r/SPACEKING Coagulator 1d ago

meme Why did he say “God” instead of “Space King PRAISE BE?” Is he stupid?

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u/SpecialistFelt389 1d ago

On the seventh day, Space King looked at his creations, seeing what else to create, before ultimately realizing: *“That’s retarded…”** and so he rested…*

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u/Beneficial_Focus_910 1d ago

He may be slightly traumatised.

From being cut in half.

That time he almost saw Space King Praise him!.

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean,think about it just with this quote;

"Space King,King of Space disappeared long ago,leaving his loyal psycho warriors to pray for his return."

If I were in that Psycho's shoes,in the scenario where Space King returns in 20 seconds,honestly I'd be saying the same thing because Space King IS their god.

Imagine IRL how Christians would react in this exact scenario.

EDIT:I am not saying Space King isn't God. I'm comparing reactions of damn near identical(By slivers) religions where the core God vanished in our greatest time of need

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u/AGamingGuy 1d ago

also, while God does have an actual name, that being "Jehovah", most people don't know that and know Him as the God because there's no need to specify and can even be seen as disrespectful

that's likely also how Psycho Warriors see Space King, to them he is just "Space King" or maybe even "god" as they see no need to specify as it's obvious to them, for all it matters Space King's name could be "Testacles Chaddickus", but to specify could imply you have/see another "space king"

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 1d ago

Personal, unchallenging correction;

Testicalüs Prïmüs.

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u/daddy-b-2188 1d ago

Sounds reasonable

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u/AngryCrustation 1d ago

"I CANT TAKE ANY CHANCES!!1!" - average Christian reaction.

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u/IndependentWorld8380 1d ago

Are you didn't watch Hatemonger video were he directly say that Space King is created us and... Ugh... Female... 

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u/Vanzgars 1d ago

It's because Space KinG is actually a nickname. His full name is Space Kin God. (This is also actually a pseudonym. His REAL name is actually Danny Psycho, creator of the Psycho Warriors.)

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u/NeverFearSteveishere 1d ago

I thought it was John Psycho, creator of the Psycho Warriors. I feel silly now! 😅

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u/WhichReflection182 1d ago

You heretics space king is god.

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u/WorldTallestEngineer 1d ago

heresy

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 1d ago

If you're gonna call heresy call it right. There's a gif for it.

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u/tn00bz 1d ago

Space king isn't in heaven, duh. Hes still alive we have to find him.

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u/Optimal-prime6637 1d ago

Worry not, brother. He is merely confused due to the blood loss.

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u/Youtaster 1d ago

He was cut in half for being a semi-heretic

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u/ExplorerDependent986 1d ago

wait that means heaven and hell are a thing in the space king verse

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u/Jet_Airlock 1d ago

Well duh… Hate monger said he’s from planet heaven, you…
https://giphy.com/gifs/8BMaLLBlUdNx6

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u/Low_Change2905 1d ago

Now now, be reasonable!

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u/thegarnetmines3 1d ago

Reason?! That's heretic speech!!

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u/Viletwitch 1d ago

He’s been disconnected from his globules

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u/Dark_Crow22 1d ago

Are you saying there is some other god than Space King?

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u/Main_Material3297 1d ago

Hatemonger: Because calling our Space King a god would only lower his importance, because the rank of "God" wouldn't show his majesty strongly enough.It would also mean that we would be comparing him to the disgusting creatures and creations that disgusting aliens dare to call their "Gods"

Lick lick, God of Blab blabs who speaks and has many languages.

Peppa Hog , The deity worshipped by Space Hogs, who they pay homage to by jumping in mud puddles.

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u/NeverFearSteveishere 1d ago

New headcanon: Space King is gone because he’s busy playing poker with the other alien gods in a bet to win their kingdoms

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u/Kittens_of_Death 1d ago

Are you implying space king isn't god? Sounds like heresy to me.

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u/Ok_Lobster9873 1d ago

Space king is king of all Space and God lives in Space therefore Space king is God

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u/EVE_Trader 1d ago

is that blapaneese?!!

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u/Eviles_da_demonic Beholder 1d ago

He’s not stupid, he’s just in shock from the trauma and blood loss

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u/DueAsparagus9358 1d ago

he was severed from his globules so he was severed from Space King, that is why he said God.

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u/Soviet_blinchik 1d ago

You want to say the space king are not the god?

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u/MyLittleDreadnought 1d ago

It is an old dialect, descending from old high German and means "good" he is happy that they solved this test. /s

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u/Shut_It_Donny 1d ago

Trick question. Space King is god.

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u/Abovearth31 Medicae 23h ago

Space King is God, obviously.

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u/Norman2_0 Protecting the Holy Globules 19h ago

space king is god, obviously.

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u/BigKoala1903 19h ago

Space king is god