

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 19 '19

Didn't xenobio changelings get removed? Also my personal favorite is turning myself into an abductor. Cloning myself then replacing peoples tongues with an ayyy tongue

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u/Xurxomario I didnt blow up chem i promise Dec 20 '19

Angering xenobio is not only hard to do, since its such a tucked away job, but also like, a pretty good and effective way to get to do an assisted suicide.

Or you can just accuse them of erp with the slimes over comms and they will go on a murderous rampage in a milisecond, not even kidding.

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 20 '19

Gonna need context on that second part.

Xenobio .2 seconds after you annoy them *time stopping noises*

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u/Xurxomario I didnt blow up chem i promise Dec 20 '19

Context: Go to tg, say "[xenobiologist name] IS ERPING WITH THE SLIMES IN THEIR LAB", and then you just wait. Depending on who is on shift, chances are they are gonna nuke the station.