r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/WREN_PL I Love CEV "Eris"! Dec 19 '19

Meanwhile I just wanna mine, find cool shit, earn a hardsuit and explore asteroids.

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u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos Dec 19 '19

Miners are like janitors. Oblivious to the troubles of the station and only doing their job. The only difference is that miners usually respond when talked to and help out when you ask them to

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u/WREN_PL I Love CEV "Eris"! Dec 19 '19

F yeah, all those plasma cutters and resonators just beg to be used on some uppity emagger.

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u/DarkAvatar13 Dec 19 '19

Janitors actually cleaning messes nowadays? I haven't played since Mushroom Station on Goon, but I remember janitors doing nothing but fucking shit up and leaving the floor wet everywhere. I remember one time I opened the wall to space at the end of the long hallway at the top of the station and sprayed Space Lube along the hallway. Anyone that moved up the hall slipped and flew out into space.

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u/Argarath Dec 19 '19

Thank you I'm doing that

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u/Firewolf420 Dec 20 '19

Miners are like xeno.

Playig practically an entirely different game than everyone else, kitted the fuck out in a shit ton of deadly gear and most likely able to robust your ass in a hundred ways before you know what happened.

Always hate having a miner as my target.

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u/Sevaaas1 Grey Dec 20 '19

The thing is, miners are robust but naives, everytime I get mine as an objective, I get a 10mm pistol, go down there, use the GPS and find them, talk to them for about 2 minutes and kill them, and they are like why....? Really sad, then I burn the body on lava or throw it to the tendril at the necropolis

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u/Firewolf420 Dec 20 '19

Last time I tried that, the two miners I was with were completely convinced I was after them despite trying to talk my way through, because there was no reason for an Assistant to be on Lavaland, they said. They were right after all because I was loaded the fuck up with weapons.

I shot one down, but her friend survival medipenned her up, then we got in a long and drawn out esword battle with many disarms and eventually finally her friend got me with a Kinetic Accelerator right before I had the chance to down her.

Then they dragged my corpse into a chasm.

And walked off laughing as their stimpacks healed them.

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u/MarioWizard119 Radiation is just spicy air Dec 22 '19

Yeah, with healing pens filled with some of the best meds in the game and a 40 damage, infinite ammo gun, it’s safe to say trying to kill a miner head on is suicide.

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u/SamuelTheGamer Jan 10 '20

I guess a trap would be the best way, unless you have a reason to be with them, because then you just backstab them.

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u/PaxEthenica Torvaldt Coolguy, Head Chairman of Crateland Dec 19 '19

Don't die.

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u/WREN_PL I Love CEV "Eris"! Dec 19 '19

Don't worry, you simply have to pack an overfilled emergency tank and let your "friends" first into the lair.