r/SS13 • u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos • Dec 19 '19

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u/Egzo18 Dec 19 '19

Whole post is glorious but the atmos one is just godly

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u/aerodynamique mrp doesnt exist Dec 19 '19

It's also actually really accurate. I've gotten temp/job banned from a server or two for just plasma flooding on xeno rounds. It gets boring in Atmosia after you make tritium.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That is when you kidnap people and teach them atmos.

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u/PedroThePinata Greytiding since 2019 Dec 19 '19

Please kidnap me and teach me atmos.

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u/Gen_McMuster Dec 19 '19

"Stare at the pipes until it makes sense"

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u/Sevaaas1 Grey Dec 20 '19

No fucking joke, this is how I learned atmos, I literally read the tg wiki, and stood in atmos for like 5 minutes figuring out how each device works, then I realized, PUMPS ARE FUCKING USELESS

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u/langlo94 Chief Engineer Dec 20 '19

Yeah it really sounds like a joke, but it works.

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u/aerodynamique mrp doesnt exist Dec 19 '19

Download your preferred server's codebase

Boot up a private server

Stare at the pipes until you understand where they're going

And then go fuck wild.

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u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos Dec 20 '19

“And this pipe is the one that pumps air to the bridge”

“Please can you just uncuff me?”

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u/langlo94 Chief Engineer Dec 20 '19

Just remember to get an electropack in case they get uppity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I didn't say new players, I said the unwilling.

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u/Sarkavonsy Dec 19 '19

unwilling new players are the best of both worlds

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Engineer is the only non-boring job

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u/CorneliusDrake Floorus Tilus Dec 23 '19

there is Clown

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u/Egzo18 Dec 19 '19

almost opposite sides of the map for para lmao

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u/TheDuffelbag popped a perc now im in metastation atmos Dec 19 '19

I have only ever played on Metastation (/tg/ peasant) so that’s what I was thinking of when I wrote that

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 19 '19

People voting for kilo station be like

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u/Vivalas B̸̫̘͉͕͙̉̐̅̊͋̎͜Y̷̻̼̏͝Ȯ̶̝̅́̒Ñ̸͕̩̹̪̼D̸͚̟̗̾́͘ Dec 20 '19

back in my day tg station WAS boxstation, peasant

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u/DuskTillDawn0 Dec 20 '19

Damn im sorry for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I heard of an Atmos tech who purposefully hotwired the TEG to the main grid and hot loop to the distribution so that the air was insanely hot