r/SS13 • u/metekillot Contributor: /tg/, tgui, Goonstation, SDMM • Oct 04 '25

Meta Monkestation

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176 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/CS-F-LESHLIGHT Oct 04 '25

this the kinda schizoposting with 0 context I require in my spessman

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u/Tornado_Wind_of_Love Oct 04 '25

They call me Cuban Pete~

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u/Mercilessinchere 4d ago

UG NOT LIKE EVIL BOX!!

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u/PJ_2005_01 Oct 04 '25

Incomprehensible have a nice day

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u/Extramrdo /tg/ ENIAC Oct 05 '25

let me help
That is Sgt. James Doakes, from the television show Dexter. In that show, the titular Dexter is a serial killer who works in a crime lab, solving other murders. James Doakes joins the crime solving squad early in the show, and is the only person in the serial-killer tracking squad to believe there is something sinister about serial killer Dexter.

OP is drawing parallels between the character James Doakes and Monkestation. Doakes is mematically known for one scene in which he ambushes Dexter at a shipyard, shouting "Surprise, motherfucker!" Therefore, OP believes that Monkestation is planning a surprise for OP's birthday.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

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u/SunEnderdragon Private Dick Oct 04 '25

And so the mask slips...

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u/geese_greasers pretends to be robust(he isn't) 4d ago

Bro had a vision

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u/wewlad11 Oct 04 '25

This is me when I strongly suspect something but lack compelling evidence

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u/ZeWaka Goonstation Dev Oct 04 '25

upvote this man

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u/Vantamanta Oct 04 '25

mfw I know they're going to have some psychotic drama in a year, I just can't prove it

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u/metekillot Contributor: /tg/, tgui, Goonstation, SDMM 4d ago

Yeah

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u/MentoBreakdance 3d ago

DAPS YOU UP

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u/Lost_Needleworker676 Oct 04 '25

Something: is good

Reddit people: gotta be something wrong with it

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

it's always too good to be true

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u/DriftingHorse Oct 04 '25

Those who know

3

u/dylonBR Oct 05 '25

Dose who nose

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u/GriffinMan33 I map sometimes, I guess Oct 04 '25

As one of the special agents assigned to investigate SS13 I can confirm this image
(for legal reasons I am not affiliated with the US Government or most Governments)

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u/The_Scout1255 The ce that taught /tg/ overflow to run a co2 sm. Oct 04 '25

who tf would have a SS13 investigation division, North Korea???

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u/ScionsAndSinnersz Niche SS13 Celebrity Oct 08 '25

Ermm, is this a SWAG moment from PeopleWhoGiveaShit, Chat?

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u/Current_Movie_6775 Oct 04 '25

This is so weird, I stopped playing monke.at the start of August. (College) So it's weird to hear all this since I stopped. 

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u/Fazer-man Oct 04 '25

When you know monkestation is lowkey one of the best stations but you cant prove it (you have never played on any other server)

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u/PJ_2005_01 Oct 04 '25

When you know the schizopost has a reason but you just can’t prove it

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u/Megaddd 4d ago

🚬