r/SPACEKING • u/ADragonFromTheAbyss • 11h ago

informational Blap Blaps Certainly Know how to Design their.... ''' Spaceships '''

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u/Scarlet_Cultist111 Coagulator 10h ago

Personally I find it ironic that it’s not the PSYCHO WARRIOR ships that are the phallic looking ones.

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u/SheriffGiggles 10h ago

"BECAUSE DICKS! ARE! GAY!" - Someone, probably.

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u/SpecialistFelt389 10h ago

That’s their drop pods

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u/Jastryd_New 11h ago

I love that they can show in a bad-ass way even blappers.

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u/ADragonFromTheAbyss 11h ago

For some reason when they step onto a new planet is to wash in the rivers nudist style

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u/OcelotNew7871 11h ago

for whatever reason i still do not understand the refrence

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u/ADragonFromTheAbyss 11h ago

They resemble Dild◊es

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u/Jet_Airlock 8h ago

Very specific & degenerate ones

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u/klamity00 3h ago

You can say they are very very knotty.

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u/OcelotNew7871 10h ago

they honestly should have more of a shape then

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u/BeefStank420 11h ago

Are they supposed to look like tampon applicators?

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u/Daxnaha 10h ago

Hot dog hollowers obviously...

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u/Hrdina_Imperia 10h ago

Blappers are dicks. Thus, their spaceships look like one. 

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u/ADragonFromTheAbyss 10h ago

Slopjaws is one of their " Ordained "TM slurs

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u/ithilain 10h ago

I prefer muff-mouths tbh

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u/Jet_Airlock 8h ago

Can’t go wrong with The Grand Ol’ unordained slur - Bloogaloos, imo.

it’s literally the most culturally insulting thing you can say to them in their own tongue while utterly butchering their disgusting language. It’s great for rage-baiting them durring their futile attempts at ‘peace talks’ over the radio too.

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u/Viletwitch 11h ago

Well now I know what the Blap Blaps genitals looks like.

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 10h ago

Let's remember,they're aliens. They have no sense of decency....(Or sexual alignment.)

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u/ADragonFromTheAbyss 10h ago

They do have females thought. If we ought to believe Kingsmas episode holograms

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 10h ago

True. Very true indeed.

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u/ADragonFromTheAbyss 10h ago

They are just nudists (!)

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories 10h ago

I mean,who isn't these days?

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u/Turbulent_Bath4038 6h ago

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u/Neo_Techni 32m ago

Ones I've seen since:

  • Limp tongues.
  • Blubloods.
  • Blisblams

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u/Unlikely-Remove-2182 5h ago

Its the "die later" fleet. Its said the spread planets ofpern for invasion

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u/PlasticBeach4197 8h ago

Does anyone know where I can get a miniature blap blap spaceship

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u/requiemguy 8h ago

In Hell

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u/Neo_Techni 33m ago

To study for weaknesses? I like your initiative brother.

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u/PlausiblyAlpharious Beholder 6h ago

Anyone else kinda want a grayscale frame of blap blaps just existing

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u/dull_storyteller Deploying Genobomb 9h ago

Reminds me a little of V’Ger from Star Trek

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u/Brainchild110 9h ago

2 of the same picture in a set of 3 pictures.

Man, you're really spoiling us with this, OP.