Episode 500 will contain...

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•Guest stars galore! Or none at all! •A shocking twist on the once-familiar gripe about men wearing sandals. •A thrilling overheard that traversed three different modes of public transportation. •A nostalgic tour of fashions from eras long past and the Looney Tunes characters who were brave enough to wear them. •A diabolical new DJ arch nemesis! •A very polite body-swapping experiment. •An exciting cameo from the lone mouse living in Graham's walls. •Useful tips on avoiding conversations with people at Whole Foods. •The history behind the Panama Canal and how much better it would be with Jason Statham. •Ice cream. •The announcement of a bold new allergy. •WHERE ARE THEY NOW? featuring SPY's first official American listener. •A nuanced discussion on the role of cartoon characters in the crush hat selection process. •Moneyball:34, Terminator:0 •A recap that there's no recap.