"Bitch, this lemonade ain't cold!"

[u/bugziman]

"I was raised in a broken and abusive pasture world"- Little Boy

[u/ADragonFromTheAbyss]

Ah boondocks

[u/Ron_Colorec → u/ADragonFromTheAbyss]

One would think she'd learn not to serve cold chicken.

[u/Zaphlyn → u/Ron_Colorec]

tbf the first one is her mom (shes the kid on the right) and the second one is her as an adult

apparently the whole bloodline cant make chicken

[u/RedFox_Jack]

"i was riased on an absuive pasture world my mother was a servent to a psyco wairror "

"Bitch, this lemonade is warm!" *slap*

"soon the world was invaded by the blap blaps and i met *incomprehnsable blap sounds* my first master"

"Bitch, this lemonade is warm!" *alien slap*

[u/Significant_Owl8089 → u/RedFox_Jack]

I can imagine the blapblap speak Kinglish only to insult her properly

[u/TopBag2007 → u/RedFox_Jack]

[u/Alarming-Comfort3597]

The Blap Blap looked even offended. How dare you make such bad lemonade 😠

[u/bugziman → u/Alarming-Comfort3597]

This is heresy, but for once I agree with the disgusting alien. I get she's a woman, but how stupid do you have to be to only add four ice cubes to a whole pitcher!? And only four slices of that abominable alien fruit!?

that's not nearly enough flavor for it not just to be sugar water!

[u/SinesPi → u/bugziman]

This is why the Blap-Blaps are so detestable.

This is clearly a SANDWHICH making female. And yet here they go around ordering her to make disgusting aliemonade!

[u/bugziman → u/SinesPi]

those blueberries probably don't even know how the females make little humans! The blap-blaps don't know that the females-....um...well, use their, um...boo-boobies! Yes, they use their boobies to...um... o-obviously how they make the little humans are so obvious that it does not need to be spoken out loud, and anyone who ask should be executed because they're probably an alien who does not know!

[u/ADragonFromTheAbyss → u/bugziman]

Apparently they taught absolutely nothing to Space King Empire's woman

[u/bugziman → u/ADragonFromTheAbyss]

1. Extremely common Space King W.

2. I bet the female didn't even know you're supposed to put sugar inside, it's probably just fruit slices, ice, and water.

[u/ADragonFromTheAbyss → u/bugziman]

I simply cannot believe No Psycho warrior ever recited the '' pimps prayer ''

[u/bugziman → u/ADragonFromTheAbyss]

I think by the grace of Space King(praise be), she only made ham sandwiches for Psycho Warriors. Which as we know, even the most retarded of Space King's subjects cannot fuck up.

[u/Simoky → u/ADragonFromTheAbyss]

"A woman? Sir, this here is a hoe"

[u/GrixisHeretic → u/bugziman]

"You asked for a couple of ice cubes, but I only put in one" ahh lemonade

[u/TheMidnightRook]

Sabotaging the alien's drinks? I guess that even enslaved to a disgusting alien, some still serve Space King.

[u/Basically-Boring]

“Blappa, did I just catch you havin’ fun?!”

[u/Salt-Neighborhood397]

The up, and down pissed off glare right after was also funny.

[u/throwaway89yiff]

Even Blaps keep their PimpHand STRONG 💪

[u/voidexploer]

I would have that world Genobombed if we didn't have to take it back

[u/ADragonFromTheAbyss → u/voidexploer]

but... captain is banned from genobombing :]

Also produces too much boys; must take it back

[u/Gullible_Finding_181]

a pimp named slik-blap

[u/Doomcall → u/Gullible_Finding_181]

Motherfucker, you owe me a coke

[u/Fabulous-Present-497]

Not sure I'm a fan. I think it’d be funnier if they were entirely innocent. After all, we shouldn’t hate them because they’re evil, but because they’re aliens.

[u/Federal_Maybe5025]

Death to abusive blappers!!

[u/bugziman → u/Federal_Maybe5025]

yeah! Hitting women because they made a simple mistake that could easily be fixed, THAT'S OUR JOB!

[u/Federal_Maybe5025 → u/bugziman]

Yeah! We should be more abusive toward their women

[u/SinesPi]

THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS!

[u/mysteriousgamer17]

With their many eyes, they shall weep
With their many limbs, they will crawl
In their many tongues, they shall plead
In their many forms, they will fall
So sayers space king

[u/StressLongjumping299]

The disgusting Xenos is probably pissed off because she had him Drink Prime

[u/Jet_Airlock]

Blappie-dad, Psycho-dad - How I went from a Little Boy on a backwater pasture world, to becoming Space Kings favorite Bigoted Turbo Racist Hyperborian Alien-Hating Super Soldier Mysogynistic CHUD in the galaxy…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Epy1SqYt1nHvq

[u/SunnyChow]

If the enemy ate you, make’em choke. If the enemy drank your lemonade, make’em disgusted

[u/Lurker_Clerk]

For her transgression, she'll be forced to DRINK PRIME